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Syn City Gazette
Issue 31
November 16, 2014
Editor-in-Chief - Crissy Forster
Price: 50 Brunsens - 1 issue
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Table of Contents
❖Page 1 - In the News: Keep up-to-date on current events and what's happening in Syn City.
❖Page 2 - Announcements
❖Page 3 - Who's Who - Here, you will get to know your friends and neighbors, perhaps in a way that surprises you!
❖Page 2 - Announcements
❖Page 3 - Who's Who - Here, you will get to know your friends and neighbors, perhaps in a way that surprises you!
❖Page 4 - Lifestyles: Dear Abby, Rumour Has It, Shout Outs, Dating Scene Forecast
❖Page 6 - Letter to the Editor
❖Page 7 - Want Ads
❖Page 8 - Advertisements
❖Page 7 - Want Ads
❖Page 8 - Advertisements
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Page 1: In the News
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THEY - THEY'RE HERRRRREEEEE!
That's right! What was believed to be rumours and paranoia, is in fact...true. THEY are in Syn and have already started, well we don't know what yet but we'll keep you posted and inform you when we find out. Already it seems that THEY have a headquarters on the new side of town as is evident by this picture taken recently. It seems that THEY are apparently using penquins in their plans, whatever their plans may be. Penquins in Syn you ask? Yes! Apparently so! Penquins were recently spotted in the reception area of Syn City Hospital. It is unknown at this time what THEY's plans are or what penquins have to do with it but one thing is for sure...THEY are here and it doesn't look like THEY are planning on leaving Syn anytime soon.
If anyone has ANY information pertaining to THEY, they're encouraged to contact the local authorities IMMEDIATELY. This may just be a VERY serious threat much like the issue last year with the water contamination and other severe threats to our wonderful city. Keep your eyes and ears open, THEY are watching you and we need to be watching them, whoever THEY are.
THEY vs SNG
The city erupted in a war Sunday when the Mayor's SNG, Syn National Guard, took action against the plans of a massive assault by THEY. For weeks THEY were recruiting, educating and converting citizens into Penguin-loving citizens.
Some would even go so far as to call them "penguin worshipers". According to some, they were out to destroy Syn City, City Hall, and the Mayor. To others, they were merely a small group of penguin-loving citizens.
In any case, the war ended with the destruction of the Mayor's Beloved City Hall, something he'd hoped would be in Syn to remind all of what he has done for Syn City, something to be remembered by and alas now it lies in ruins. A new city hall will eventually be errected which will hopefully be cheaper then the last considering the drain on the city's finances in the last two years.SNG did manage to not lose the city entirely, the City Hall seems to have been the only loss the city took which is good considering the THEY influence within the city. Now that THEY succeeded in demolishing the city hall, are they done with Syn? Will the penguin-loving citizens return once more to law-abiding, if you can call them that, citizens? Or have we not seen the last of THEY?
VIOLENCE ON THE RISE
Due to recent alliances within the city, violence is rising at a dangerously high rate. Sinners have allied with Omerta and Vipers have allied with DA making the city even more dangerous then it once was. Rather then there being a small gang fight now and again, now it seems that when a fight breaks out, the whole city is involved! There have been several large city fights in recent weeks and it is expected they will continue in the coming weeks. Reports of injuries and violent crimes are coming in left and right with violence and brutality taking place even after the bullets have finished flying. There have even been reports of several dead bodies being found lying in the streets, parks and even on people's front door steps. Several homes and businesses have sustained damages from the large chaotic fights and this is only the beginning. When will the violence end? Will this be the end of Syn city? Will there be anyone left standing by the time the alliances end or will the city be nothing but dust and the remains of dead bodies?
There has been a rise in new businesses making their way to Syn offering a variety of goods and services. If you've not taken a walk around our city in awhile, you need to! You might be surprised what is now available. The new businesses offer everything from betting and uniforms to pictures and even a spa! Get out and take advantages of these new businesses being in town while they last. We all know unfortunately businesses don't last forever especially with the rising violence.
Speaking of new businesses, we'd like to discuss the return of the infamous Lenabelle's which has recently opened it's doors for business once again. Back in 2013 the only places to work in Syn City, were the bank, city hall, hospital, garage, H4L, motel, synful pleasures and the casino. There was a lack of coffee shops in Syn City. The only places to eat were the pizza shop and a diner which had just been taken down.
Two girls, Annabelle & Selena - being new to the city decided that they didn't really like what jobs were on offer and dreamed of having their own business.
One day they were talking with Dolly about how it would be great to open their own coffee shop. While others laughed at their idea, Anna kept her eyes peeled for available spots to do this and when the right building finally came along - she jumped at the chance to rent it out.
She remembers the day vividly when she brought Selena to view the location. They could not contain their excitement and soon came up with the name " Lenabelle's" which in fact joined both their names together - Selena & Annabelle. Selena was to be the baker and chef while Annabelle took care of decor and building of course!
Lenabelle's originally opened around the 18th February 2013.
Their goal was to make it a cozy homely place, welcoming everyone from all gangs. They came up with a quirky menu to fit the Syn City surroundings such as their best seller, the sexpresso.
Soon enough, it became the popular place to hang out. A favorite for people such as Dolly, Miss Sammy, and Dwight. It also inspired others to do their own business too.
Lenabelle's took in a lot of Brunsen's. With that much profit, Annabelle & Selena recruited many helpers. At which point it moved to the building next door so Anna & Sele could live above the shop in an apartment while also letting their employees stay in the house.
Unfortunately after a few successful weeks, the shop became a target. It had many window replacements from stray bullets. One major damage to the shop was a massive fire by a gang. Destroying the shop and house from top to bottom. Luckily no one was killed.. but it caused the shop to close. The refurbishments cost a lot but people continued to target it and destroy it over and over. Forcing them to close for good.
In 2014, when a historical part of Syn City was discovered, Syn City Destiny Complex was born. There were many opportunities for businesses to have their name in the new complex and with Anna's new position of building manager for the Mayor, she made sure to have her little peace of memorabilia by opening Lenabelle's again.
Although it has sat dormant for weeks now... seeing only a few visitors now and again, Anna would often visit to just sit a while and reminisce about all the memories she had in Lenabelle's with her friend Selena. Secretly wishing she could have the place buzzing like it did in 2013 but lacking the time to do it...
That was until she met Sweet. Syn's very own favorite cook. Sweet approached Anna about opening a new restaurant and she thought - why not use what is already here? After some weeks of planning and redecorating, Sweet agreed to take on Lenabelle's and has brought it back to life.
Today, Lenabelle's stands in between the Sinner's ward and the Canal Ward.. buzzing with customers each day. Although the menu is not quite the same but it has a lot more class, the aromas from the kitchen bring back so many memories. On the wall you can see the very first menu created and an old photograph of Annabelle & Selena in their Lenabelle's uniform when they first opened in 2013.
We encourage you to take part in Syn City's growing economy. Congratulations to the new business owners as well as the return of Lenabelle's and good luck, may your businesses flourish!
NEW BUSINESSES & THE RETURN OF LENABELLE'S
Written by: Crissy & Annabelle
Speaking of new businesses, we'd like to discuss the return of the infamous Lenabelle's which has recently opened it's doors for business once again. Back in 2013 the only places to work in Syn City, were the bank, city hall, hospital, garage, H4L, motel, synful pleasures and the casino. There was a lack of coffee shops in Syn City. The only places to eat were the pizza shop and a diner which had just been taken down.
Two girls, Annabelle & Selena - being new to the city decided that they didn't really like what jobs were on offer and dreamed of having their own business.
One day they were talking with Dolly about how it would be great to open their own coffee shop. While others laughed at their idea, Anna kept her eyes peeled for available spots to do this and when the right building finally came along - she jumped at the chance to rent it out.
She remembers the day vividly when she brought Selena to view the location. They could not contain their excitement and soon came up with the name " Lenabelle's" which in fact joined both their names together - Selena & Annabelle. Selena was to be the baker and chef while Annabelle took care of decor and building of course!
Lenabelle's originally opened around the 18th February 2013.
Soon enough, it became the popular place to hang out. A favorite for people such as Dolly, Miss Sammy, and Dwight. It also inspired others to do their own business too.
Lenabelle's took in a lot of Brunsen's. With that much profit, Annabelle & Selena recruited many helpers. At which point it moved to the building next door so Anna & Sele could live above the shop in an apartment while also letting their employees stay in the house.
Unfortunately after a few successful weeks, the shop became a target. It had many window replacements from stray bullets. One major damage to the shop was a massive fire by a gang. Destroying the shop and house from top to bottom. Luckily no one was killed.. but it caused the shop to close. The refurbishments cost a lot but people continued to target it and destroy it over and over. Forcing them to close for good. In 2014, when a historical part of Syn City was discovered, Syn City Destiny Complex was born. There were many opportunities for businesses to have their name in the new complex and with Anna's new position of building manager for the Mayor, she made sure to have her little peace of memorabilia by opening Lenabelle's again.
Although it has sat dormant for weeks now... seeing only a few visitors now and again, Anna would often visit to just sit a while and reminisce about all the memories she had in Lenabelle's with her friend Selena. Secretly wishing she could have the place buzzing like it did in 2013 but lacking the time to do it...
That was until she met Sweet. Syn's very own favorite cook. Sweet approached Anna about opening a new restaurant and she thought - why not use what is already here? After some weeks of planning and redecorating, Sweet agreed to take on Lenabelle's and has brought it back to life.
Today, Lenabelle's stands in between the Sinner's ward and the Canal Ward.. buzzing with customers each day. Although the menu is not quite the same but it has a lot more class, the aromas from the kitchen bring back so many memories. On the wall you can see the very first menu created and an old photograph of Annabelle & Selena in their Lenabelle's uniform when they first opened in 2013.We encourage you to take part in Syn City's growing economy. Congratulations to the new business owners as well as the return of Lenabelle's and good luck, may your businesses flourish!
Page 2: Announcements & Events
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SINNERS MC CAR SHOW
Sinners Mc will be hosting a monthly Car Show with the first one being on November 22nd from 2pm to 6pm. There will be prices for Best of Show as well as People's Choice in 3 categories...car, truck, and bike. There's a 10B entry fee for all entries. Even if car shows aren't your "thing" come out and enjoy the free food and beer.
SYN CITY GAZETTE ONLINE
That's right, the rumours were true, the Gazette has returned.
However, you won't be getting an issue every week or every two weeks.
However time to time there will be issues distributed throughout the
city and posted online at http://syncitygazette.blogspot.com in an
effort to continue spreading the word of the goings on in the City.
Once you've purchased your copy in the city from Crissy, you'll have
access to the online copy. You can however only purchase the online
copy by paying the site directly (sending your Brunsens to Crissy
Forster). Thank you for all your support Synizens, we hope we do as
good a job as we have in the past.
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Page 3: Who's Who
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Want to tell Syn City all about yourself? Submit your Who's Who to the Gazette and tell the world about YOU.
Want to tell the city your story, let them know who you are and where you come from? Submit your stories to the Gazette or give them a call and let them interview you!
Page 4: Lifestyles
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❖ Dear Abby
**Want to ask Abby for advice? Simply drop a note in the mailbox outside the Gazette behind Syn City Bank, Abby responds to everyone!** ((NOTE: Crissy rewrites all Dear Abby's before handing them over to Abby to answer so they can be kept anonymous.))
❖ Rumor Has It
**Have you heard a rumour you want to share? Send it to us.**
2. Police Commissioner, Joniel Ireman suffers from a very serious disease known as Bipolar Disorder. It is causing him to be the model police officer one minute and psychotic and violent the next.
3. Syn City's Hottest Male apparently depends on help from a toupee to maintain his good looks having started thinning and forming devil horns at his hairline due to old age.
4. Ace of Omerta has been heard saying that Shawn from DA has a sexy face. Here we thought he was suppose to be getting married to DD. Has Ace jumped the fence and turned to men instead? What about the Omerta babies?
5. Suneyedgirl has been seen in Shawn's bedroom on the third story of his brownstone. Nothing new, we know Shawn loves his women. HOWEVER, the kicker....she's married to Gringo. She's known to spend time in Shawn's home when her husband is out of town. Does Gringo know or does all the city know except him?
6. Ariana is apparently being called a whore behind her back though none have the balls to say it to her face. Yet she claims to have done nothing. Is she as innocent as she says? Comical people throwing stones from glass houses and the pot calling the kettle black isn't it!
7. Rumour has it that the long time single boss, JJ, is fucking Ariana. We doubted he'd ever get over his last girlfriend who's name we now can't even remember. Bout time JJ!
8. Dia may have a crush on Black now seeing as his name had specifically been brought up when some were discussing the upcoming Car Show "hopefully even black could make it". Is it to see his bikes and trucks as she said or is there a more devious reason behind her desire for Black to attend? Since it was only his name she spoke of, it's believed the reason...is the later.
9. Women are sick and tired of the fake men who pretend to be dominant as well as those who are just "clingy boys". With all the lying and cheating going on combined with the aforementioned...issues, tis no wonder there's more woman on woman action. Ladies it's time to start enjoying yourselves again. If you haven't given it a try, go for it...no time like the present to live a little. If you're unsure what to do with a woman, Nonny will be more then happy to meet with you for a little tutoring session. Although, she has recently started talking to an H4L employee named Alex. Guess that whole mixing business with pleasure thing doesn't apply when it's a business such as Hoes4Less.
10. THEY have gone but not departed. THEY will return and THEY are continuing daily to plan the future destruction of Syn City.
❖ Shout Outs
Wanna give a shout out to someone? Have a message you want delivered
in a different way? Know someone with a birthday coming up and want to
wish them a happy one? Let us know, we'll post it here!
❖ Dating Scene Forecast
❖ Dating Scene Forecast
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Page 6: Letter to the Editor
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Page 6: Letter to the Editor
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Have something you wanna say? Here's your chance to be heard! Send in
your letters to the Editor and give yourself a voice to be heard!
Page 7: Want Ads
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Looking to hire? Perhaps you're looking for a mate? Send in your ads
and who knows, you might just find what you've been looking for. Want
Ads cost 20 Brunsens a week. Price subject to change.
❖ WANTED: Lenabelle's, a non-gang affiliated high-class restaurant, is seeking friendly individuals to be waiters and waitresses. Uniforms required and provided. Wonderful work environment, keep your tips, and get a free meal per shift. Interested parties should call Sweet at 555-875-3468 or stop by Lenabelle's for an application.
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Page 8: Advertisements
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Advertise your business for 100 Brunsen's a week. Price subject to
change. Get your name out there and make everyone aware what it is you
have to offer.
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Take a trip down memory lane, come visit one of
the most popular restaurants ever to hit Syn.
Lenabelle's is back!
Now Under New Management
The best home-cookin' you can find anywhere in Syn!
Lenabelle's offers elegance and some of the
most delicious foods Syn has to offer.
Come to Lenabelle's today, where class
meets good taste.
❖ Smart may have the brains, but stupid has the balls.
The Mayor's Money Making Machine (SCPD) reaching in your pockets again?
The Commish throwing warrants at you like confetti?
Don't pay. Take them to court. There are Judges in Syn. Make them work.
Brucato Associates. Lawyers you'll swear by. Not at.
Fee: 20% of what we save you.
DA: 10% of what we save you.
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*******************************************************************************DISCLAIMER: LET IT BE KNOWN, THAT NO MATTER WHAT IS WRITTEN IN THIS PUBLICATION, UNLESS STATED OTHERWISE, IT IS STRICTLY IN CHARACTER!!! I SHOULD INFORM YOU, I CONSIDER EVENTS FOR THE MOST PART IC...FOR THE MOST PART LOL. ABSOLUTELY NO OOC INSULTS WILL EVER BE USED...EVER!!! SO IF YOU FEEL SOMETHING IS DIRECTED TOWARD YOU OOCLY, AND YOU TAKE OFFENSE, UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE MISTAKEN!!! RUMORS ARE FOR FUN ONLY, WITH NO MALICE IN MIND AND THEY ARE USUALLY NOT EVEN TRUE!!! HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WHAT IS OR HAS BEEN WRITTEN HERE? DON'T READ IT.
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