Syn City Gazette

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Syn City Gazette: Issue 13

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Syn City Gazette

Issue 13

December 1, 2013

Editor-in-Chief - Crissy Forster

Price: 10 Brunsens - 1 issue, 30 Brunsens - Monthly Subscription
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Table of Contents

❖Page 1 - In the News: Keep up-to-date on current events and what's happening in Syn City.
❖Page 2 - Announcements
❖Page 3 - Who's Who - Here, you will get to know your friends and neighbors, perhaps in a way that surprises you!

❖Page 4 - Lifestyles: Dear Abby, Rumour Has It, Shout Outs

❖Page 5 - Dating Scene Forecast
❖Page 6 - Letter to the Editor
❖Page 7 - Want Ads
❖Page 8 - Advertisements

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Page 1: In the News
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ALLIANCE ENDED

It's offical, the alliance between Sinners and Oso is officially OVER. It's game on once again, each gang fending for themselves. Good luck and may the best gang hold the bragging rights, until the next day when they get their asses handed to them.

CONSTRUCTION BEGINS

Thursday construction began on the empty lot beside the Hospital, or rather deconstruction. Road blocks blocked the corner of the city near the docks allowing no vehicles to pass while attempting to protect citizens from the large hole in the ground. Time and time again citizens fell into the gaping whole though thankfully sources say none were seriously injured. The dock area is officially closed by word of the Mayor except to local business traffic. It is unknown at this time how long construction will take though the City apologizes for the inconvenience and delays caused and appreciate the citizens' understanding. By Tuesday, construction had at last begun, the deep hole that citizens had been falling into being slightly less dangerous though there were large storage bins, several barrels, various building supplies and a porta potty where once only barricades had been. As construction continues, the mess has definitely increased.

Body found in barrel Tuesday..."Construction site closed for 24 hours for complete investigation of a body found in a barrel. No other facts are known at this time.

ATM'S BROKEN

Saturday night, the doors in front of the bank were barricaded and "Temporarily Out of Service" signs hung over the ATM's. What is the cause for this? How will this affect the City? How will residents collect their welfare or withdraw money from their accounts with the lack of bank tellers? All is still to be determined but one thing's for sure....people are going to be carrying money on them and will have to protect it at all costs. It is unknown at this time if the atm's being broken and the government needing funding for the building of the new City Hall is in any way related. However, the ATM's just happened to break at the same time, the Mayor was asking for funding. Coincidence.....or the City's way of obtaining the funding needed for the new City Hall?

SYN CITY HALL DESIGN CONTEST!

As all now know, Syn City is getting a new City Hall. The Syn City DC project has been approved by the city council, and the BOND package was approved in the election over the weekend giving the City enough money to allow building of new City Hall progressing. The Mayor is holding a contest to determine who will be contracted to do the building of the new City Hall. Blueprints must be turned into the Mayor's office no later then Midnight Wednesday, December 4th. The Mayor and Council will review the top entries at the council meeting on Thursday night and the winner will be announced on Friday, December 6th. For full details and information, contact the Mayor's office or a member of Council.

PRESCHOOL TAGGER STRIKES

Preschool Tagger Strikes Sunday

An increasing number of colorful bits of graffiti have been seen all across town. The graffitti is so childish in it's design that the culprits have been dubbed, the Preschool Tagger. So far Vipers HQ, DA's HQ, and the PD have been hit. Who is responsible for these particularly colorful displays of vandalism? Since Oso and Sinners haven't been hit, could it be a collaborated effort or an individual acting on their own? Could it be the same individual(s) who were responsible for the trapped Carebear's case back in September that were never caught? Perhaps it's the troublesome threesome striking again. Needless to say, we doubt this is the last you will see of the Preschool Tagger's "art work". Anyone with information on the Preschool Tagger, is asked to contact the local SCPD.

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Page 2: Announcements & Events
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SYN CITY GAZETTE ONLINE

Syn City's favorite newspaper, Syn City Gazette is now available online for those who have subscriptions at http://syncitygazette.blogspot.com/. There's still more work to be done so things are not final yet but we didn't want to hold back any longer seeing as there's some that's been wanting us to be online since we started. Any questions, concerns, or ideas...contact us. We want to hear it!

SYNFUL PLEASURES


Amber


Diamond

Synful Pleasures hosts events every Saturday from 7 - 9 pm SLT and Sundays from 12 - 2 pm SLT. Due to the upcoming holiday, Saturday night was Pilgrams vs. Native Americans. Spinning the tunes was DJ Maximus with our wonderful host, Amber. The splodder grew HUGE time and time again and several winners walked home with more then their pockets could carry. The winners of the contest were Amber, Diamond, and Divine.


Divine

Sunday all the trailer trash came out to play for the Trailer trash event. Hair was rolled in coke cans, beer in hands and cigarettes hanging out of mouths. There was 1k L's up for grabs and few dressed in theme but it was still a lot of fun. Fail brought home first place, Diamond second and Dolly bringing in the rear with third. Congrats!

This past Saturday was Rich or Poor night. Some came decked out in their finest from head to toe showing off their jewels while other barely hid their jewels and privates with ripped clothing and whatever they could find to put on. Alas though all had a good time and enjoyed the tunes of visiting DJ Night. The winners of the contest was JJ, Steff, and Halo!

This Sunday was Good vs Evil, Naughty or Nice, Angel or Devil. Apparently most came as the opposite of what they really are as there were more innocent lil angel's then naughty lil devils. DJ Maximus played the tunes for everyone. It started out slow but soon picked up as late arrivals finally got their tooshies out of bed and joined the fun. Bringing home top prize was Faye, in second, Carensia, and third Divine.

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Page 3: Who's Who
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    For this week's Who's Who, it's the Queen of Syn City herself, Samara Venom, wife and Queen of Black Venom and Boss of the Vipers. Some love her, some hate her and many love to hate her but like so many others, she is a Synizen. Life for Samara was wonderful being the youngest four girls but then something happened that would change her life forever, she lost her mother and obtained an evil step mother leading her to run away from home at 17 and found her way to Syn City. Being new to the City, with no family and no income, she was offered a job by Weyman as an officer of the law. It didn't take long for her to realize fighting crime wasn't for her, only enjoying arresting people and joined Sinners where she'd gained many friends. Back then she was a sweetheart and soon met Black, a playboy with a "stable full of ugly crazy hoes" while referring to himself as being a "Stallion" but one thing lead to another and Black and Samara settled down. That was two and a half years ago. Shortly after, as their skills and love grew, they started to refer to themselves as the "Natural Born Killers". When Prescious, Sinner Boss, told them they weren't good enough to be Sinner Assassins, they left and made their own gang, the Vipers.
    The Vipers grew and became the most powerful gang in the City under their wonderful leadership. The name striking fear into the heart of citizens in some case but Samara states that she is a merciful Queen and that peasants come to her all the time for help and advice. Despite Black's statement that he didn't wish kids in the future, Sam sometimes feels the urge so who knows...perhaps one day in the future, she might be the one with a little Venom on the way.
    The Queen did have a message for "anyone who doubts the King and Queen of this City....Try and take me by yourself, I bet you can't." Again, a challenge has been sent out, will it go unanswered? She also wanted it known that "while I am Queen of the city as I have proven many times I am a merciful Queen, BUT if you cross me you will fucking regret it". The Queen has spoken.

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Page 4: Lifestyles
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❖ Dear CosmoGirl

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**Want to ask Cosmo Girl for advice? Simply drop a note in the mailbox outside the Gazette behind Syn City Bank, Cosmo Girl responds to everyone!** ((NOTE: Crissy rewrites all Dear Cosmo Girl's before handing them over to Cosmo to answer so they can be kept anonymous.))

❖ Rumor Has It
**Have you heard a rumour you want to share? Send it to us.**

1. Dia from Sinners has a crush on Tann from DA. Will she win him over and get him to leave DA to join Sinners or does he not even know she exists? What does Smokey have to say about all this? Does he know?
2. Dire broke up with Dakoda because he caught her with the poodle that was seen in Syn City a couple of weeks ago. Her reply "The Poodle was bigger". His reply "She was looser than a tunnel."
3. Mikey took off with Hyst's clothing after Viper's raided DA's HQ so he would have something to smell and cuddle every night before he goes to bed.
4. Savea from Da was caught flirting with some of the Viper boys. Do you think Sariel will mind? Just how OPEN is their open relationship?

5. Kylie's breasts have gotten larger and Amy says she's gaining weight. Is that perhaps because there's a bun in the oven? Could be according to this source..."It's a shame really, although I heard she's been in a cranky mood lately because apparently she's preggo by Dire." So much drama from one little night of fun! Or was it just one night? Apparently Dire isn't the only one she's been spending time with as Chief Fyng as been seen entering and exiting her house several times recently. Wonder if Halo knows...
6. Smokey had a gift for Snarkie...a Dick in a Box. Did she accept it? Was Smokey's woman aware of it?

7. Amy and JJ have the hots for each other but what's keeping them from getting together, fucking and getting it over with? Amy's been spying on him with binoculars which she admits to doing....so much so that she was able to see his penis.
8. A new gang could very likely be a possibility when new businesses start rolling in. Kali, Syn's Mayor until the recent elections is contemplating doing just that but isn't sure yet. Are you prepared for the competition or opportunities new business' will bring?
9. Ica not only works for Sinners but apparently makes use of some of their motel's "services" as well according to one Synizen, though Ica denies the accusations.

10. Word is...that Sinners are to blame for the bulldozer found in Oso's HQ this past week. Some believe it was a demolition attempt gone awry. Needless to say, the Oso's in the picture had quite the time getting it out without damaging the structure. Perhaps that's why the alliance between the two gangs has ended?

**Have you heard a rumour you want to share? Send it to us.**

❖ Shout Outs

Wanna give a shout out to someone? Have a message you want delivered in a different way? Know someone with a birthday coming up and want to wish them a happy one?

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Page 5: Dating Scene Forecast
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Oh the weather outside is frightful but the fire inside is so delightful. We're making clits wet tickling all the way singing oh what fun is it to ride on a big hard stiff cock. Slaves are begging, owners giving. The PURE LOVE IN SYN HAS PEAKED, shining brightly like the star on top of a tree. I, LOVENOMINOUS, the GUARDIAN OF LOVE passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops and then summoned by this bright star of guiding light delivering the next DATING SCENE FORECAST.

Last November, without a doubt I ACCURATELY forecasted the lonely desperate women of Syn will get boob jobs, ass jobs and some will get both. These girls WILL NOT ADMIT they are desperate nor will they admit I, LOVENOMINOUS, the GUARDIAN OF LOVE was a MAJOR PART in their decision to go onwards with the necessary adjustments. Ever since my forecast was published we have seen a HUGE INCREASE in female sexuality all across Syn completely giving themselves up to any takers. Did I nail that shit or what? As a result of my advice, the heartbroken good girls are receiving the HOTTEST TOY of the season, the single guy. The naughty girls who didn't deserve the hottest toy continue being VERY BAD joining couples and the sluttier ones are making GREAT COLLARED PETS!

Slaves bells ring are you listening? Decembers forecast is as follows: Store brought gifts are superficial. Your gift of heart and soul are BENEFICIAL. Will your gift last a lifetime or til the next yard sale? How will your gift be returned? To the store or back to you in dividends? Are you blessing those who been devoted to you with YOUR DISTINCT TASTE of true love? LOVE IS THE ONLY FORM of wealth we can CREATE and SHARE together. Light the fireplace, scented candles, the tree and your passion with lovers, friends and strangers. Invite the grinch over and you shall be SURPRISED to see his heart isn't the only thing GROWING three sizes bigger! Don't be a scrooge! Tis the season to SHARE YOUR LOVE!

Thank heaven, I, LOVENOMINOUS, the GUARDIAN OF LOVE don't need to come down to tell the men you have a wonderful life and what a mistake it would be to just throw it away. Because NO MAN is a failure who gets pussy. Instead I shall dress as Santa and come down MOTORBOATING hotties on my most bangable naughty girl on girl list. Getting my jollies in a folly as I watch them MILK and enjoy each other cookies for Santa baby HO HO HO! With your cunt so wet why don't you guide my cock tonight baby HO HO HI-YOOOO!

Don't be Superficial, be Beneficial,

~ Guardian of Love ~
ღღ Lovenominous ღღ

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Page 6: Letter to the Editor
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Have something you wanna say? Here's your chance to be heard! Send in your letters to the Editor and give yourself a voice to be heard!

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Page 7: Want Ads
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❖ Vipers Garage is now hiring everything from pump girls and cashiers to mechanics! No experience necessary although for mechanics, experience is preferred. Stop by and put in an application or speak to Amber Venom (karmarider) today!

❖ New to Syn City and not sure where to go or what to do? Been looking for a job and just can't seem to find one and having to live on the streets from one empty spot to the next? If so, Holly Molly Maid's Service might be the place for you. Holly Molly is now accepting applications. Come visit Holly Molly down at the docks and put in your application today or contact Amber Venom (karmarider).

❖ The Syn City Gazette has immediate openings. Candidates should have good writing skills and be an ACTIVE Syn City Resident. There are a variety of positions available. Some positions require working under tight deadlines, multi-tasking, working with the public, and covering municipal meetings, breaking news, features and other events as assigned. Experience with photography, video and social media is preferred, but not required. Candidates must be available to work a flexible schedule, and some weekends and holidays. The SCG is a weekly newspaper and is located behind Syn City Bank. Stop by for an application today!

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Page 8: Advertisements
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Advertise your business for 20 Brunsen's a week. Price subject to change. Get your name out there and make everyone aware what it is you have to offer.

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Got ideas or suggestions? Let us know. If you have something you'd like to include in the next issue, drop a note in the mailbox outside Syn City Gazette's Office located just behind Syn City Bank.

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Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Gazette Now Biweekly

Due to the Holidays and the recent city's quietness, the Syn City Gazette will now be published biweekly. The next issue will be released Sunday, December 1st.

Monday, November 18, 2013

Syn City Gazette: Issue 12

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Syn City Gazette

Issue 12

November 17, 2013

Editor-in-Chief - Crissy Forster

Price: 10 Brunsens - 1 issue, 30 Brunsens - Monthly Subscription
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Table of Contents

❖Page 4 - Lifestyles: Dear Abby, Rumour Has It, Shout Outs

❖Page 5 - Creative Writing Shared
❖Page 6 - Letter to the Editor
❖Page 7 - Want Ads
❖Page 8 - Advertisements

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Page 1: In the News
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DA MOVING INTO VIPER TERRITORY

The past several weeks, DA has been quiet, not really doing a whole lot as far as the fighting scene is concerned, it's now known why. They've been quietly working their way into Viper territory. What started out as owning one shop, the Bodega, it's turned into them owning the same number of businesses within what was previously known as Viper territory as the Vipers. They acquired the Pizza shop not long ago and have now acquired the Cafe as well. Is it as simple as citizens trying to make their way in this City or is DA attempting to take over Viper territory?

THE DATING SCENE FORECAST
Written by: Anonymous

Single females of Syn are topping or at very least emulating their rivals. Fighting for the attention of both single men and bisexual women. Some are getting big boob jobs, some are getting big booty jobs, some are going big time with both jobs. Taken females are harvesting this this year's plentiful harvest by collaring those desperate and willing females for themselves. Their husbands are not complaining and benefiting in the bedroom.

My love forecast for next month is to expect more females to submit to any takers. Syn City is a tunnel of love where boats are rowed upstream together. Singing Kumbaya and swinging sex partners. The lonely are to get surgery and submit. Your heart is in need of total guidance. Don't drown in the deep whirlpool of depression.

Embrace The Evolution of Love.

~ Guardian of Love ~
ღღ Lovenominous ღღ

A CITY AT PEACE

This week Syn has been exceptionally quiet and peaceful. For some, that means being able to do what they've been unable to lately due to acts of violence. For others, it means boredom and looking for trouble but for most, it means hanging out with friends and conducting business. There's been an increase in business activities this past week which will hopefully make an impact on Syn's failing economy if the peacefulness continues. Though the hostilities are still there and always will be along with the random fights that break out, it seems that overall Syn's been a much quieter peaceful place. If you find yourself bored, you might look at spending time with those who you're closest to. The holidays are coming up...get your shopping done, plan parties, work on growing yourself as a person and becoming prosperous in the City. One thing that's a must...enjoy it while it lasts, it's doubtful it'll last for long.

SYN CITY'S TOP 10
MOST BANGABLE MALES & FEMALES

Last week, the Gazette brought you an unofficial poll that had been brought to their attention. These week, they bring you the official poll conducted by themselves. Votes were received through anonymous letters as well as texts by people who will be kept anonymous as well. The incoming of the votes started out slow but then people started letting their opinions be known and the results were much different then the previous poll. The votes were counted and recounted and the final Top Ten Banger's List for Males and Females is listed below. The Gazette chose not to print the Leave Em List due to the emotional impact it could cause for many. The Gazette is merely informing it's readers of the outcome of the poll and in no way agrees or disagrees with the list or made any changes.
There were several that were tied so they are listed in the order that their name was first received. As you can tell, it was indeed a close race! Thank you to our wonderful readers for participating in this week's poll! Keep your eyes open for more polls in the future.

Banger list female                                      Banger list male
1. Halo (9)                                                     1.    Von (10)
2. Crissy (8)                                                   2.    Damen (9)
3. Kylie (8)                                                    3.    Fyng (8)
4. Samara (5)                                                 4.    Moses (4)
5. Fiona (5)                                                    5.    Zeke (4)
6. Athena (3)                                                  6.    Black (4)
7. Snarkie (3)                                                 7.    Lamont (3)
8. Steff (3)                                                      8.    Maximus (3)
9. Sere (3)                                                       9.    JJ (3)
10. Precious (3)                                               10. Dan, Shink, Dire, Perv (2)
11. Celestia (3)

COUNCIL MEETING

     Thursday, the council met for the second time in two weeks with a packed agenda continuing from where they have left off along with brand new ideas. Citizens also waited patiently until after the meeting was adjourned to share their thoughts.
      The first item on the agenda was the previously passed Jobs Bill that needed to be reworked before being implemented. Currently the council's focus is on the hospital. Jobs Bill Committee chair Dolly shared feedback she had received from hospital staff members regarding salaries, activity, thoughts on currently proposed and passed laws. She then shared the conclusion hospital Admin Eddy and herself came to that this problem must be solved from both ends with the ideal solution being somewhere in the middle of the council passing bills that support the hospital along with the hospital doing a better job on reaching out and making internal improvements. A revised Jobs Bill is planned to be presented at the next council meeting.
      After the Jobs Bill, the discussion turned toward Dolly's economic plan regarding a receipts system that would help with future economic proposals. Shink stated most of the city is against recording every transaction while Dolly defended by mentioning business owners who support her idea and that it was a voluntary system. Mayor Whacked stepped in to remind everyone that isn't about who supports it but how to make the plan work. It was decided a committee will be formed consisting of 3 council members and 2 business owners to study Dolly's economic plan and present results to the next council meeting.
      The second half of the meeting the council switched gears with new proposals, Shink's Walking Wounded Act which would enforce the wounded to go to the hospital instead of bleeding on the streets. A committee lead by councilor Shink Daddy was formed to iron out a votable bill within the next month. As things stand now, it may be difficult for the PD to enforce based on feedback from Chief Fyng.
      The other new proposal was Whacked's Destiny Complex Project or also known as Destiny One Tower, a glorious mirror-like building that is millions of miles high to give all the bastards of Syn hope. The building itself will be the new city hall that will reside in the lot next to the hospital that will require a bond election to fund.
      Although the meeting has already extended the other, it went into overtime as two citizens waited patiently to voice their concerns. Police Chief Fyng talked to the council about adding new laws regarding trespassing and resisting arrest. Gold N Guns owner Lester Johnson voiced his troubles with the current business environment stating brunsens are useless other than for licenses and bail.

     The council plan to meet again in 2 weeks.

TROUBLESOME THREESOME STRIKES AGAIN

Sunday night, Snarkie and the twins got arrested. The bail was set to 150 k. each. As they misbehaved at the SCPD, the fines just kept growing. They trashed the PD as they where held in the station causing a rather hefty bill for Sinners and Oso. Chief Muffin was praying for the Sinner's Captain to get them in control and out of the PD. The Sinner Captain believed that the twins were having a phsychotic episode. Even the Sinner Captain could not get them in order and asked Chief Fyng to put them in a cell, but Chief Fyng refused. After being released, one of the twins stole a police cruiser. The charges against them were destruction to property....resisting arrest....arson....assault....grand theft auto, two counts. Plus 2k per flashbangs which there where many. Snarkie and Amy also got charges from an incident which happened earlier for a violation of an SCPD officer's property.
Snarkie tried to make a deal with Chief Fyng after she was escorted out of the PD. Chief Fyng's ignoring Snarkie's pleas for a deal lead to Snarkie having a temper tantrum. The twins after their release came back and drew all over the PD with crayons. Officers seemed powerless under the twins bananza! It was sheer madness. More and more Sinners started to roam around the PD and Chief Fyng asked them to clear out. Shortly after, a fight broke out between the SCPD and Sinners. PD managed to stabilize the situation by winning the fight and arresting all the Sinners. How much did the Sinners have to pay afterwards? Will the troublesome threesome's reign of chaos continue or will the SCPD put the threesome in their place?

BY DECREE OF THE MAYOR

All citizens shall wear a mustache for the entirety of the month of Movember. Failure to comply will result in citations, arrest, mental evaluation, attitude adjustment therapy, nausea, vomiting, and in rare cases, death. Signed, His royal excellency Mayor Whackadeaux Amadeus Allouicious Frederico Billy Bob Claremont Ferdinand Von Destiny III".

JJ AS COUNCILOR

In light of the passing of one of our councilors, Eva, JJ will now be sitting on the Council in her place having come in at 6th place at the recent elections. Congratulate him and welcome him to the Council.

Please welcome him to the council.

GRAND OPENING OF UNITY LTD.

Saturday afternoon at 5 pm SLT, Unity Ltd. will open it's doors to customers for the first time. The new shop soon to be opened is near the docks beside Viper Pit. Please come out and join us for the ribbon cutting ceremony and to have a first look at the new shop. They're not disclosing what type of shop it is but did inform us that it's for both females AND males. There will be free food and drinks for all that stop by to visit.

SYN CITY GAZETTE ONLINE

LOST & FOUND

Sunday an envelope was found outside the Gazette. If you have lost one, please contact the Gazette or Crissy Forster to describe it's contents and retrieve it.

SYNFUL PLEASURES

Synful Pleasures hosts events every Saturday from 7 - 9 pm SLT and Sundays from 12 - 2 pm SLT. Saturday night was Barely There night and let me tell you...some wore even less then barely there, ass and nipples everywhere! All had a blast as Birthday Boy, DJ Fyng spun the tunes though. The winners were Zeke, Halo, and Tea!

Sunday, citizens donned their Football and Futbol gear and headed to Syn to party to the tunes of DJ Angel while Fyng kept the party going as he so easily can. There was talk of warrants being served but thankfully if any were, they waited until after the event. Aren't the pigs soooooo nice! Wolf, Fyng, and JJ brought home the top prizes in the contest.

!!!WARNING LIFTED!!!

Directly from the CDC...It is now safe to use the City's water as well as drink the bottled water being imported in by the Bodega. The City's water is clean and safe once again! No more shit lake!

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This week in Who's Who, we have not one but two individuals. To most, they are known simply as "the twins". To others, they might be referred to as the troublesome duo but in any case where they lead, trouble, chaos, or fun usually follow. Life wasn't always lollipops and rainbows however. They grew up in a home with an abusive father. Having to deal with their Dad, the sisters grew ever closer. Their Father is the reason they rarely traverse the streets alone. Their protective, older sister Snarkie rescued them from the situation when she brought them to Syn City.
Though they be twins, like anyone else in Syn, they do have names and go by Kyoko and Amy. It isn't always easy to tell who is who but Amy has larger breasts then Kyoko and some believe Kyoko's ass is larger. Other then these details and that sometimes one wears makeup different then the other or Kyoko wears old piercings, it's not always easy to know which is which.
The girls use to be members of DA, one of the local gangs but left when an argument between one of them and the leader of DA over the girls attempting to listen in on a conversation being had by Oso. They joined Sinners where they feel they finally have a real family where they do not have to worry about an abusive father. They help other Sinners with their variety of businesses but mostly help out at the car wash where they work making money for rent and the necessities of life. They don't plan to continue to do so as they've already started the process of all three sisters owning their own business. The twins, along with their sister Snarkie are in the planning stages of opening a cupcake business. Work for the releasing of a magazine to promote the establishment has already begun with girls posing for photo shoots with Von, their photographer. The girls claim to not have known Fail's Sweet Nothing's sold more then ice cream and that they have spoken with Fail about the opening of their business. The Cupcake business will sell more then just cupcakes but a variety of treats. Their message to the people was "don't fuck with the Heartfilia family or there will be serious repercussions!.. Oh and come by our cupcake store when it opens!" Despite being sisters, the girls intend to start planning their wedding though the date is unknown at this time but worry not...they'll have a wedding announcement so keep your eyes and ears open for it as well as for their up and coming business and magazine!

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Page 5: Lifestyles
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❖ Dear CosmoGirl

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❖ Rumor Has It
**Have you heard a rumour you want to share? Send it to us.**

1. The new Hospital administrator has been seen with a hoe in his office. Professional business or personal?
2. A tattoo artist who owns the tattoo shop that was believed to be Shink's recently returned to town. He'd left the shop in Sinner's care...will Shink easily let the tattoo shop return to it's previous owner?
3. Dire and Dakoda were engaged to be married and already talking parenthood. Is pregnancy spreading throughout the city and she's already pregnant? Although after Sunday night, who knows what will happen because apparently the happy couple have broken up and both are single once again.
4. Apparently according to Presh, the President of Sinners, she makes porn. Perhaps you can find a copy of some of her work at Hoes 4 Less or the Sex Shop?
5. Minx posed for a photo session with one of Syn City's residents. Nudes were included with the finished photos. The nude photos exposed the true beauty of Oso's shoot-em-up girl. What would happen if the wrong person managed to obtain said photos?


Secret Society Ritual

6. There is talk of a secret society within Syn. Unfortunately the picture passed to us is rated PG. It is rumoured they have crazy orgy's and secret meetings. The Mayor is believed to be involved. Hopefully more coming soon.
7. In a follow up to last weeks rumour about Caren being preggo with the possibility of the dad being 6 other men, I heard from a few good sources that Alistar Crowley from DA is the daddy, Caren has a huge crush on him it seems
8. Axel claimed he had sex with Dire and that Dire liked topping him and giving him his dick. Dire won't admit it but Axel's told everyone he swears it's true and that Dire won't come out of the closet so they have been having a secret relationship. He said the same about Shink but Shink shot him screaming that he wasn't gay. So is it true? Has Axel been with Dire and Shink both, one, or none? You decide.

9. There's a rumour floating around the City that Gussy is related to Usain Bolt.
10. Dan's gotten a little twin action after a war fought Friday night when Crissy sent them to find him. Apparently, they did and gave him what Crissy had hoped, a night of twiny-filled pleasure. Guess Dan and Crissy's relationship really is open.
11. A girl new to town named Danni needs only to be told to strip and she does, no questions asked. Feel free to tell her to strip and cop a feel like Mofo the Cop did.
12. According to Shink, he has made out with the entire city, but at this moment no girl has wanted to admit to it and as we know good girls never tell - lets just call him Stallion.

13. Supposedly someone that goes by the name of Weyman has recently returned to town looking to start his own film production company and is interested in using Syn City residents for short porno films. It is unknown if he'll be paying those that are involved or those in the films will be unwillingly participants.
14. There is talk of some Oso members starting their own gang called the Macarenas. One of those in the picture seems to be Icarus, the other members are unknown.
15. Dire is working as a dispatcher at SCPD to pay fines apparently he made a deal with Chief Fyng to work off his fines.

16. Apparently Deputy Police Chief, Halo, was drunk driving and crashed her car into Sinners HQ Sunday evening. Did the SCPD have knowledge of the incident? Will she be treated the same as any other citizen or will her night of drunken mistakes be swept under the rug so to say?

**Have you heard a rumour you want to share? Send it to us.**

❖ Shout Outs

Happy Birthday to Fyng, Syn City's Police Chief who turned only God knows how old on Saturday! Slap his ass and show him some love by getting him gifts be they real or gag gifts!

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Page 6: Creative Writing Shared
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Page 7: Letter to the Editor
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❖ Currently The Brewery and Hard Target (gun shop) are looking for a few good workers. Contact Fiona Allen (FionaRaeAllen Resident) for more information. Please keep in mind that the ideal candidate will have experience working at a bar for The Brewery positions and gun experience is preferred for the Hard Target positions, but we are willing to make exceptions for the right candidate.

❖ Vipers Garage is now hiring everything from pump girls and cashiers to mechanics! No experience necessary although for mechanics, experience is preferred. Stop by and put in an application or speak to Amber Venom (karmarider) today!

❖ New to Syn City and not sure where to go or what to do? Been looking for a job and just can't seem to find one and having to live on the streets from one empty spot to the next? If so, Holly Molly Maid's Service might be the place for you. Holly Molly is now accepting applications. Come visit Holly Molly down at the docks and put in your application today or contact Amber Venom (karmarider).

❖ The Syn City Gazette has immediate openings. Candidates should have good writing skills and be an ACTIVE Syn City Resident. There are a variety of positions available. Some positions require working under tight deadlines, multi-tasking, working with the public, and covering municipal meetings, breaking news, features and other events as assigned. Experience with photography, video and social media is preferred, but not required. Candidates must be available to work a flexible schedule, and some weekends and holidays. The SCG is a weekly newspaper and is located behind Syn City Bank. Stop by for an application today!

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The Brewery. Where you're always at home.

The Brewery is located underneath the Hard Target gun shop, just walk on into Hard Target, located near the church, and head down the stairs into Syn City's best kept secret.

❖ Need guns? Ammo? Sling-shot? Weapon repair or cleaning? Well then you are in luck! Hard Target has everything you need to survive in this crazy city where you can get shot at the drop of a hat. Come on down to Syn City's only legal supplier of weapons and ammo. We are located right next to the church.

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Got ideas or suggestions? Let us know. If you have something you'd like to include in the next issue, drop a note in the mailbox outside Syn City Gazette's Office located just behind Syn City Bank.

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Syn City Gazette: Issue 11

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Syn City Gazette

Issue 11

November 11, 2013

Editor-in-Chief - Crissy Forster

Price: 10 Brunsens - 1 issue, 30 Brunsens - Monthly Subscription
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Table of Contents

❖Page 4 - Lifestyles: Dear Abby, Rumour Has It, Shout Outs

❖Page 5 - Creative Writing Shared
❖Page 6 - Letter to the Editor
❖Page 7 - Want Ads
❖Page 8 - Advertisements

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Page 1: In the News
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A MESSAGE FROM THE MAYOR

With the results of the election fresh in everyone's mind, the Gazette wanted to be the first to meet with the Mayor and obtain a quick interview. The meeting was brief but quite informative as well as hopeful. Already, the Mayor, Deputy Mayor and Council Members have taken action by having their first council meeting. On the agenda was an official meet & greet, a discussion on standard meeting procedures, the Council Forums, the new jobs program passed by the last council, and the Deputy Mayor's economic proposal. Council meetings are public and anyone can attend though are asked to be respectful and follow procedures.

Not everyone voted for Whacked or Dolly to win but this reporter believes that soon they will see that Syn City will be a much nicer place with them involved. The best way to keep up-to-date on the new Mayor's activities is through his blog which can be found at http://www.whackeddestiny.blogspot.com. A short version of his message to the city was...

                    "there is an opportunity right now for the new council to really
                    do great things and provide work and lots of action. I'd like to
                    reach out to all citizens and ask for just a little patience while
                    we get going, but encourage all citizens to bring us their ideas
                    on how to make the city a better place. And by the way, shooting
                    each other is never going to be a problem for me, I rather enjoy
                    the exercise, don't you? It's a shame I had to quit the PD and will
                    have to find a replacement at NUTHOUSE, Inc, but my service to
                    the city must take priority, it's my purpose in life to provide the
                    shining beacon of hope that all may use to find their way."

When asked if he believed those that were elected in the past elections are the best suited for the positions, he responded...

                    "I will say this, there are some councilors who are serious, and
                    some who have not earned that reputation yet, but I know how
                    to run meetings and I know that group decisions are best made
                    with good conversation among people who don't always agree.
                    So I have high hopes for the council and I have asked them all,
                    now that they've gotten themselves into this, to take it seriously.
                    Our relationships outside the council chambers must remain
                    outside, because honestly if destruction and drama are the only
                    constants we will always have what we have now. I remember
                    better times, and when it was better it was because we had leaders
                    leading with a serious, active and engaged attitude. I believe that
                    is the right way to go, and that is what I want this council to work
                    toward."

For those who may have doubts about the new Mayor, they should be appeased with the above messages, for it seems that the once believed to be "jokester" does indeed take his new position seriously. His door is always open and he takes "the overwhelming endorsement of the people as final confirmation of my elevation to be the supreme leader of the miserable bastards who make Syn City their home. My bright beacon of hope, my very life shall serve as a brilliant template by which other leaders are measured, and by which the youngsters may model their lives." How can such hope from a Mayor not lead to hope within the citizens of the City in which he now leads?

!!!BATMAN REVEALED!!!

We've all seen him running about here and there causing one mischief after another and wondered who was the man behind the mask. Well now you know...the one known as Batman is actually none other then.....drum roll please.....the new Mayor...Whacked. He was captured after recently trying to force Cosmo to drink an unidentified liquid that had been sent to her by a "concerned" citizen...one that was concerned for her baby's welfare, the baby which according to her, she's not pregnant with afterall. After he was taken down, his masked was removed and the truth man behind the mask revealed.

WHACKED RESIGNS FROM SCPD

Tuesday after hearing the results of the election and after what I'm sure was an appropriate amount of celebrating with his staff, Whacked announced his resignation as police chief with the letter below...

"Dear Chief,

I, Officer Doctor Whackadeaux Amadeus Allouicious Frederico Billy Bob

Claremont Ferdinand Von Destiny III, must officially resign my commission

as Chief Psychologist for SCPD as well as my position as Patrol Officer. WhiIe

love the SCPD I must think first of the good of the department, and since

today I was discovered to be working as a mercenary, moonlighting for

campaign cash, I must resign effective immediately.

I am profoundly sorry both for the dark stain this will leave on the

department as well as the deep void my absence will leave within the

ranks. I hope that in time the Police force can recover from the loss of me.

I know it will be tough, but as Mayor I will try to help as best I can.

Thank you for believing,

Doctor Dubya"

Thank you for for your time serving on the SCPD Whacked. The City looks forward to seeing the great heights you will take us to in the future.

UNOFFICIAL POLL

Apparently there was an unofficial poll of the ladies and men in Syn compiled. It is unknown how many participated. For all the Gazette knows, it could be one person's opinion. However, it might make you think while also making you curious. It is also unknown who left us the list buttttt it is a list of what they refer to as "The Banger List and the Leave em List". What you see, is what we know so you're left to figure out what it all means yourself. In no way does the Gazette endorse nor agree with this list. However, it does make one wonder. Sooooo since the Gazette disagrees with MANY in this list, we're making our own! We're asking all of our subscribers to pick 3 people for each category. We want to make sure the poll is actually a poll and not just someone's opinion.

Banger list female                                      Banger list male
1.    Halo                                                      1.    Whacked
2.    Lynsey                                                   2.    Joniel
3.    Smex                                                    3.    Shink
4.    Cecile                                                   4.    Crisis
5.    Sam                                                      5.    Wolf mason
6.    Crissy                                                   6.    Dan ven
7.    Angel ven                                             7.    Black
8.    Dolly                                                     8.    Von
9.    Carensia                                               9.    JJ
10.    Precious                                             10.    Shawn

Leave em list female                                    Leave em list male
1.    Amber                                                    1.    Alister
2.    Fail                                                          2.    Moses
3.    Petal                                                       3.    Nick Falcone
4.    Cosmo                                                   4.    Icarus
5.    Diamond                                                 5.    Fredo
6.    Estaryia                                                  6.    Accolon
7.    Fiona                                                       7.    Weeman
8.    Athena                                                    8.    Damen
9.    Kylie                                                       9.    Zeke
10.    Snarkie                                               10.    Agent

FIRST COUNCIL MEETING

Thursday, the newly elected Mayor, Deputy Mayor and Council met for the first time with all but one in attendance. After introducing themselves they immediately went to work on the hot topic on the agenda, the economy. The new council reviewed the previous council's jobs bill that never was implemented and discussed ways of doing so. Then the discussion turned towards new ideas such as a receipts system that could be used as a economic indicator on how much business is actually being done. It was decided that Whacked or Dolly would attend each and every council meeting and that the meetings will take place at various times in order for all to participate. The official discussion boards can be found at http://syncitycouncil.boards.net/index.cgi where all proposals and minutes of meetings will be posted though voting will only take place at council meetings. During the meeting, the Council discussed the new Job Program passed into law by the last Council and Dolly's economic proposal. It was decided the economic proposal will wait until Dolly has finished making modifications to the new Job Program which at the moment appears to be a phased approach with a setup of salaries for certain positions within the City. The Council plans to meet every other Thursday but the next meeting will be held on the 14th due to the coming Holiday.

2013 ELECTION RESULTS

Tuesday, the 2013 Election Results were released to the public. The Gazette would like to send a personal thank you to all the Synizens that participated and voted to have their say. Congratulations to those that won and thank you to all who ran. The votes were counted then counted again. The results of the election are listed below.

     ► Mayor: Whacked Destiny
     ► Deputy Mayor: Dolly Swizzle
     ► Council:
            Eva Smith
            Dina Ormidale
            Amber Venom
            Shink Daddy
            Cosmo Monroe

Thank you as well to our outgoing Mayor and Council for all they've done. May the next year be a fruitful one for our wonderful Syn City with the leadership that's been elected. I know there's already been talk between the Mayor and Deputy Mayor who plan to work together along with the Council to make our City even better then it already is.

SYN CITY HOSPITAL GETS NEW ADMINISTRATOR

Saturday a press release from the Mayor's office announced a new Administrator for Syn City Hospital. The outgoing Administrator, Puddin, made the appointment which was confirmed by the Mayor. Mayor Destiny visited the new Administrator, Edward Thorne, in his home to deliver the good news personally. Having personally spoken with the new Administrator, it's already clear he's got big ideas on how to improve health care for Synizens. For more information, see Mr. Thorne in his new office at the Hospital.

SYN CITY GAZETTE ONLINE

LOST & FOUND

Sunday an envelope was found outside the Gazette. If you have lost one, please contact the Gazette or Crissy Forster to describe it's contents and retrieve it.

SYNFUL PLEASURES

Synful Pleasures hosts events every Saturday from 7 - 9 pm SLT and Sundays from 12 - 2 pm SLT. Saturday night everyone came out dressed in feathers and fur. There were simple outfits from dresses to more complicated outfits that had them covered head to toe in fur. All who came out though definitely enjoyed themselves and thankfully no one was tared and feathered in order to keep with the theme.....I don't think. Minx, Kyoko, and Acc brought home the prices for best costumes.

Sunday everyone was able to just roll out of bed and slip on over for the Pajama Party! From lingerie to robes and curlers, one thing's for sure, everyone looked amazing! Surprisingly enough with all the beds and sleeping bags around, no one fucked...surprisingly enough buttttt fun was had and that's what matters!

!!!WARNING LIFTED!!!

Directly from the CDC...It is now safe to use the City's water as well as drink the bottled water being imported in by the Bodega. The City's water is clean and safe once again! No more shit lake!

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In this week's Who's Who, is the Viper Princess herself....Maya Venom. Maya is the Sergent at Arms of the Vipers as well as the CEO of Hoes 4 Less, a well established business in Syn. Not only that but she also holds the title of Princess in the Viper Royal family.

Maya doesn't like to reveal too much when it comes to her family and secrets unknown to most at the risk of damaging the future peace and prosperity of the Kingdom of Syn out of fear that enemies will try to twist what is said and make it part of an ongoing conspiracy. She did however speak of the ancient Viper stone tablets that have been passed down by her ancestors by a Seer who predicted things that would happen in the future. Apparently an old Mystic of the family said that there would be a time that evil forces would form Confederacies that would challenge the righteous period of peace that the Viper Dynasty would usher in. The Mystic spoke of three Confederacies that would arise through time. The first two would have leaders and the third would appear leaderless. The "Confederacies of Falsehood" would claim a higher standard of morals and would begin a conspiracy to make the Vipers look like they were the masters of evil. The Confederates would claim that the Vipers would use tactics that were immoral and wrong but eventually, the same actions they accused the Vipers of, they would assume themselves. The Confederates would enjoy a time of success and prosperity for a time, falsehood would spread far and wide in the Kingdom of Syn. She doesn't know if that time is now or not but what the Mystic said si that after the difficulty and oppression by the Confederates, the people of Syn would clamor for change and the Royal family of Vipers would assume the throne of the Kingdom of Syn then another 1,000 years of Pax Viperosa, righteous period of peace brought by the Viper Dynasty, would endure.

When asked about her Council past and the possibilities of running for another term in the future, she stated that she wouldn't be rerunning. She also stated "Council is very bureaucratic and very difficult to see changes. I'm a Royalist, and I believe that democracy isn't all that its cracked out to be, we need a royal family to rule the Kingdom of Syn."

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❖ Dear CosmoGirl

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❖ Rumor Has It
**Have you heard a rumour you want to share? Send it to us.**

1. Petal and Cecile declared their love for each other in Oso park when Petal submitted to Cecile. Apparently the lack of men have brought them together and allowed them to find love in each other.

2. Von, Snarkie, and Athy are enjoying a polyamorous relationship. Yep that's right folks...a threesome...everynight...one guy..two girls...so far it's workin for them. I wonder what her husband, Nick thinks about it.

3. Two Rumours in one....apparently one member of DA deals Meth and Shink, one of our City's new Council members, is a buyer of meth.

4. It's official....Cosmo is NOT pregnant despite the rumours.

5. Apparently there's new love blooming within the Vipers organization between two of the younger members, Gussy and Fredo. Fredo's been staying at Gussy's SEVERAL days now, ever since Dan's move to the other side of town. Word is though, that Fredo and Kyra from DA are "fuck buddies". Is Fredo with Gussy and fucking Kyra on the side?

6. Rumor has it that Carly ... former PD Chief at Syn was caught hanging around Vipers...alive. Has the former Viper-hater decided Vipers aren't so bad after all?

7. Drug dealers are in the spirit of the season, they are using autumn decorations such as pumpkins to hide cocaine.

8. Kyoko and Amy are apparently engaged but have been keeping it on the hush hush! Could the new stranger in town by the name of Axel be the cause? Rumor is he is an ex of one of the twins and has come back to town to make his claim! He's supposedly threatened to rape them and a kos was immediately placed on his head! But it seems that Axel has forgotten all about the twins in favor of Dire and Shink!

9. Fyng has been on a rampage arresting women left and right on trumped up charges, or no charges at all. Could sexual frustrations be the cause of his aggressiveness?

10. Friday afternoon a large group of Sinner and OSO women bared their boobs in protest of the law against women going topless. The protest was led by Snarkie and Fail, pretty soon the group was joined by men who also bared the manboobs. Eva head of OSO was rumored to have joined the festivities as well.

11. Carensia is pregnant and the father could be one of 5 guys.

**Have you heard a rumour you want to share? Send it to us.**

❖ Shout Outs

Everyone be sure to wish Dire a merry, happy, wonderful birthday! Today is his day. He's one year older and one year wiser...so they say. Give him a smack on the ass and wish him a good day!

Wanna give a shout out to someone? Have a message you want delivered in a different way? Know someone with a birthday coming up and want to wish them a happy one?

Cut
Written by: Crissy Forster

I hurt, I ache.
I think of all, I cannot take.

I cut myself. I feel the pain.
I feel the blood pour out my veins.

I have to feel it, feel the pain.
It tells me it's real, I'm still living in hell.

Hell...it is my life. I don't cut myself, To end my pain.
But, to feel the pain of my life.

I begin to cut, but I can't stop.
Next thing I know, the beating stops.

Have something you've written you want to share? Send it in to the Gazette and share your talents with Synizens.

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Looking to hire? Perhaps you're looking for a mate? Send in your ads and who knows, you might just find what you've been looking for. Want Ads cost 10 Brunsens a week. Price subject to change.

❖ Currently The Brewery and Hard Target (gun shop) are looking for a few good workers. Contact Fiona Allen (FionaRaeAllen Resident) for more information. Please keep in mind that the ideal candidate will have experience working at a bar for The Brewery positions and gun experience is preferred for the Hard Target positions, but we are willing to make exceptions for the right candidate.

❖ Vipers Garage is now hiring everything from pump girls and cashiers to mechanics! No experience necessary although for mechanics, experience is preferred. Stop by and put in an application or speak to Amber Venom (karmarider) today!

❖ New to Syn City and not sure where to go or what to do? Been looking for a job and just can't seem to find one and having to live on the streets from one empty spot to the next? If so, Holly Molly Maid's Service might be the place for you. Holly Molly is now accepting applications. Come visit Holly Molly down at the docks and put in your application today or contact Amber Venom (karmarider).

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Advertise your business for 20 Brunsen's a week. Price subject to change. Get your name out there and make everyone aware what it is you have to offer.

❖ Looking for something warm and moist to eat? Have you been craving meat? Come on out to Moretti's where they're always serving up the hot stuff. Wednesday's all Medium pizzas are just 10 B and on Fridays, it's buy one get one FREE.

❖ The Brewery is a quaint little microbrewery and bar, hidden down in the heart of the city. We pride ourselves on having the largest selection of beers, wines and spirits, as well as our own micro-brews and liquors. Come join us for a chat by the fire, a game of darts, a cigar among friends or just a quiet drink in Syn City's little secret hideaway. We look forward to serving you, your friends Whacked Destiny and Fiona Rae Allen.

The Brewery. Where you're always at home.

The Brewery is located underneath the Hard Target gun shop, just walk on into Hard Target, located near the church, and head down the stairs into Syn City's best kept secret.

❖ Need guns? Ammo? Sling-shot? Weapon repair or cleaning? Well then you are in luck! Hard Target has everything you need to survive in this crazy city where you can get shot at the drop of a hat. Come on down to Syn City's only legal supplier of weapons and ammo. We are located right next to the church.

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