Syn City Gazette: Issue 13

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Syn City Gazette

Issue 13

December 1, 2013

Editor-in-Chief - Crissy Forster

Price: 10 Brunsens - 1 issue, 30 Brunsens - Monthly Subscription
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Table of Contents

❖Page 1 - In the News:  Keep up-to-date on current events and what's happening in Syn City.
❖Page 2 - Announcements
❖Page 3 - Who's Who - Here, you will get to know your friends and neighbors, perhaps in a way that surprises you!

❖Page 4 - Lifestyles: Dear Abby, Rumour Has It, Shout Outs

❖Page 5 - Dating Scene Forecast
❖Page 6 - Letter to the Editor
❖Page 7 - Want Ads
❖Page 8 - Advertisements

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Page 1: In the News
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ALLIANCE ENDED

     It's offical, the alliance between Sinners and Oso is officially OVER. It's game on once again, each gang fending for themselves. Good luck and may the best gang hold the bragging rights, until the next day when they get their asses handed to them.

CONSTRUCTION BEGINS

Thursday construction began on the empty lot beside the Hospital, or rather deconstruction. Road blocks blocked the corner of the city near the docks allowing no vehicles to pass while attempting to protect citizens from the large hole in the ground. Time and time again citizens fell into the gaping whole though thankfully sources say none were seriously injured. The dock area is officially closed by word of the Mayor except to local business traffic. It is unknown at this time how long construction will take though the City apologizes for the inconvenience and delays caused and appreciate the citizens' understanding. By Tuesday, construction had at last begun, the deep hole that citizens had been falling into being slightly less dangerous though there were large storage bins, several barrels, various building supplies and a porta potty where once only barricades had been. As construction continues, the mess has definitely increased.  

     Body found in barrel Tuesday..."Construction site closed for 24 hours for complete investigation of a body found in a barrel. No other facts are known at this time.

ATM'S BROKEN

     Saturday night, the doors in front of the bank were barricaded and "Temporarily Out of Service" signs hung over the ATM's. What is the cause for this? How will this affect the City? How will residents collect their welfare or withdraw money from their accounts with the lack of bank tellers? All is still to be determined but one thing's for sure....people are going to be carrying money on them and will have to protect it at all costs. It is unknown at this time if the atm's being broken and the government needing funding for the building of the new City Hall is in any way related. However, the ATM's just happened to break at the same time, the Mayor was asking for funding. Coincidence.....or the City's way of obtaining the funding needed for the new City Hall?

SYN CITY HALL DESIGN CONTEST!

     As all now know, Syn City is getting a new City Hall. The Syn City DC project has been approved by the city council, and the BOND package was approved in the election over the weekend giving the City enough money to allow building of new City Hall progressing. The Mayor is holding a contest to determine who will be contracted to do the building of the new City Hall. Blueprints must be turned into the Mayor's office no later then Midnight Wednesday, December 4th. The Mayor and Council will review the top entries at the council meeting on Thursday night and the winner will be announced on Friday, December 6th. For full details and information, contact the Mayor's office or a member of Council.

PRESCHOOL TAGGER STRIKES

Preschool Tagger Strikes Sunday

     An increasing number of colorful bits of graffiti have been seen all across town. The graffitti is so childish in it's design that the culprits have been dubbed, the Preschool Tagger. So far Vipers HQ, DA's HQ, and the PD have been hit. Who is responsible for these particularly colorful displays of vandalism? Since Oso and Sinners haven't been hit, could it be a collaborated effort or an individual acting on their own? Could it be the same individual(s) who were responsible for the trapped Carebear's case back in September that were never caught? Perhaps it's the troublesome threesome striking again. Needless to say, we doubt this is the last you will see of the Preschool Tagger's "art work". Anyone with information on the Preschool Tagger, is asked to contact the local SCPD.

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Page 2: Announcements & Events
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SYN CITY GAZETTE ONLINE

      Syn City's favorite newspaper, Syn City Gazette is now available online for those who have subscriptions at http://syncitygazette.blogspot.com/. There's still more work to be done so things are not final yet but we didn't want to hold back any longer seeing as there's some that's been wanting us to be online since we started. Any questions, concerns, or ideas...contact us. We want to hear it!

SYNFUL PLEASURES

Amber

Diamond

Synful Pleasures hosts events every Saturday from 7 - 9 pm SLT and Sundays from 12 - 2 pm SLT. Due to the upcoming holiday, Saturday night was Pilgrams vs. Native Americans. Spinning the tunes was DJ Maximus with our wonderful host, Amber. The splodder grew HUGE time and time again and several winners walked home with more then their pockets could carry. The winners of the contest were Amber, Diamond, and Divine.

Divine

    Sunday all the trailer trash came out to play for the Trailer trash event.  Hair was rolled in coke cans, beer in hands and cigarettes hanging out of mouths.  There was 1k L's up for grabs and few dressed in theme but it was still a lot of fun.  Fail brought home first place, Diamond second and Dolly bringing in the rear with third.  Congrats!

   This past Saturday was Rich or Poor night.  Some came decked out in their finest from head to toe showing off their jewels while other barely hid their jewels and privates with ripped clothing and whatever they could find to put on.  Alas though all had a good time and enjoyed the tunes of visiting DJ Night.  The winners of the contest was JJ, Steff, and Halo!

  This Sunday was Good vs Evil, Naughty or Nice, Angel or Devil. Apparently most came as the opposite of what they really are as there were more innocent lil angel's then naughty lil devils.  DJ Maximus played the tunes for everyone.  It started out slow but soon picked up as late arrivals finally got their tooshies out of bed and joined the fun.  Bringing home top prize was Faye, in second, Carensia, and third Divine.

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Page 3: Who's Who
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    For this week's Who's Who, it's the Queen of Syn City herself, Samara Venom, wife and Queen of Black Venom and Boss of the Vipers.  Some love her, some hate her and many love to hate her but like so many others, she is a Synizen.  Life for Samara was wonderful being the youngest four girls but then something happened that would change her life forever, she lost her mother and obtained an evil step mother leading her to run away from home at 17 and found her way to Syn City.  Being new to the City, with no family and no income, she was offered a job by Weyman as an officer of the law.  It didn't take long for her to realize fighting crime wasn't for her, only enjoying arresting people and joined Sinners where she'd gained many friends.  Back then she was a sweetheart and soon met Black, a playboy with a "stable full of ugly crazy hoes" while referring to himself as being a "Stallion" but one thing lead to another and Black and Samara settled down.  That was two and a half years ago.  Shortly after, as their skills and love grew, they started to refer to themselves as the "Natural Born Killers".  When Prescious, Sinner Boss, told them they weren't good enough to be Sinner Assassins, they left and made their own gang, the Vipers.
    The Vipers grew and became the most powerful gang in the City under their wonderful leadership.  The name striking fear into the heart of citizens in some case but Samara states that she is a merciful Queen and that peasants come to her all the time for help and advice.  Despite Black's statement that he didn't wish kids in the future, Sam sometimes feels the urge so who knows...perhaps one day in the future, she might be the one with a little Venom on the way.
    The Queen did have a message for "anyone who doubts the King and Queen of this City....Try and take me by yourself, I bet you can't."  Again, a challenge has been sent out, will it go unanswered?  She also wanted it known that "while I am Queen of the city as I have proven many times I am a merciful Queen, BUT if you cross me you will fucking regret it".  The Queen has spoken.

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Page 4: Lifestyles
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❖ Dear CosmoGirl


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**Want to ask Cosmo Girl for advice? Simply drop a note in the mailbox outside the Gazette behind Syn City Bank, Cosmo Girl responds to everyone!**  ((NOTE: Crissy rewrites all Dear Cosmo Girl's before handing them over to Cosmo to answer so they can be kept anonymous.))

❖ Rumor Has It
**Have you heard a rumour you want to share?  Send it to us.**

1.  Dia from Sinners has a crush on Tann from DA.  Will she win him over and get him to leave DA to join Sinners or does he not even know she exists?  What does Smokey have to say about all this?  Does he know?
2.  Dire broke up with Dakoda because he caught her with the poodle that was seen in Syn City a couple of weeks ago.  Her reply "The Poodle was bigger". His reply "She was looser than a tunnel."
3.  Mikey took off with Hyst's clothing after Viper's raided DA's HQ so he would have something to smell and cuddle every night  before he goes to bed.
4.  Savea from Da was caught flirting with some of the Viper boys. Do you think Sariel will mind? Just how OPEN is their open relationship?

5.  Kylie's breasts have gotten larger and Amy says she's gaining weight.  Is that perhaps because there's a bun in the oven?  Could be according to this source..."It's a shame really, although I heard she's been in a cranky mood lately because apparently she's preggo by Dire."  So much drama from one little night of fun!  Or was it just one night?  Apparently Dire isn't the only one she's been spending time with as Chief Fyng as been seen entering and exiting her house several times recently.  Wonder if Halo knows...
6.  Smokey had a gift for Snarkie...a Dick in a Box.  Did she accept it?  Was Smokey's woman aware of it?
7.  Amy and JJ have the hots for each other but what's keeping them from getting together, fucking and getting it over with?  Amy's been spying on him with binoculars which she admits to doing....so much so that she was able to see his penis.
8.  A new gang could very likely be a possibility when new businesses start rolling in.  Kali, Syn's Mayor until the recent elections is contemplating doing just that but isn't sure yet.  Are you prepared for the competition or opportunities new business' will bring?
9.  Ica not only works for Sinners but apparently makes use of some of their motel's "services" as well according to one Synizen, though Ica denies the accusations.
10.  Word is...that Sinners are to blame for the bulldozer found in Oso's HQ this past week.  Some believe it was a demolition attempt gone awry.  Needless to say, the Oso's in the picture had quite the time getting it out without damaging the structure.  Perhaps that's why the alliance between the two gangs has ended?

**Have you heard a rumour you want to share?  Send it to us.**

❖ Shout Outs

    Wanna give a shout out to someone?  Have a message you want delivered in a different way?  Know someone with a birthday coming up and want to wish them a happy one?

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Page 5: Dating Scene Forecast
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Oh the weather outside is frightful but the fire inside is so delightful. We're making clits wet tickling all the way singing oh what fun is it to ride on a big hard stiff cock. Slaves are begging, owners giving. The PURE LOVE IN SYN HAS PEAKED, shining brightly like the star on top of a tree. I, LOVENOMINOUS, the GUARDIAN OF LOVE passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops and then summoned by this bright star of guiding light delivering the next DATING SCENE FORECAST.

Last November, without a doubt I ACCURATELY forecasted the lonely desperate women of Syn will get boob jobs, ass jobs and some will get both. These girls WILL NOT ADMIT they are desperate nor will they admit I, LOVENOMINOUS, the GUARDIAN OF LOVE was a MAJOR PART in their decision to go onwards with the necessary adjustments. Ever since my forecast was published we have seen a HUGE INCREASE in female sexuality all across Syn completely giving themselves up to any takers. Did I nail that shit or what? As a result of my advice, the heartbroken good girls are receiving the HOTTEST TOY of the season, the single guy. The naughty girls who didn't deserve the hottest toy continue being VERY BAD joining couples and the sluttier ones are making GREAT COLLARED PETS!

Slaves bells ring are you listening? Decembers forecast is as follows: Store brought gifts are superficial. Your gift of heart and soul are BENEFICIAL. Will your gift last a lifetime or til the next yard sale? How will your gift be returned? To the store or back to you in dividends? Are you blessing those who been devoted to you with YOUR DISTINCT TASTE of true love? LOVE IS THE ONLY FORM of wealth we can CREATE and SHARE together. Light the fireplace, scented candles, the tree and your passion with lovers, friends and strangers. Invite the grinch over and you shall be SURPRISED to see his heart isn't the only thing GROWING three sizes bigger! Don't be a scrooge! Tis the season to SHARE YOUR LOVE!

Thank heaven, I, LOVENOMINOUS, the GUARDIAN OF LOVE don't need to come down to tell the men you have a wonderful life and what a mistake it would be to just throw it away. Because NO MAN is a failure who gets pussy. Instead I shall dress as Santa and come down MOTORBOATING hotties on my most bangable naughty girl on girl list. Getting my jollies in a folly as I watch them MILK and enjoy each other cookies for Santa baby HO HO HO! With your cunt so wet why don't you guide my cock tonight baby HO HO HI-YOOOO!

Don't be Superficial, be Beneficial,

    ~ Guardian of Love ~
    ღღ Lovenominous ღღ

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Page 6: Letter to the Editor
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    Have something you wanna say?  Here's your chance to be heard!  Send in your letters to the Editor and give yourself a voice to be heard!

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Page 7: Want Ads
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❖  Vipers Garage is now hiring everything from pump girls and cashiers to mechanics!  No experience necessary although for mechanics, experience is preferred.  Stop by and put in an application or speak to Amber Venom (karmarider) today!

❖  New to Syn City and not sure where to go or what to do?  Been looking for a job and just can't seem to find one and having to live on the streets from one empty spot to the next?  If so, Holly Molly Maid's Service might be the place for you.  Holly Molly is now accepting applications.  Come visit Holly Molly down at the docks and put in your application today or contact Amber Venom (karmarider).

❖ The Syn City Gazette has immediate openings.  Candidates should have good writing skills and be an ACTIVE Syn City Resident.  There are a variety of positions available.  Some positions require working under tight deadlines, multi-tasking, working with the public, and covering municipal meetings, breaking news, features and other events as assigned.  Experience with photography, video and social media is preferred, but not required.  Candidates must be available to work a flexible schedule, and some weekends and holidays.  The SCG is a weekly newspaper and is located behind Syn City Bank.  Stop by for an application today!

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Page 8: Advertisements
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    Advertise your business for 20 Brunsen's a week.  Price subject to change.  Get your name out there and make everyone aware what it is you have to offer.

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Got ideas or suggestions? Let us know. If you have something you'd like to include in the next issue, drop a note in the mailbox outside Syn City Gazette's Office located just behind Syn City Bank.

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DISCLAIMER: LET IT BE KNOWN, THAT NO MATTER WHAT IS WRITTEN IN THIS PUBLICATION, UNLESS STATED OTHERWISE, IT IS STRICTLY IN CHARACTER!!! I SHOULD INFORM YOU, I CONSIDER EVENTS FOR THE MOST PART IC...FOR THE MOST PART LOL.  ABSOLUTELY NO OOC INSULTS WILL EVER BE USED...EVER!!! SO IF YOU FEEL SOMETHING IS DIRECTED TOWARD YOU OOCLY, AND YOU TAKE OFFENSE, UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE MISTAKEN!!! RUMORS ARE FOR FUN ONLY, WITH NO MALICE IN MIND AND THEY ARE USUALLY NOT EVEN TRUE!!!   HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WHAT IS OR HAS BEEN WRITTEN HERE?  DON'T READ IT.
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