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Syn City Gazette
Issue 12
November 17, 2013
Editor-in-Chief - Crissy Forster
Price: 10 Brunsens - 1 issue, 30 Brunsens - Monthly Subscription
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Table of Contents
❖Page 1 - In the News: Keep up-to-date on current events and what's happening in Syn City.
❖Page 2 - Announcements
❖Page 3 - Who's Who - Here, you will get to know your friends and neighbors, perhaps in a way that surprises you!
❖Page 2 - Announcements
❖Page 3 - Who's Who - Here, you will get to know your friends and neighbors, perhaps in a way that surprises you!
❖Page 4 - Lifestyles: Dear Abby, Rumour Has It, Shout Outs
❖Page 5 - Creative Writing Shared
❖Page 6 - Letter to the Editor
❖Page 7 - Want Ads
❖Page 8 - Advertisements
❖Page 6 - Letter to the Editor
❖Page 7 - Want Ads
❖Page 8 - Advertisements
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Page 1: In the News
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DA MOVING INTO VIPER TERRITORY
The past several weeks, DA has been quiet, not really doing a whole lot as far as the fighting scene is concerned, it's now known why. They've been quietly working their way into Viper territory. What started out as owning one shop, the Bodega, it's turned into them owning the same number of businesses within what was previously known as Viper territory as the Vipers. They acquired the Pizza shop not long ago and have now acquired the Cafe as well. Is it as simple as citizens trying to make their way in this City or is DA attempting to take over Viper territory?THE DATING SCENE FORECAST
Written by: Anonymous
Single females of Syn are topping or at very least emulating their rivals. Fighting for the attention of both single men and bisexual women. Some are getting big boob jobs, some are getting big booty jobs, some are going big time with both jobs. Taken females are harvesting this this year's plentiful harvest by collaring those desperate and willing females for themselves. Their husbands are not complaining and benefiting in the bedroom.
My love forecast for next month is to expect more females to submit to any takers. Syn City is a tunnel of love where boats are rowed upstream together. Singing Kumbaya and swinging sex partners. The lonely are to get surgery and submit. Your heart is in need of total guidance. Don't drown in the deep whirlpool of depression.
Embrace The Evolution of Love.
~ Guardian of Love ~
ღღ Lovenominous ღღ
A CITY AT PEACE
This week Syn has been exceptionally quiet and peaceful. For some, that means being able to do what they've been unable to lately due to acts of violence. For others, it means boredom and looking for trouble but for most, it means hanging out with friends and conducting business. There's been an increase in business activities this past week which will hopefully make an impact on Syn's failing economy if the peacefulness continues. Though the hostilities are still there and always will be along with the random fights that break out, it seems that overall Syn's been a much quieter peaceful place. If you find yourself bored, you might look at spending time with those who you're closest to. The holidays are coming up...get your shopping done, plan parties, work on growing yourself as a person and becoming prosperous in the City. One thing that's a must...enjoy it while it lasts, it's doubtful it'll last for long. SYN CITY'S TOP 10
MOST BANGABLE MALES & FEMALES
Last week, the Gazette brought you an unofficial poll that had been brought to their attention. These week, they bring you the official poll conducted by themselves. Votes were received through anonymous letters as well as texts by people who will be kept anonymous as well. The incoming of the votes started out slow but then people started letting their opinions be known and the results were much different then the previous poll. The votes were counted and recounted and the final Top Ten Banger's List for Males and Females is listed below. The Gazette chose not to print the Leave Em List due to the emotional impact it could cause for many. The Gazette is merely informing it's readers of the outcome of the poll and in no way agrees or disagrees with the list or made any changes.
There were several that were tied so they are listed in the order that their name was first received. As you can tell, it was indeed a close race! Thank you to our wonderful readers for participating in this week's poll! Keep your eyes open for more polls in the future.
There were several that were tied so they are listed in the order that their name was first received. As you can tell, it was indeed a close race! Thank you to our wonderful readers for participating in this week's poll! Keep your eyes open for more polls in the future.
Banger list female Banger list male
1. Halo (9) 1. Von (10)
2. Crissy (8) 2. Damen (9)
3. Kylie (8) 3. Fyng (8)
4. Samara (5) 4. Moses (4)
5. Fiona (5) 5. Zeke (4)
6. Athena (3) 6. Black (4)
7. Snarkie (3) 7. Lamont (3)
8. Steff (3) 8. Maximus (3)
9. Sere (3) 9. JJ (3)
10. Precious (3) 10. Dan, Shink, Dire, Perv (2)
11. Celestia (3)
COUNCIL MEETING
Thursday, the council met for the second time in two weeks with a packed agenda continuing from where they have left off along with brand new ideas. Citizens also waited patiently until after the meeting was adjourned to share their thoughts.
The first item on the agenda was the previously passed Jobs Bill that needed to be reworked before being implemented. Currently the council's focus is on the hospital. Jobs Bill Committee chair Dolly shared feedback she had received from hospital staff members regarding salaries, activity, thoughts on currently proposed and passed laws. She then shared the conclusion hospital Admin Eddy and herself came to that this problem must be solved from both ends with the ideal solution being somewhere in the middle of the council passing bills that support the hospital along with the hospital doing a better job on reaching out and making internal improvements. A revised Jobs Bill is planned to be presented at the next council meeting.
After the Jobs Bill, the discussion turned toward Dolly's economic plan regarding a receipts system that would help with future economic proposals. Shink stated most of the city is against recording every transaction while Dolly defended by mentioning business owners who support her idea and that it was a voluntary system. Mayor Whacked stepped in to remind everyone that isn't about who supports it but how to make the plan work. It was decided a committee will be formed consisting of 3 council members and 2 business owners to study Dolly's economic plan and present results to the next council meeting.
The second half of the meeting the council switched gears with new proposals, Shink's Walking Wounded Act which would enforce the wounded to go to the hospital instead of bleeding on the streets. A committee lead by councilor Shink Daddy was formed to iron out a votable bill within the next month. As things stand now, it may be difficult for the PD to enforce based on feedback from Chief Fyng.
The other new proposal was Whacked's Destiny Complex Project or also known as Destiny One Tower, a glorious mirror-like building that is millions of miles high to give all the bastards of Syn hope. The building itself will be the new city hall that will reside in the lot next to the hospital that will require a bond election to fund.
Although the meeting has already extended the other, it went into overtime as two citizens waited patiently to voice their concerns. Police Chief Fyng talked to the council about adding new laws regarding trespassing and resisting arrest. Gold N Guns owner Lester Johnson voiced his troubles with the current business environment stating brunsens are useless other than for licenses and bail.
The council plan to meet again in 2 weeks.
TROUBLESOME THREESOME STRIKES AGAIN
Sunday night, Snarkie and the twins got arrested. The bail was set to 150 k. each. As they misbehaved at the SCPD, the fines just kept growing. They trashed the PD as they where held in the station causing a rather hefty bill for Sinners and Oso. Chief Muffin was praying for the Sinner's Captain to get them in control and out of the PD. The Sinner Captain believed that the twins were having a phsychotic episode. Even the Sinner Captain could not get them in order and asked Chief Fyng to put them in a cell, but Chief Fyng refused. After being released, one of the twins stole a police cruiser. The charges against them were destruction to property....resisting arrest....arson....assault....grand theft auto, two counts. Plus 2k per flashbangs which there where many. Snarkie and Amy also got charges from an incident which happened earlier for a violation of an SCPD officer's property. Snarkie tried to make a deal with Chief Fyng after she was escorted out of the PD. Chief Fyng's ignoring Snarkie's pleas for a deal lead to Snarkie having a temper tantrum. The twins after their release came back and drew all over the PD with crayons. Officers seemed powerless under the twins bananza! It was sheer madness. More and more Sinners started to roam around the PD and Chief Fyng asked them to clear out. Shortly after, a fight broke out between the SCPD and Sinners. PD managed to stabilize the situation by winning the fight and arresting all the Sinners. How much did the Sinners have to pay afterwards? Will the troublesome threesome's reign of chaos continue or will the SCPD put the threesome in their place?
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Page 2: Announcements & Events
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Page 2: Announcements & Events
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BY DECREE OF THE MAYOR
All citizens shall wear a mustache for the entirety of the month of Movember. Failure to comply will result in citations, arrest, mental evaluation, attitude adjustment therapy, nausea, vomiting, and in rare cases, death. Signed, His royal excellency Mayor Whackadeaux Amadeus Allouicious Frederico Billy Bob Claremont Ferdinand Von Destiny III".
JJ AS COUNCILOR
In light of the passing of one of our councilors, Eva, JJ will now be sitting on the Council in her place having come in at 6th place at the recent elections. Congratulate him and welcome him to the Council.
Please welcome him to the council.
In light of the passing of one of our councilors, Eva, JJ will now be sitting on the Council in her place having come in at 6th place at the recent elections. Congratulate him and welcome him to the Council.
Please welcome him to the council.
GRAND OPENING OF UNITY LTD.
Saturday afternoon at 5 pm SLT, Unity Ltd. will open it's doors to customers for the first time. The new shop soon to be opened is near the docks beside Viper Pit. Please come out and join us for the ribbon cutting ceremony and to have a first look at the new shop. They're not disclosing what type of shop it is but did inform us that it's for both females AND males. There will be free food and drinks for all that stop by to visit.SYN CITY GAZETTE ONLINE
Syn City's favorite newspaper, Syn City Gazette is now available online
for those who have subscriptions at
http://syncitygazette.blogspot.com/. There's still more work to be done
so things are not final yet but we didn't want to hold back any longer
seeing as there's some that's been wanting us to be online since we
started. Any questions, concerns, or ideas...contact us. We want to
hear it!
LOST & FOUND
Sunday an envelope
was found outside the Gazette. If you have lost one, please contact the
Gazette or Crissy Forster to describe it's contents and retrieve it.
SYNFUL PLEASURES
Synful Pleasures hosts events every Saturday from 7 - 9 pm SLT and Sundays from 12 - 2 pm SLT. Saturday night was Barely There night and let me tell you...some wore even less then barely there, ass and nipples everywhere! All had a blast as Birthday Boy, DJ Fyng spun the tunes though. The winners were Zeke, Halo, and Tea!
!!!WARNING LIFTED!!!
Directly from the CDC...It is now safe to use the City's water as well
as drink the bottled water being imported in by the Bodega. The City's
water is clean and safe once again! No more shit lake!
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Page 3: Who's Who
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This week in Who's Who, we have not one but two individuals. To most, they are known simply as "the twins". To others, they might be referred to as the troublesome duo but in any case where they lead, trouble, chaos, or fun usually follow. Life wasn't always lollipops and rainbows however. They grew up in a home with an abusive father. Having to deal with their Dad, the sisters grew ever closer. Their Father is the reason they rarely traverse the streets alone. Their protective, older sister Snarkie rescued them from the situation when she brought them to Syn City.
Though they be twins, like anyone else in Syn, they do have names and go by Kyoko and Amy. It isn't always easy to tell who is who but Amy has larger breasts then Kyoko and some believe Kyoko's ass is larger. Other then these details and that sometimes one wears makeup different then the other or Kyoko wears old piercings, it's not always easy to know which is which.
The girls use to be members of DA, one of the local gangs but left when an argument between one of them and the leader of DA over the girls attempting to listen in on a conversation being had by Oso. They joined Sinners where they feel they finally have a real family where they do not have to worry about an abusive father. They help other Sinners with their variety of businesses but mostly help out at the car wash where they work making money for rent and the necessities of life. They don't plan to continue to do so as they've already started the process of all three sisters owning their own business. The twins, along with their sister Snarkie are in the planning stages of opening a cupcake business. Work for the releasing of a magazine to promote the establishment has already begun with girls posing for photo shoots with Von, their photographer. The girls claim to not have known Fail's Sweet Nothing's sold more then ice cream and that they have spoken with Fail about the opening of their business. The Cupcake business will sell more then just cupcakes but a variety of treats. Their message to the people was "don't fuck with the Heartfilia family or there will be serious repercussions!.. Oh and come by our cupcake store when it opens!" Despite being sisters, the girls intend to start planning their wedding though the date is unknown at this time but worry not...they'll have a wedding announcement so keep your eyes and ears open for it as well as for their up and coming business and magazine!
Page 5: Lifestyles
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**Want
to ask Cosmo Girl for advice? Simply drop a note in the mailbox outside
the Gazette behind Syn City Bank, Cosmo Girl responds to everyone!**
((NOTE: Crissy rewrites all Dear Cosmo Girl's before handing them over
to Cosmo to answer so they can be kept anonymous.))
❖ Rumor Has It
**Have you heard a rumour you want to share? Send it to us.**
2. A tattoo artist who owns the tattoo shop that was believed to be Shink's recently returned to town. He'd left the shop in Sinner's care...will Shink easily let the tattoo shop return to it's previous owner?
3. Dire and Dakoda were engaged to be married and already talking parenthood. Is pregnancy spreading throughout the city and she's already pregnant? Although after Sunday night, who knows what will happen because apparently the happy couple have broken up and both are single once again.
4. Apparently according to Presh, the President of Sinners, she makes porn. Perhaps you can find a copy of some of her work at Hoes 4 Less or the Sex Shop?
5. Minx posed for a photo session with one of Syn City's residents. Nudes were included with the finished photos. The nude photos exposed the true beauty of Oso's shoot-em-up girl. What would happen if the wrong person managed to obtain said photos?
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7. In a follow up to last weeks rumour about Caren being preggo with the possibility of the dad being 6 other men, I heard from a few good sources that Alistar Crowley from DA is the daddy, Caren has a huge crush on him it seems
8. Axel claimed he had sex with Dire and that Dire liked topping him and giving him his dick. Dire won't admit it but Axel's told everyone he swears it's true and that Dire won't come out of the closet so they have been having a secret relationship. He said the same about Shink but Shink shot him screaming that he wasn't gay. So is it true? Has Axel been with Dire and Shink both, one, or none? You decide.
10. Dan's gotten a little twin action after a war fought Friday night when Crissy sent them to find him. Apparently, they did and gave him what Crissy had hoped, a night of twiny-filled pleasure. Guess Dan and Crissy's relationship really is open.
11. A girl new to town named Danni needs only to be told to strip and she does, no questions asked. Feel free to tell her to strip and cop a feel like Mofo the Cop did.
12. According to Shink, he has made out with the entire city, but at this moment no girl has wanted to admit to it and as we know good girls never tell - lets just call him Stallion.
13. Supposedly someone that goes by the name of Weyman has recently returned
to town looking to start his own film production company and is
interested in using Syn City residents for short porno films. It is
unknown if he'll be paying those that are involved or those in the films
will be unwillingly participants.14. There is talk of some Oso members starting their own gang called the Macarenas. One of those in the picture seems to be Icarus, the other members are unknown.
15. Dire is working as a dispatcher at SCPD to pay fines apparently he made a deal with Chief Fyng to work off his fines.
16. Apparently Deputy Police Chief, Halo, was drunk driving and crashed her car into Sinners HQ Sunday evening. Did the SCPD have knowledge of the incident? Will she be treated the same as any other citizen or will her night of drunken mistakes be swept under the rug so to say?
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**Have you heard a rumour you want to share? Send it to us.**
❖ Shout Outs
Happy Birthday to Fyng, Syn City's Police Chief who turned only God knows how old on Saturday! Slap his ass and show him some love by getting him gifts be they real or gag gifts!
Wanna give a shout out to someone? Have a message you want delivered
in a different way? Know someone with a birthday coming up and want to
wish them a happy one?
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Page 6: Creative Writing Shared
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Page 6: Creative Writing Shared
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Have something you've written you want to share? Send it in to the Gazette and share your talents with Synizens.
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Page 7: Letter to the Editor
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Page 7: Letter to the Editor
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Have something you wanna say? Here's your chance to be heard! Send in
your letters to the Editor and give yourself a voice to be heard!
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Page 8: Want Ads
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Looking to hire? Perhaps you're looking for a mate? Send in your ads
and who knows, you might just find what you've been looking for. Want
Ads cost 10 Brunsens a week. Price subject to change.
❖ Currently The Brewery and Hard Target (gun shop) are looking for a few good workers. Contact Fiona Allen (FionaRaeAllen Resident) for more information. Please keep in mind that the ideal candidate will have experience working at a bar for The Brewery positions and gun experience is preferred for the Hard Target positions, but we are willing to make exceptions for the right candidate.
❖ Vipers Garage is now hiring everything from pump girls and cashiers to mechanics! No experience necessary although for mechanics, experience is preferred. Stop by and put in an application or speak to Amber Venom (karmarider) today!
❖ New to Syn City and not sure where to go or what to do? Been looking for a job and just can't seem to find one and having to live on the streets from one empty spot to the next? If so, Holly Molly Maid's Service might be the place for you. Holly Molly is now accepting applications. Come visit Holly Molly down at the docks and put in your application today or contact Amber Venom (karmarider).
❖ The Syn City Gazette has immediate openings. Candidates should have good writing skills and be an ACTIVE Syn City Resident. There are a variety of positions available. Some positions require working under tight deadlines, multi-tasking, working with the public, and covering municipal meetings, breaking news, features and other events as assigned. Experience with photography, video and social media is preferred, but not required. Candidates must be available to work a flexible schedule, and some weekends and holidays. The SCG is a weekly newspaper and is located behind Syn City Bank. Stop by for an application today!
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Page 9: Advertisements
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Advertise your business for 20 Brunsen's a week. Price subject to
change. Get your name out there and make everyone aware what it is you
have to offer.
❖ The Brewery is a quaint little microbrewery and bar, hidden down in the heart of the city. We pride ourselves on having the largest selection of beers, wines and spirits, as well as our own micro-brews and liquors. Come join us for a chat by the fire, a game of darts, a cigar among friends or just a quiet drink in Syn City's little secret hideaway. We look forward to serving you, your friends Whacked Destiny and Fiona Rae Allen.
The Brewery. Where you're always at home.
The Brewery is located underneath the Hard Target gun shop, just walk on into Hard Target, located near the church, and head down the stairs into Syn City's best kept secret.
❖ Need guns? Ammo? Sling-shot? Weapon repair or cleaning? Well then you are in luck! Hard Target has everything you need to survive in this crazy city where you can get shot at the drop of a hat. Come on down to Syn City's only legal supplier of weapons and ammo. We are located right next to the church.
❖ Sweet nothings
A place to chill out and cool down.
Feeling angry, stressed or upset?
Something sweet might help level u'r blood sugar.
Try a calorie-free invisible ice cream.
Keeps u'r shapes in shape!
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*******************************************************************************DISCLAIMER: LET IT BE KNOWN, THAT NO MATTER WHAT IS WRITTEN IN THIS PUBLICATION, UNLESS STATED OTHERWISE, IT IS STRICTLY IN CHARACTER!!! I SHOULD INFORM YOU, I CONSIDER EVENTS FOR THE MOST PART IC...FOR THE MOST PART LOL. ABSOLUTELY NO OOC INSULTS WILL EVER BE USED...EVER!!! SO IF YOU FEEL SOMETHING IS DIRECTED TOWARD YOU OOCLY, AND YOU TAKE OFFENSE, UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE MISTAKEN!!! RUMORS ARE FOR FUN ONLY, WITH NO MALICE IN MIND AND THEY ARE USUALLY NOT EVEN TRUE!!! HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WHAT IS OR HAS BEEN WRITTEN HERE? DON'T READ IT.
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