Syn City Gazette: Issue 27

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Syn City Gazette

Issue 27

 March 17, 2014

Editor-in-Chief - Crissy Forster

Price: 20 Brunsens - 1 issue, 60 Brunsens - Monthly Subscription
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Table of Contents

❖Page 1 - In the News:  Keep up-to-date on current events and what's happening in Syn City.
❖Page 2 - Announcements
❖Page 3 - Who's Who - Here, you will get to know your friends and neighbors, perhaps in a way that surprises you!

❖Page 4 - Lifestyles: Dear Abby, Rumour Has It, Shout Outs, Dating Scene Forecast

❖Page 5 - The Submission of Hystyria
❖Page 6 - Letter to the Editor
❖Page 7 - Want Ads
❖Page 8 - Advertisements

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Page 1: In the News
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Syn City Land Suggestions
Written by: Amy Moseley

I spent the past few weeks strolling around the city having heard the news that there was the possibility of new land being added to the already large Syn City. I pondered what people would want added into the new land, that is not already here at Syn so began to ask Synizens how they felt and what opinions or suggestions they had. Undoubtedly the most common suggestion was the addition of a strip club, in which Vipers H4L business and Sinners Motel would supply the women.

Another suggestion was that instead of Syn being a run down urban city with constant violence, Syn had the chance of giving itself a new image, becoming a beacon of style and culture with new places such as a shopping mail, spa, hair salon museum and a bowling alley. Not sure how well that would go in Syn City, but was always worth a mention.

More suggestions included a race track for Synizens to race against each other for cash or pink slips,  a movie theater to spend time at when you're bored and a gym for guys and girls that want to work on there physical appearance or just to keep fit. A train interlinking the two cities together was also suggested, but it seems the council have already thought of that idea as I have noticed a train just sitting outside Ireman park. Other suggestions included: Burlesque club, skate park, ladies strip club, singles club & a wedding planning service.

OOC - Some people believe the sim landing point should be changed as new people to Syn get lost at the market and sometimes don't even find the teleporter, and to have fighting on 1 sim, rentals on the other to reduce lag.

 In conclusion, there was quite a few suggestions by the amazing synizens of the city, hopefully there are some council members subscribed to the gazette that may read over these suggestions and take them into consideration.

Syn City Progress - Brought to you by... YOU!

Written by: Ano Nymous

Low-income housing! The second phase of DestinyCare is nearing completion on the South East side of town.  Soon there will be sixteen newish apartments available for rent at rock bottom pricing.  The building isn't pretty but it's solid, just like Aunt Bea.  The apartments are tight and smell funny but come furnished with a bed, a couch and a kitchenette area.  They will even include a little space for wall decorations (but not much!).  Be sure to check out the South East Side Project Housing, the latest in the unstoppable urban renewal you've all voted for.

OOC - the new apartments should be available for rent very soon.  The inside of each apartment is a safe zone but all the common areas are open for RP and combat.  The new apartments will include just a few prims for wall-art but the pricing is perfect... CHEAP!

The next phase in Mayor Destiny's master plan is for a massive campaign against gang activity and violent crime.  Choose a side, because when the wars begin the city will be pitted against the most formidable force there is... its own people.  Mayor Destiny, Chief Distansa, the Judges and the City Council stand resolved to control and crush all criminal activity in the city in the interest of piece and beauty... and real estate values... and increased property tax rates. Anyway soon the city will be the glorious battleground it was meant to be.  As one of our more famous citizens used to say... "let the bodies hit the floor!"

Just incidentally... SCPD needs more bodies... I mean officers! If you've ever had any interest in getting killed repeatedly for no reason at all, or beating the living shit out of citizens in an attempt to exact the maximum bribe amounts then SCPD is for you!  Check with the Chief for details.

The Masked Assailant strikes yet again!
Written by: Amy Moseley

The masked assailant, that's getting more and more active each week has struck yet again! He headed over to Ireman park when he noticed a motorbike belonging to DA's Jessica which he seemingly admired. He demanded that he wanted the bike, but Jessica refused to let the masked assailant have it and immediately called for backup and within seconds there was bullets flying everywhere as Jessica's family came to her aid and helped defeat the masked aslant, aka Skullman. Jessica did get wounded in the process but managed to keep her bike, eventually the masked assailant disappeared. Will we be seeing more from him, surely this strange person will want revenge now?

RECEIPTS BETA RESULTS

Written by: The Deputy Mayor's Office

Receipts beta momentum continues to grow each passing week. For Week five, 48 receipts were turned in breaking the record set last week of 41. A total of 6,530 Brunsens were spent by 19 citizens.

The top spenders were Slash, Diamond and Flo. The top businesses were Sinner's Garage, Diamond Nails and Hoes 4 Less. The following new businesses have joined the program:

Fatality's Antiques and Pawn

This is the final week of the beta program designed to encourage the spending of Brunsens, boost business traffic and gather economic data for the City. Visit the first floor of City Hall for more information and to deposit any receipts.

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Page 2: Announcements & Events
((IC & OOC))
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SYN CITY GAZETTE ONLINE

     Syn City's favorite newspaper, Syn City Gazette is now available online for those who have subscriptions at http://syncitygazette.blogspot.com. There's still more work to be done so things are not final yet but we didn't want to hold back any longer seeing as there's some that's been wanting us to be online since we started. Any questions, concerns, or ideas...contact us. We want to hear it!

GRAFFITI CONTEST

    The wonderful mayor of Syn City is holding a graffiti contest to get some new artwork on the new City Hall as well as a few other places within the city.  Read below for more information...


My dear citizens, you filthy miserable bastards,

City Hall is a BEAUTIFUL phallic symbol of my incredible leadership skills and a wonderful testament to my prowess as your fearless leader.  BUT... it's too new and too pretteh.  I want some awesome graffiti to put in the parking garage and maybe on the side of the building to age it a little and make it look more like the dark and grungy Syn City we all want.

I will be holding a Graffiti contest in the parking garage of City Hall during the month of March.  Here's how it works:

1) Do your BEST work.  Make it good and make it graffiti.
2) Send me the texture complete with clear background so I can apply it to the prims in the parking garage.
3) IF you do a graffiti for a shaped prim let me know and I'll apply it there.  First come first served on those prims.
4) DO NOT put your own prims in the parking garage.  Hand me the textures and I'll get them installed.
5) No more than 2 entries per person.

OK - at the end of March a committee will decide which are the very best and most fitting graffiti graphics and those will get to stay as permanent(ish) parts of City Hall.  Understand we can't use too many or it will just look like hell, so only the best will survive the cleanup!

PRIZES:

FIRST PLACE - $5,000 Brunsens, $1000 Lindens and One "get out of jail free" car signed by the mayor (probably worthless)
SECOND PLACE - $2,500 Brunsens, $500 Lindens and one "Black don't kill me this time" card signed by the mayor (DEFINITELY worthless)
THIRD PLACE - $1,000 Brunsens and a rickshaw ride around OSO park pulled by Su Yungai (if the old guy can make it)

Guidance - Make it graffiti and make it fit the city.  Remember this is stuff that might get to stay if it's good.  KEEP SIZES to 256X256 or 512wideX256.  Wrong sizes are a pain in the ass.

SYNFUL PLEASURES

   Synful Pleasures hosts events every Saturday from 7 - 9 pm SLT and Sundays from 12 - 2 pm SLT.  Saturday, everyone got to enjoy St Patricks day together with the Irish theme. We got to see everything from green robots to sexy irish leprechauns! Everyone looked amazing and it was an awesome turnout as usual! As she always does, DJ Amber did a fantastic job for the event. Winners of the event were Serena, Jezabel and Jessica. 

   Sunday, Synizens participated in March Madness! The Basketball season starting up once more had everyone excited and we saw tonnes of Synizens showcasing their team spirit and colours! DJ Jessica was awesome as always for the event! The winners were Carensia, Jessica and Ricky.

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Page 3: Who's Who
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In this weeks edition of Who's who, we've got non other than Fredo Gotti of Vipers MC. It seems as though Fredo seems right at home here at Syn, but like so many others this isn't where he planned to live his life. When he was young, he was always a bit of a trouble maker, he attended College but soon dropped out when he began to get overloaded with criminal activity. After he had dropped out, he was then accepted to become an Air Force pilot and started training immediately. He seemingly liked his new job but soon after he came in contact with the wrong type of people within the drug world and began both dealing and taking drugs such as weed and cocaine, once it was found out, he  was kicked from the Air Force and served for a year.

Once he got out after serving a year, he was informed of the tragic news of his brother passing. He was a little shocked and then came to Syn City, where he's stayed since to look after his sister, Annabelle Gotti, who is now a Sinner and  you might know her from a previous Who's who. Upon coming to the city to watch over his sister, he was approached by Celestia Rae of Sinners MC and she nailed him to the wooden planks of Sinners HQ and Vipers MC were the only ones there to help him out of the situation, He didn't really wanted to join a gang before that but he admired what Vipers had done for him and joined them, he has been a member ever since. He loves Vipers because he believes they're the best and most loving family there is and all the girls have big bootys

After he found a girl he liked and married her, unfortunately it didn't last too long as he was threatened by Ricky Venom to sign the divorce papers. It seems as though Fredo is in love with Rickys booty as he doesn't want to become a Venom because he wouldn't be able to perv her.

Fredo doesn't have much future plans right now here at Syn, but will deal with what comes in his path, but he does own his own tittie bar now. He strongly urges Synizens to visit the bar, bring some liquor with you on your way and bring along some girls that are willing to strip and serve drinks for everyone!

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Page 4: Lifestyles
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❖ Dear Abby




**Want to ask Abby for advice? Simply drop a note in the mailbox outside the Gazette behind Syn City Bank, Abby responds to everyone!**  ((NOTE: Crissy rewrites all Dear Abby's before handing them over to Abby to answer so they can be kept anonymous.))


❖ Rumor Has It
**Have you heard a rumour you want to share?  Send it to us.**


1. Spencer from the DA is under total control by the ladies and carries bags for all the girls in the gang, even for the mayo's wife, the mayonnaise.

2.  Dia is fishing for males outside sinners HQ, so be aware seeing Brunsens on the street it might be an invisible fishing line attached to it and then she got ya.

3.  This past week we've seen a few former DA members leave their  family for Sinners MC. One of the new Sinner recruits, Annabelle Gotti supposedly left DA to join Sinners so she could 'be buttfucked by a former DA member, Tanner'.

4. Rumours are circulating that Carensia of DA and Fiona Smith, the Mayors wife are going to be establishing a Pug Breeding business. However, some say a pug breeding in such a run down city like Syn City seems a little suspicious and some are beginning to speculate it may actually be a codename for drug dealing

5. One of the DA bosses, Carensia has been seen taking it from behind by her close friend, Ellie as seen in the picture. It's unclear to see in the picture if Ellie actually has a penis and is a shemale or if she is just using a strap on, but either she seems to be enjoying it, as was JJ who apparently wanted in on the action as he sat close by.

6. After Bruce got shot down by Black Venom, Bruce decided to bribe the Viper boss in the hopes that he wouldn't shoot him again in the future. Who knew that splashing the cash at the Viper boss would get you mercy?

7. Bruce has also recently rejoined DA, the first gang he was originally with when he came to the city. We're not quite sure as to why but it may have something to do with his biggest fan that even dresses up like him, DD persuading him

8. According to Fredo Gotti of Vipers, there is now Viper tax being charged at the bank as well as a Viper toll if you plan to cross the bridge, so make sure you have cash or guns at the ready when you go to either place.

9. One of the many corrupt PD officers, Joniel Ireman has been strolling around the city and drugging helpless girls then either leaving them lay on the side of the street or bringing their body home with him for his personal use. Women of Syn City, you've been warned.

10. Dan Venom of Vipers apparently has the hots for one of the DA bosses, Carensia. The long time Viper was seen approach her in Wiseguys when it was packed full of people and then hand her his card, with his phone number on it. Is it possible that Dan is on the prowl for women again?

11. JJ has been out searching for hoes lately, not even just for bunny hunts, however he insists they're ''Classy Entertainers'' and not hoes. When asked how Lynsey would feel if she found out if JJ was caught hiring a classy entertainer, he simply responded ''She doesn't have to find out''. Trouble in paradise between the DA boss and Syn City manager?

12. It seems as though the newish couple, Anna and Tanner have a couple of secret admirers as Morgan and Eva were spotted peaking inside their windows while they were cuddling together. Apparently they were hoping that Anna and Tanner were swingers so that they could have some gangbanging fun!

**Have you heard a rumour you want to share?  Send it to us.**

❖ Shout Outs

    Wanna give a shout out to someone?  Have a message you want delivered in a different way?  Know someone with a birthday coming up and want to wish them a happy one?  Let us know, we'll post it here!


❖ Dating Scene Forecast

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Page 5: The Submission of Hystyria

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The Waiting Room
Written by:  Hyst

Sitting in a hard, plastic chair. The walls surrounding me are too bright and every mark and flaw stand out like an abstract painting.
The chair is too tall and my feet cannot quite rest flatly on the floor. My legs move restlessly trying to find comfort.
People shrouded in professional isolation walk by yet refuse to meet my questioning stare. Their footsteps brisk and sharp.
The air in the room is stale. It is neither hot nor cold and my skin begs for a decision.
i am painfully aware of my Loved One nearby. His pain wracks my psyche but i am unable to reach Him. i am so close to Him and my heart beats with His, yet so far away this room could be on Mars and the ability to hold and comfort Him would be no more impossible.
Damn this room and its complete lack of compassion. Where i am imprisoned in its dispassionate embrace.
To wait.
To wonder.
To worry and hope.
my mind takes leap and flies beyond the white walls and i am free. The world around me is dark in its sleep and i feel a sense of calm as i begin to imagine.
i imagine i am god-like, a being of light and love. i can pull the warmth of the Earths mantle up up up into my hands. i hold it close and instill it with my love then send it out to my dear One.
In my omniscience i see it surround Him, embracing Him as i cannot. His spirit once again glows and He is at peace.
His heart beckons me and, god-like or not, i am compelled to His side. He sits in stillness as if the smallest if movements will tear Him. His eyes close and i know He is inside. Inside and feeling alone in His trial.
He is strength but in His strength He forgets His power to create loyalty to even the briefest of acquaintances.
To those that love Him, He is the sun and the moon.
Of its own accord, my hand reaches. my fingertips ache at the need to touch Him. With the softest of pressure i cup His cheek and lower myself before Him. Eyes inside eyes, His in pain and mine in love. i trace the velvet of His lips then lean in to plant a caressing kiss upon each eyelid.
On my knees, my body pressed against His legs, i whisper, “my dearest Love, Your spirit is unbreakable. Your mind is keen. A perfect balance is Your soul and Your heart is a treasured gift to all who gain even the smallest piece. Know You are cherished.”
i am brought to myself by the sounds of footsteps. The room still an enemy but i am patient. my Loved One is strong and will win this trial.
Although i want to nurture and protect Him i will await Him in this room to beckon me when He needs me. my faith in Him is great, my love for Him greater and i will happily sit here forever.

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Page 6: Letter to the Editor
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    Have something you wanna say?  Here's your chance to be heard!  Send in your letters to the Editor and give yourself a voice to be heard!

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Page 7: Want Ads
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    Looking to hire?  Perhaps you're looking for a mate?  Send in your ads and who knows, you might just find what you've been looking for.  Want Ads cost 10 Brunsens a week.  Price subject to change.

❖  The Syn City Brewing Co. and Hard Target Gun Shop are looking for a few good workers. Please contact Fiona Rae Allen for more information. Prior experience working at a bar or or working with guns is preferred, but we are willing to make exceptions for the right candidate.


❖ Looking to have blood on your hands but don't want to scream I didn't do it? Well, now's your chance to have a way at it innocently. Syn City Hospital is now hiring and is in dire need of competent doctors, nurses, paramedics and receptionists. Just accomplish an application form and drop it at the hospital mailbox today or look for Edward Thorne (geekyeddy resident) for one. Faint heartedness highly discouraged.

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Page 8: Advertisements
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    Advertise your business for 20 Brunsen's a week.  Price subject to change.  Get your name out there and make everyone aware what it is you have to offer.

❖  Come on down to the city's best kept secret. Syn City Brewing Co. is a little microbrewery and bar, hidden deep in the heart of the city below Hard Target Gun Shop. We pride ourselves on having a great selection of beers, wines and spirits, as well as our own micro-brews and liquors. Come join us for a chat by the fire, a game of darts, a cigar among friends or just a quiet drink in Syn City's secret little hideaway. Your friends Whacked Destiny and Fiona Rae Allen look forward to serving you at Syn City Brewing Co, where you're always at home.


❖  Need guns? Ammo? Sling-shot? Weapon repair or cleaning? Evil mastemind supplies? Well then you are in luck! Hard Target has the FINEST selection of guns and ammunition and is the only legal supplier of weapons and ammo in Syn City! So come on by and see our selection for yourself!


❖  Do you know that H4L does not only provide the best quality sexual entertainment, but also provides other services?  Tired of cleaning your place? Have one of our finest girls clean your place with our excellent maid services.  Do you want to warm or test your combat and hunting skills? Have one of our sexy girls dress up as a bunny and run around the city shooting her with a paintball gun.  Do you want to laugh or dominate and humiliate a girl?  Rent one of our submissive girls as a slave, they will have to do whatever you want them to do.

H4L proudly participates in the new Syn City Beta Receipts Program.  Call H4L now for the ultimate experience in adult entertainment in the city.


❖  Diamond Nails...the ONLY place in town to pamper yourselves!  That's right, their's a new shop in town to give you a little pampering.  We don't JUST do mani's and pedi's we do waxing as well also.  Diamond Nails isn't just for the wonderful women of Syn but great for men too.  No more of that traveling out of town then sitting in chairs waiting for an hour or more to be seen.  Men...no more of your girl shying away from you when your rough calloused gun-shooting hands touch them.  Come on by to Diamond Nails today and have the softest most sensual hands in the city!

Diamond Nails is a proud participator in the Receipts Beta Program and located just beside the Gazette.

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Fatality Antiques & Pawns

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Welcome to our dusty world filled with the stuff your money is longing to buy!

We sell books, furniture, decoration items and much, much more! You will never need to leave the city again to waste money!

Need to sell that Gacha junk you bought in a moment of weakness? Well come on by and see what we offer. Trades are possible and rares make money talk.

So head over to Fatality Antique & Pawn for a bargain you could have survived without.
We promise to be as exited as you are!

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Got ideas or suggestions? Let us know. If you have something you'd like to include in the next issue, drop a note in the mailbox outside Syn City Gazette's Office located just behind Syn City Bank.

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DISCLAIMER: LET IT BE KNOWN, THAT NO MATTER WHAT IS WRITTEN IN THIS PUBLICATION, UNLESS STATED OTHERWISE, IT IS STRICTLY IN CHARACTER!!! I SHOULD INFORM YOU, I CONSIDER EVENTS FOR THE MOST PART IC...FOR THE MOST PART LOL.  ABSOLUTELY NO OOC INSULTS WILL EVER BE USED...EVER!!! SO IF YOU FEEL SOMETHING IS DIRECTED TOWARD YOU OOCLY, AND YOU TAKE OFFENSE, UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE MISTAKEN!!! RUMORS ARE FOR FUN ONLY, WITH NO MALICE IN MIND AND THEY ARE USUALLY NOT EVEN TRUE!!!   HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WHAT IS OR HAS BEEN WRITTEN HERE?  DON'T READ IT.
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