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Syn City Gazette
Issue 19
January 12, 2014
Editor-in-Chief - Crissy Forster
Price: 10 Brunsens - 1 issue, 30 Brunsens - Monthly Subscription
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Table of Contents
❖Page 1 - In the News: Keep up-to-date on current events and what's happening in Syn City.
❖Page 2 - Announcements
❖Page 3 - Who's Who - Here, you will get to know your friends and neighbors, perhaps in a way that surprises you!
❖Page 2 - Announcements
❖Page 3 - Who's Who - Here, you will get to know your friends and neighbors, perhaps in a way that surprises you!
❖Page 4 - Lifestyles: Dear Cosmo Girl, Rumour Has It, Shout Outs, Dating Scene Forecast
❖Page 5 - Creative Writing Shared
❖Page 6 - Letter to the Editor
❖Page 7 - Want Ads
❖Page 8 - Advertisements
❖Page 6 - Letter to the Editor
❖Page 7 - Want Ads
❖Page 8 - Advertisements
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Page 1: In the News
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THE 3 HOUR WAR
Friday night a fight between Sinnoso and the Vipers broke out. It is unknown what started the fight though it is known that it was quite the long one, lasting just at three hours from start to finish. Vipers made their way to HQ using it's defenses to the point where Sinnoso backed off unwilling to fight against the building's strong defenses but the fight wasn't over, there wasn't to be another stalemate. While Sinnoso stood near the Sinner Motel, Vipers came back out slowly pushing Sinnoso to the other side of the City from the water tower area, to the bridge, to the park and right into Oso's HQ. The fight was long and strenuous but in the end Vipers pulled it off and won the battle. This fight isn't the beginning nor the end of the Sinnoso war against the Vipers.
SCPD & H4L TEMPORARILY CLOSED
On Wednesday, two buildings in Syn City were shut down when Craig from the SCPD made accusations that H4L was spreading diseases and needed to be shut down. Seeing as Distansia and Dina had both been in H4L, the PD was shut down as well until both could be proven to be clear of any health hazards. H4L has been in contact with the Mayor's office in an attempt to reopen since they have files on the girls saying they are clean from the Hospital Administrator himself. Deputy Mayor Dolly gave a speech Saturday morning despite the fact it was the weekend stating her displeasure with the situation. By Saturday afternoon, the yellow tape and signs had been removed from H4L. Hoes 4 Less has been reopened and was and is...disease free. PD however, has been demolished and a new one is already in the development stages.
"As Deputy Mayor of this fine city mah main course of action is to improve this city's economy and get the various businesses of Syn going. We can't accomplish this by shutting down fine establishments that be creating employment opportunities. The building behind me is a modeling agency that helped women who were down on their luck, who didn't think they were beautiful. The truth is everyone is beautiful in their own way, Hoes 4 Less shows them how to reveal the beauty that lies underneath and how
they put it to good use while not only pleasing themselves, but others as well. Now
what is wrong with that? huh?"
"Ya got them critics say diseases are being spread, what proof do they have? Hoes 4
Less is a good honest established business and the doctors can confirm that they are
not the diseased STD everyone fears of catching, but the good type, the Sexually
Talented Diva type. Now these STDs spread themselves all across infecting all they run
into with something they won't forget. They do not cause violence or mean any harm, but
unfortunately they get harm their way. Not only from ganger bangers but now from the
city itself. As Deputy Mayor ah am ashamed this has happened, the former prostitute in
me will continue to fight, being the voice of all sluts through out Syn. Together we shall
get through these dark times and ah guarantee y'all Hoes 4 Less is gonna reopen one
way another soon enough as this wasn't the doing of the Mayor's office, but the doing of
one council member with SCPD connections who abused her authority to tyrannical
levels."
"This councilor's daughter is now a big girl meaning two things, she don't cry and that she can make her own decisions. Mah sister Molly told me many stories about what be happening at Hoes 4 Less after ah became Deputy Mayor, she can describe things in such detail that it be like ah was really there... which ah wasn't of course like the day this councillor came to Hoes 4 Less spraying her mouth about shutting it down in 24 hours if we don't.. ah means they won't fire her daughter. The daughter never felt more humiliated in her life as she was an adult who didn't need her mommy telling her bosses what to do. The mother couldn't be talked any sense into. She didn't stop there as days later what'cha know, Hoes 4 Less got shut down without any proof of wrong doing. People of Syn, let Mayor Whacked and ah ensure y'all that we take corruption very very seriously and we will discipline this councilor."
"Oh ah would like to tell everyone that the new City Hall project although had some
delays is going to be completed going over budget. Its no biggie really, we will increase
SCPD monthly budget targets to cover. The City Hall is the first of many new things to be
coming from the council this year. This past week the economic committee has finished
their plan on getting businesses rolling. For the first time every, both gang and
independently owned businesses will have support from the city. If approved by the
council at the upcoming meeting, this plan will go into beta come February. This wraps up
mah important press conference, thank y'all for ya time."
It seems the Mayor is doing what he believed was best for the citizens of Syn City but could the accusations made by the Deputy Mayor about one of the councilors be true? Did they use their position with the council to cause such dramatics because of a rebellious daughter? There is no way to know just yet but from the looks of things, it seems some council members may be under close watch in the future.
Sunday the Mayor and Deputy Mayor called a press conference to announce the opening of the new SCPD building. The new SCPD building is anything but a work of art due to the new city hall going over budget but looks as if it's more of a dilapidated old building. The building was constructed by one of Syn's newest citizens who is known for his wonderful use of recycled material, Su. It's made from the old courthouse's rubble and boards were used for the windows instead of glass to keep the PD warmer in the winter and to block the sunlight in the summer. The building is not only ecological but it also saved the tax payers a lot of money which the Mayor and Deputy Mayor are hoping will be kept in mind when it comes time for re-elections.
Needless to say not all citizens were as thrilled as the Vipers were about the looking as if it needs to be condemned building, one of which was Chief Distansia who was quite vocal with her displeasure stating "why not just put us in card board boxes!! we will be safer in there! or even better yet build us a NEW building like city hall you stingy fat asses!" among other things. Seeing as the old PD had been demolished due to it being infested with "crotch crickets and mofo juice" according to the Mayor, the rebuilding of the PD was critical. It wasn't in the City's budget and they did what they could with what budget they had.
Things took a different route when the police were accused of not doing their jobs and decided they'd do a bit of crowd control threatening the crowd with gas and weapons despite the fact there were two pregnant citizens in the crowd. The crowd was told to disperse and the press release was called to and end as PD put on their masks and talked of drawing weapons and arresting some of the citizens. Thankfully, the crowd dispersed and to our knowledge, no arrests were made. Needless to say...apparently PD isn't too happy with the Mayor's office at the moment. We transcribed as much as we were able to get for our wonderful readers....((Please see the comments to this post for the transcription.))
Below is the End of Year 2013 Underground Gang Report Pt. III. Bear in mind, it is for the Year End, 2013 so the recent changes in some members hasn't been noted seeing they took place in the new year. Also below, to the best of our knowledge, is the most recent list of mercenaries for Syn City should you find yourself in need of one. Any questions, comments or disputes...feel free to write a letter to the editor. This is what we were given and this is what we have printed. Enjoy!
2013 Year End Mercenary List
Amber
Athena
Black
Blackbart
Brana
Bruce
Cosmo
Crisis
Damaged Angel
Dan
Death
Diamond
Dina
Distansa
Falcon
Fiona
Fredo
Fyng
Icarus
JJ
Joniel
Lamont
Luciana
Markus
Mass
Miss Sammy
Minx
Mofo
Poppa Ryan
Ryuji
Samara
Samuel
Sariel
Sea
Serena
Shawn
Slice
Smokey
Steffie
Von
Whacked
Wolf
Zeke
2013 5 Strongest Vipers
1. Black
2. Samara
3. Maya
4. Shisuka
5. Lamont
2013 5 Strongest Mafioso
1. Steffie
2. Shawn
3. Wolf
4. Jaxon
5. Serena
2013 5 Strongest Sinners
1. Markus
2. Crisis
3. Precious
4. Mass
5. Samantha
2013 5 Strongest DA
1. Isabella
2. JJ
3. Alister
4. Caren
5. Bruce
2013 5 Strongest SCPD
1. Mofo
2. Athena
3. Fiona
4. Halo
5. Fyng
"As Deputy Mayor of this fine city mah main course of action is to improve this city's economy and get the various businesses of Syn going. We can't accomplish this by shutting down fine establishments that be creating employment opportunities. The building behind me is a modeling agency that helped women who were down on their luck, who didn't think they were beautiful. The truth is everyone is beautiful in their own way, Hoes 4 Less shows them how to reveal the beauty that lies underneath and how
they put it to good use while not only pleasing themselves, but others as well. Now
what is wrong with that? huh?"
"Ya got them critics say diseases are being spread, what proof do they have? Hoes 4
Less is a good honest established business and the doctors can confirm that they are
not the diseased STD everyone fears of catching, but the good type, the Sexually
Talented Diva type. Now these STDs spread themselves all across infecting all they run
into with something they won't forget. They do not cause violence or mean any harm, but
unfortunately they get harm their way. Not only from ganger bangers but now from the
city itself. As Deputy Mayor ah am ashamed this has happened, the former prostitute in
me will continue to fight, being the voice of all sluts through out Syn. Together we shall
get through these dark times and ah guarantee y'all Hoes 4 Less is gonna reopen one
way another soon enough as this wasn't the doing of the Mayor's office, but the doing of
one council member with SCPD connections who abused her authority to tyrannical
levels."
"This councilor's daughter is now a big girl meaning two things, she don't cry and that she can make her own decisions. Mah sister Molly told me many stories about what be happening at Hoes 4 Less after ah became Deputy Mayor, she can describe things in such detail that it be like ah was really there... which ah wasn't of course like the day this councillor came to Hoes 4 Less spraying her mouth about shutting it down in 24 hours if we don't.. ah means they won't fire her daughter. The daughter never felt more humiliated in her life as she was an adult who didn't need her mommy telling her bosses what to do. The mother couldn't be talked any sense into. She didn't stop there as days later what'cha know, Hoes 4 Less got shut down without any proof of wrong doing. People of Syn, let Mayor Whacked and ah ensure y'all that we take corruption very very seriously and we will discipline this councilor.""Oh ah would like to tell everyone that the new City Hall project although had some
delays is going to be completed going over budget. Its no biggie really, we will increase
SCPD monthly budget targets to cover. The City Hall is the first of many new things to be
coming from the council this year. This past week the economic committee has finished
their plan on getting businesses rolling. For the first time every, both gang and
independently owned businesses will have support from the city. If approved by the
council at the upcoming meeting, this plan will go into beta come February. This wraps up
mah important press conference, thank y'all for ya time."
It seems the Mayor is doing what he believed was best for the citizens of Syn City but could the accusations made by the Deputy Mayor about one of the councilors be true? Did they use their position with the council to cause such dramatics because of a rebellious daughter? There is no way to know just yet but from the looks of things, it seems some council members may be under close watch in the future.
SCPD REBUILT
Sunday the Mayor and Deputy Mayor called a press conference to announce the opening of the new SCPD building. The new SCPD building is anything but a work of art due to the new city hall going over budget but looks as if it's more of a dilapidated old building. The building was constructed by one of Syn's newest citizens who is known for his wonderful use of recycled material, Su. It's made from the old courthouse's rubble and boards were used for the windows instead of glass to keep the PD warmer in the winter and to block the sunlight in the summer. The building is not only ecological but it also saved the tax payers a lot of money which the Mayor and Deputy Mayor are hoping will be kept in mind when it comes time for re-elections.
Needless to say not all citizens were as thrilled as the Vipers were about the looking as if it needs to be condemned building, one of which was Chief Distansia who was quite vocal with her displeasure stating "why not just put us in card board boxes!! we will be safer in there! or even better yet build us a NEW building like city hall you stingy fat asses!" among other things. Seeing as the old PD had been demolished due to it being infested with "crotch crickets and mofo juice" according to the Mayor, the rebuilding of the PD was critical. It wasn't in the City's budget and they did what they could with what budget they had.
Things took a different route when the police were accused of not doing their jobs and decided they'd do a bit of crowd control threatening the crowd with gas and weapons despite the fact there were two pregnant citizens in the crowd. The crowd was told to disperse and the press release was called to and end as PD put on their masks and talked of drawing weapons and arresting some of the citizens. Thankfully, the crowd dispersed and to our knowledge, no arrests were made. Needless to say...apparently PD isn't too happy with the Mayor's office at the moment. We transcribed as much as we were able to get for our wonderful readers....((Please see the comments to this post for the transcription.))
UNDERGROUND GANG COMBAT REPORT PT. III
Written by: Unknown Author
Below is the End of Year 2013 Underground Gang Report Pt. III. Bear in mind, it is for the Year End, 2013 so the recent changes in some members hasn't been noted seeing they took place in the new year. Also below, to the best of our knowledge, is the most recent list of mercenaries for Syn City should you find yourself in need of one. Any questions, comments or disputes...feel free to write a letter to the editor. This is what we were given and this is what we have printed. Enjoy!
2013 Year End Mercenary List
Amber
Athena
Black
Blackbart
Brana
Bruce
Cosmo
Crisis
Damaged Angel
Dan
Death
Diamond
Dina
Distansa
Falcon
Fiona
Fredo
Fyng
Icarus
JJ
Joniel
Lamont
Luciana
Markus
Mass
Miss Sammy
Minx
Mofo
Poppa Ryan
Ryuji
Samara
Samuel
Sariel
Sea
Serena
Shawn
Slice
Smokey
Steffie
Von
Whacked
Wolf
Zeke
2013 5 Strongest Vipers
1. Black
2. Samara
3. Maya
4. Shisuka
5. Lamont
2013 5 Strongest Mafioso
1. Steffie
2. Shawn
3. Wolf
4. Jaxon
5. Serena
2013 5 Strongest Sinners
1. Markus
2. Crisis
3. Precious
4. Mass
5. Samantha
2013 5 Strongest DA
1. Isabella
2. JJ
3. Alister
4. Caren
5. Bruce
2013 5 Strongest SCPD
1. Mofo
2. Athena
3. Fiona
4. Halo
5. Fyng
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Page 2: Announcements & Events
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SYN CITY GAZETTE ONLINE
Syn City's favorite newspaper, Syn City Gazette is now available online
for those who have subscriptions at
http://syncitygazette.blogspot.com. There's still more work to be done
so things are not final yet but we didn't want to hold back any longer
seeing as there's some that's been wanting us to be online since we
started. Any questions, concerns, or ideas...contact us. We want to hear
it!
SYNFUL PLEASURES
Synful Pleasures hosts events every Saturday from 7 - 9 pm SLT and Sundays from 12 - 2 pm SLT. Saturday was Goofy Greats with silly music and outfits alike. It's unfortunate more didn't dress then did as it could have been even more fun then it was but even still all had a good time and was blowing up the trivia while DJ Amber played the tunes. The winners of the contest were Amber, Fi, and Wolf.
Sunday, we were taken back in time once more to the 80's. Everyone was still tired from staying up so late the previous night that they were too lazy to dress but still, everyone enjoyed the tunes as DJ Amber brought us back once more. The winners of the contest were Dina, Craig, and Amber.
Synful Pleasures hosts events every Saturday from 7 - 9 pm SLT and Sundays from 12 - 2 pm SLT. Saturday was Goofy Greats with silly music and outfits alike. It's unfortunate more didn't dress then did as it could have been even more fun then it was but even still all had a good time and was blowing up the trivia while DJ Amber played the tunes. The winners of the contest were Amber, Fi, and Wolf. Sunday, we were taken back in time once more to the 80's. Everyone was still tired from staying up so late the previous night that they were too lazy to dress but still, everyone enjoyed the tunes as DJ Amber brought us back once more. The winners of the contest were Dina, Craig, and Amber.***********************************************************************************
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Many remember her from her owning the a VERY successful local coffee shop known as Lenabelles...this week's Who's Who...Annabelle from DA. She came to Syn City about a year ago with one of her brothers, Chief who was known for getting in trouble while she worked hard to make them a living and a home at the early age of 20. When she first came to Syn, she took on a job working at Viper's garage though it was short lived seeing as she couldn't accept getting oil on her nails and such. While her brother was out making enemies with Sinners and learning to use guns to defend himself, she was making friends. One of which was her best friend, Selena who to this day is still her best friend here. Not liking the jobs the City had to offer, they started their own business. One which used Selena's cooking skills and her creativity known as Lenabelle's. People still remember it and talk about it to this day, it was located next to Hoes 4 Less.
If there's anything Annabelle values, it's friendship and she has been known to give friends a place to stay, provide jobs, plan weddings, help with council campaigns, and even assist in others' business endeavors without expecting anything in return. When asked what drives her to help others so much, she stated "Umm.. I guess I have always been a caring person. I have the values that you treat others as you wish to be treated. Its a bit difficult to be like that in this sort of city but I don't know. Its something my parents brought me up to be like and Its stayed with me. " Syn City could definitely use more people with this type of thinking.
Lennabelle's was a place where memories were made, a gathering place for many in the city with fond memories for not only just the owners but Synizens as well. Annabelle and Selena's goal when creating the business was to have a place to hang out and enjoy coffee with some delicious cake but they offered more then just great coffee and food, they also offered a job and a fun place for the citizens to gather. It was a special gathering place for many, most of them are still with us today from Alister, Selena, DD, Samantha and Serena. They had great employee's who put hours upon hours making the shop so successful but unfortunately, the profits were little and they became the target for fires and were constantly havign to repair windows. When asked if she'd do anything differently... "probably better security and more help with loans to keep it open longer hours." Lennabelle's became an example of how to run a successful independantly owned business in Syn City. Annabelle is currently contemplating future business ventures and researching the current businesses in Syn and looking into ways to make it work with limited time and funding. She did have some advice for Synizens though, and good advice it was "just remember that spark you had when you first thought up the idea. The excitement you had when you bought the place and put up the sign. Selena and I had so much fun.. but if you lose that spark and excitement the business will suffer to because your motivation to run it will disappear. My advice would be to accept help when its offered and try to not take on too much yourself." If your heart isn't in what you do, how can you do it well?
Now she's a member of DA and enjoying the differences in being in a gang offers having never joined one before. She doesn't regret her decision at all stating "they really are a family and I love them. They bring out my .... fiesty side! Its nice to get protection too and have others to fight for." From being a leader in successful businesses to a loyal gang member, one thing has always remained a constant...what matters most is those you surround yourself with, friends and family and despite the harshness of Syn City, Annabelle continues to do just that.
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**Want to ask Cosmo Girl for advice? Simply drop a note in the mailbox outside the Gazette behind Syn City Bank, Cosmo Girl responds to everyone!** ((NOTE: Crissy rewrites all Dear Cosmo Girl's before handing them over to Cosmo to answer so they can be kept anonymous.))
❖ Rumor Has It
**Have you heard a rumour you want to share? Send it to us.**
2. Amber is pregnant with twins and Damen of the Sinners says they're his! Perhaps this is why Edward and Amber were so quick to wed without the Vipers having knowledge of it! She was trying to hide what she'd done! Seems innocent Amber isn't so innocent at all hooking up with Damen, getting pregnant, sneaking off marrying another....tisk tisk.
3. It seems Zeke from the Sinners is so afraid of Nick's hammer, that he refused a 1v1 that lead to a full out gang war. Nick lost a lot of blood and is currently recooperating under the care of Blondie who has left DA to be at his side in Vipers.
5. Bruce, in a moment of male stupidity broke up with Care and is hoping to win her back by baking a cake but when he attempted to acquire sugar from Oso, it lead to a fight and at the end of it, forgot the damn sugar!
6. We've all heard of keeping it in the family, that's no different where Vipers Cosmo and Mike are concerned. Cosmo recently moved in with Mike and are now sharing a space and he's adopted Gussy. Apparently, Mo's not getting out of prison anytime soon, he was sentenced to 25 to life with no chances of parole and has approved the relationship due to the circumstances stating "I'd rather it be him...then an non-Viper."
7. Dina Ormidale, CEO of Syn City Bank intends to hire an investigating team to conduct a full investigation into the new City Hall. What is she investigating? Considering she's the CEO of the bank, she already knows the budget of the city and how much was spent. Is she the corrupt Council member that the Deputy Mayor was referring to? Is this part of her plan of corruption or is there more to it that no one's heard about yet?
**Have you heard a rumour you want to share? Send it to us.**
❖ Shout Outs
Wanna give a shout out to someone? Have a message you want delivered
in a different way? Know someone with a birthday coming up and want to
wish them a happy one? Let us know, we'll post it here!
❖ Dating Scene Forecast
❖ Dating Scene Forecast
Lovers welcome to 2014. A new year brings 365 new days to love, fuck and sleep in the arms of our lovers. For thy past few months, I, LOVENOMINOUS, the GUARDIAN OF LOVE have guided the hearts of Syn through the sea of love. What shall thy lovely waters bring us in 2014? I, LOVENOMINOUS, the GUARDIAN OF LOVE never assumes for without a doubt you are wondering how the waves forming in the sea of love will affect your relationship for the month of January. This forecast is difficult for me share as I, LOVENOMINOUS, the GUARDIAN OF LOVE absolutely hate being 100% accurate and right all the fucken time when the stars are clearly telling me there are some very turbulent waters ahead.
The question is what course your boat is set on? Is your course set to become popular among others by showboating close to the shore? If so then your relationship is as shallow as the water near the shore and shall capsize in epic failure. Is someone GUIDING the ship or is the captain too busy fucking in the bedroom? If lust TAKES OVER love, imbalance of sex GREATER then social couple activities, then don't be surprised when it SUDDENLY fails in TITANIC proportions. Is your love lost at sea? If so do not seek help from professional counselors. These pirates exist to steal from mateys whose hearts are lost. Instead seek help from a shared friend who cares about all parties, let them be the tug boat that guides your boat of love through any troubles. Only TRUE LOVE WILL STAY ON COURSE to be tested across the DEEPEST, bluest and most treacherous waters found over sea of love. When rocky waters leave a lover HOLDING ON for dear life, are you BRAVE enough to RISK your own life to SAVE YOUR LOVE life? What about unexpected problems? Ignoring a leak shall become a BIGGER problem that is HARDER to solve when it drowns your love 1000 fathoms DEEPER into Davey Jones Locker within the whirlpool of depression.
Some say communication is key but I, LOVENOMINOUS THE GUARDIAN OF LOVE say communication is FUCKEN MAGIC. It turns problems into SOLUTIONS, assumptions into JOKES, insecurities into INVULNERABILITIES and has the side effect of REASSURING the love towards your partner is present. Why do we CHOOSE to play games creating tsunami waves that drift us FARTHER APART in a sea of love? Why we RISK LETTING GO ignoring someone loyal whose sole purpose is to make you FEEL like the King or Queen of the world? When we can instead, use this MAGIC OF COMMUNICATION to create beautiful calm waves of equality for our hearts shall go on.
I, LOVENOMINOUS THE GUARDIAN OF LOVE do not wish ill towards those who don't LISTEN to my 100% ACCURATE ADVICE and hope the stranded FIND my island of love. For I am spending most of my time trying to CARVE a fine piece of ass out of FUCKEN COCONUTS. My homeboy Wilson keeps me company, that FUCKEN VOYEUR acts like he is FULL of air but rolls up when I'm PLUMMETING BOOTIES of stranded hotties who wash up ashore. Stranded guys lets LEAD these hotties into GANG BANGS until they tire our cocks out. Then we drink some ICE COLD Coronas and WATCH THEM ENJOY each others SWEET CREAM PIES. IT IS FACT cum TASTES SWEETER from a man after having coconuts HI-YO!!! Go fuck Mary Ann cause Ginger is MY COLLARED BITCH HI-YOOO!!!
Communication is FUCKEN MAGIC.
~ Guardian of Love ~
ღღ Lovenominous ღღ
The question is what course your boat is set on? Is your course set to become popular among others by showboating close to the shore? If so then your relationship is as shallow as the water near the shore and shall capsize in epic failure. Is someone GUIDING the ship or is the captain too busy fucking in the bedroom? If lust TAKES OVER love, imbalance of sex GREATER then social couple activities, then don't be surprised when it SUDDENLY fails in TITANIC proportions. Is your love lost at sea? If so do not seek help from professional counselors. These pirates exist to steal from mateys whose hearts are lost. Instead seek help from a shared friend who cares about all parties, let them be the tug boat that guides your boat of love through any troubles. Only TRUE LOVE WILL STAY ON COURSE to be tested across the DEEPEST, bluest and most treacherous waters found over sea of love. When rocky waters leave a lover HOLDING ON for dear life, are you BRAVE enough to RISK your own life to SAVE YOUR LOVE life? What about unexpected problems? Ignoring a leak shall become a BIGGER problem that is HARDER to solve when it drowns your love 1000 fathoms DEEPER into Davey Jones Locker within the whirlpool of depression.
Some say communication is key but I, LOVENOMINOUS THE GUARDIAN OF LOVE say communication is FUCKEN MAGIC. It turns problems into SOLUTIONS, assumptions into JOKES, insecurities into INVULNERABILITIES and has the side effect of REASSURING the love towards your partner is present. Why do we CHOOSE to play games creating tsunami waves that drift us FARTHER APART in a sea of love? Why we RISK LETTING GO ignoring someone loyal whose sole purpose is to make you FEEL like the King or Queen of the world? When we can instead, use this MAGIC OF COMMUNICATION to create beautiful calm waves of equality for our hearts shall go on.
I, LOVENOMINOUS THE GUARDIAN OF LOVE do not wish ill towards those who don't LISTEN to my 100% ACCURATE ADVICE and hope the stranded FIND my island of love. For I am spending most of my time trying to CARVE a fine piece of ass out of FUCKEN COCONUTS. My homeboy Wilson keeps me company, that FUCKEN VOYEUR acts like he is FULL of air but rolls up when I'm PLUMMETING BOOTIES of stranded hotties who wash up ashore. Stranded guys lets LEAD these hotties into GANG BANGS until they tire our cocks out. Then we drink some ICE COLD Coronas and WATCH THEM ENJOY each others SWEET CREAM PIES. IT IS FACT cum TASTES SWEETER from a man after having coconuts HI-YO!!! Go fuck Mary Ann cause Ginger is MY COLLARED BITCH HI-YOOO!!!
Communication is FUCKEN MAGIC.
~ Guardian of Love ~
ღღ Lovenominous ღღ
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Play Me
Written by: Hyst
Take me out of the case and tune me gently. As You work each of my strings, stop from time to time and run a loving hand over my finely crafted body.
With each tiny adjustment, close Your eyes and listen closely to my off key sound, then ever so gently tune me toward Your satisfaction.
I beg of You to use only the softest of cloth as You polish me to mirror Your reflection. Set me carefully aside on a velvet cushion as You compose a passionate melody just for me.
Play me, my dearest One, like a lover touching His most cherished prize for the first time. Run Your strong hands over the curves of my body and watch as it warms to Your song.
I am a most giving and loyal instrument who sings for only You. If You hear a discordant note once in awhile, tune me gently to the place where i was pretty for You. When my body is smeared with imperfection, polish me again to shine for You.
I long to play the symphonies You compose for i am Your instrument of submission. i was crafted to serve You never to be put back in my case.
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and who knows, you might just find what you've been looking for. Want
Ads cost 10 Brunsens a week. Price subject to change.
❖ WXXX-Synful Sounds Radio is currently taking applications for radio show producer. Responsibilities include working with radio DJs for on-air call-in shows, scheduling guests, and planning other radio events including contests. Other responsibilities include getting sponsors for radio shows and events. Interested individuals should contact Angel(DamagedAngel Resident)
❖ Vipers Garage is now hiring everything from pump girls and cashiers to mechanics! No experience necessary although for mechanics, experience is preferred. Stop by and put in an application or speak to Amber Venom (karmarider) today!
❖ New to Syn City and not sure where to go or what to do? Been looking for a job and just can't seem to find one and having to live on the streets from one empty spot to the next? If so, Holly Molly Maid's Service might be the place for you. Holly Molly is now accepting applications. Come visit Holly Molly down at the docks and put in your application today or contact Amber Venom (karmarider).
❖ The Syn City Gazette has immediate openings. Candidates should have good writing skills and be an ACTIVE Syn City Resident. There are a variety of positions available. Some positions require working under tight deadlines, multi-tasking, working with the public, and covering municipal meetings, breaking news, features and other events as assigned. Experience with photography, video and social media is preferred, but not required. Candidates must be available to work a flexible schedule, and some weekends and holidays. The SCG is a weekly newspaper and is located behind Syn City Bank. Stop by for an application today!
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Advertise your business for 20 Brunsen's a week. Price subject to
change. Get your name out there and make everyone aware what it is you
have to offer.
❖ Law Offices of Twine & Associates
Tired of being harassed or getting screwed over in this City? It doesn't matter who is harassing you... the cops or any other person who is on a power trip. No job is too big or too small. For all your legal issues, call Twine & Associates .
" Putting the legal puzzle pieces together for you. "
555-555-5551
555-653-6662
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Got
ideas or suggestions? Let us know. If you have something you'd like
to include in the next issue, drop a note in the mailbox outside Syn
City Gazette's Office located just behind Syn City Bank.
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