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Syn City Gazette
Issue 17
December 29, 2013
Editor-in-Chief - Crissy Forster
Price: 10 Brunsens - 1 issue, 30 Brunsens - Monthly Subscription
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Table of Contents
❖Page 1 - In the News: Keep up-to-date on current events and what's happening in Syn City.
❖Page 2 - Announcements
❖Page 3 - Who's Who - Here, you will get to know your friends and neighbors, perhaps in a way that surprises you!
❖Page 2 - Announcements
❖Page 3 - Who's Who - Here, you will get to know your friends and neighbors, perhaps in a way that surprises you!
❖Page 4 - Lifestyles: Dear Abby, Rumour Has It, Shout Outs
❖Page 5 - Dating Scene Forecast
❖Page 6 - Letter to the Editor
❖Page 7 - Want Ads
❖Page 8 - Advertisements
❖Page 6 - Letter to the Editor
❖Page 7 - Want Ads
❖Page 8 - Advertisements
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Page 1: In the News
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SINNOSO IS BACK
That's right...I'm sure you've alllll heard the rumours about the alliance between Sinners and Oso...it is officially back on. We were hoping to be able to meet with one of the Bosses of the two groups but seeing as time didn't allow it due to the recent gunfight activity, had to run with what information we WERE able to obtain. Some believe, they're combining forces in the hopes for a more peaceful city. According to one Oso source though, the reason for her personally anyway is the lack of SCPD involvement in the City as well as pushing Vipers back to their side of town. Saturday night, a fight ended in what Vipers believed was a stalemate due to their not wanting to fight at Vipers HQ but according to one source, Sinnoso seen it another way. They had accomplished what they had wanted which was to keep Vipers on their side of the bridge and that they are tired of the King and Queen always visiting their territory and that since the Vipers were once again back on their side of the City, there was no more need for a fight, their goal had been accomplished.
COP HOUNDING HOE LEADS TO FORTUNE IN FINES
Recently, one of Syn City's finest was caught in the act of hounding a local prostitute. Seeing that prostitution was legalized when the last Council was still in office, it's unknown the full reason for his hounding the hoe. It is known however that a Viper member while defending the hoe took down the officer who was then detained against his will. It didn't take long for the SCPD to put out a warrant for the man's arrest hauling him off to jail and informing him of his accrued 46k Brunsen fine. Whether this was a situation of justice or one's abuse of their position still remains to be known.
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE GAZETTE
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The Gazette is honored to be Syn City's Newspaper and are happy to announce that as of this issue, they have brought you 17 issues. With the new year just around the corner, we felt it'd be a good time to bring up some of our favorite memories. The past few months have been filled with love, crashes, and gun fights and here we are still bringing you the news and loving every minute of it! Sit back and enjoy the fond memories and may you all have a wonderful year in 2014!
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Page 2: Announcements & Events
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Page 2: Announcements & Events
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SYN CITY GAZETTE ONLINE
Syn City's favorite newspaper, Syn City Gazette is now available online
for those who have subscriptions at
http://syncitygazette.blogspot.com. There's still more work to be done
so things are not final yet but we didn't want to hold back any longer
seeing as there's some that's been wanting us to be online since we
started. Any questions, concerns, or ideas...contact us. We want to hear
it!
SYNFUL PLEASURES
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Synful Pleasures hosts events every Saturday from 7 - 9 pm SLT and Sundays from 12 - 2 pm SLT. Friday night, the club was so full, it was hard to move with their New Year's Eve Formal with everyone decked out in their finest. One thing is for sure, Syn City isn't lacking in money or great looks! Host, Amber Venom and DJ
Jessica did wonderful keeping everyone enjoying themselves. Congrats to the winners of the contest best in formal wear...Crissy, Layla, and Amber! Everyone looked absolutely stunning!
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Synful Pleasures hosts events every Saturday from 7 - 9 pm SLT and Sundays from 12 - 2 pm SLT. Friday night, the club was so full, it was hard to move with their New Year's Eve Formal with everyone decked out in their finest. One thing is for sure, Syn City isn't lacking in money or great looks! Host, Amber Venom and DJJessica did wonderful keeping everyone enjoying themselves. Congrats to the winners of the contest best in formal wear...Crissy, Layla, and Amber! Everyone looked absolutely stunning!
Sunday the party continued with the after New Year's Eve event where those that couldn't make it the night before or those that sneaked off to have a nap returned for more dancing and partying. Suka, Amy and Amber won the contest and all who came looked wonderful amazingly after a night of so much fun. ***********************************************************************************
Page 3: Who's Who
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Not so straight to us all the way from Ireland, this week's Who's Who, is Sariel MacKennagth. He was born and raised in Ireland until he was about 10 where he spent a lot of time hanging out with the Northern gangs. His Mother in an attempt to save her little boy sent him to the great United States and the city of the big apple, New York. While in New York, he still wasn't able to stay out of trouble when one of his female friends were being hassled by a local mafia member. One thing lead to another and Sariel escaped here to Syn City to get away from all the unwanted attention. His life is much like an old saying back in his home town "We live it day by day with the actions we put forth into this world, and we shall be engulfed by those mistakes." He didn't fail to live by his name though which means "Watchman" in Gallic when he was protecting his friend despite the fact that it forced him to flee to Syn City.
When he arrived in Syn, shortly after, he found himself a job working at Moretti's, the local pizza joint in town. Now, he's a combat trainer. He's continuously working to hone his skills and accommodate for the different fighting methods people use here in Syn and works on passing on what he knows from his homeland and experience to others. Like any other Irishman, he loves a good scrap and as we all know, Syn City loves to give them!
Sariel met his love, Sav shortly after his arrival here in Syn when she was dancing at the Sinner's club having a blast one day when it was empty and they just "hit it off". Since then they've been stuck together like glue and are unable to be apart. In the early part of their relationship, he does admit that it was indeed open and like any man with a new toy, enjoyed taunting and teasing the ladies while being a little bit frisky but states "Yet to your surprise. In grand total. I've only been with five girls. No I won't be naming names." These days though, he says he's settled down and the open relationship isn't for him. Currently he's in a relationship with not only Sav but also Abs an old friend of his from back home who was having some difficulty. Sariel wasted no time in being the "Watchman" once again and flew her here to the states to be with him. Now, the three of them are enjoying a happy lifestyle different from most but despite the fact they enjoy running up the credit card bills, they're happy doing their thing and he don't know what he'd do without them. When asked for his words of advice or what he thought about of the city, he had one thing in which he wished to share. "A bit of advice huh? Well, in the Famous words of Jack Nicholson...This town needs an Enema." There you have it....the scraper from Ireland has settled down with not one but two females and is happy and awaiting his next fight.
When he arrived in Syn, shortly after, he found himself a job working at Moretti's, the local pizza joint in town. Now, he's a combat trainer. He's continuously working to hone his skills and accommodate for the different fighting methods people use here in Syn and works on passing on what he knows from his homeland and experience to others. Like any other Irishman, he loves a good scrap and as we all know, Syn City loves to give them!
Sariel met his love, Sav shortly after his arrival here in Syn when she was dancing at the Sinner's club having a blast one day when it was empty and they just "hit it off". Since then they've been stuck together like glue and are unable to be apart. In the early part of their relationship, he does admit that it was indeed open and like any man with a new toy, enjoyed taunting and teasing the ladies while being a little bit frisky but states "Yet to your surprise. In grand total. I've only been with five girls. No I won't be naming names." These days though, he says he's settled down and the open relationship isn't for him. Currently he's in a relationship with not only Sav but also Abs an old friend of his from back home who was having some difficulty. Sariel wasted no time in being the "Watchman" once again and flew her here to the states to be with him. Now, the three of them are enjoying a happy lifestyle different from most but despite the fact they enjoy running up the credit card bills, they're happy doing their thing and he don't know what he'd do without them. When asked for his words of advice or what he thought about of the city, he had one thing in which he wished to share. "A bit of advice huh? Well, in the Famous words of Jack Nicholson...This town needs an Enema." There you have it....the scraper from Ireland has settled down with not one but two females and is happy and awaiting his next fight.
Page 4: Lifestyles
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Dear COSmo
My man and i have been together for a while now and we were supposed to get married on christmas but instead i found him sleeping with a hoe in the sewers ... should i leave him?
Signed IM DESPRATE
Dear IM DESPERATE
Me personally i think you should kill him and be done with him.. I mean is he really worth your time? Unless the hoe is hot well .. scratch that just kill him and cut his balls off and maybe he will think before he cheats again ..
Love Cossy
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Dear Cosmo, I have to plan a wedding...my Wedding, the problem is, I am already married. I had a nice intimate church wedding but my family feels they need a big wedding since we couldnt invite them to the first one. Help... What kind of wedding should i do since I am already legally married? Signed Leather and Lave or Tux and tails
Dear Leather and Lave or Tux and tails
First of all CONGRATS! Don't forget this is YOUR time and be excited.. second off every girl dreams of a wedding where their family and friends are welcomed to show the love you have for each other. I think you could do a nice size wedding inviting people you love and care about most and have a fun reception afterwards .. don't forget to have fun most of all and leather doesn't sound to shabby.
Love Cossy
PS: Have strippers and cake!
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My man and i have been together for a while now and we were supposed to get married on christmas but instead i found him sleeping with a hoe in the sewers ... should i leave him?
Signed IM DESPRATE
Dear IM DESPERATE
Me personally i think you should kill him and be done with him.. I mean is he really worth your time? Unless the hoe is hot well .. scratch that just kill him and cut his balls off and maybe he will think before he cheats again ..
Love Cossy
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Dear Cosmo, I have to plan a wedding...my Wedding, the problem is, I am already married. I had a nice intimate church wedding but my family feels they need a big wedding since we couldnt invite them to the first one. Help... What kind of wedding should i do since I am already legally married? Signed Leather and Lave or Tux and tails
Dear Leather and Lave or Tux and tails
First of all CONGRATS! Don't forget this is YOUR time and be excited.. second off every girl dreams of a wedding where their family and friends are welcomed to show the love you have for each other. I think you could do a nice size wedding inviting people you love and care about most and have a fun reception afterwards .. don't forget to have fun most of all and leather doesn't sound to shabby.
Love Cossy
PS: Have strippers and cake!
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Dear Cosmogirl, I like to follow people around the city they say I am stalking them but really I am secretly jelly of them. Some people call me delusionial because I think am a Queen how can I ever get a boyfriend?
signed Rose
Dear Rose
Well honestly rose you may not want to hear this but we do have a psych ward for those types of things . . I mean I get it you may not want to go there but you could find you a nice guy in there who shares the same interest as you do and explaining your condition won't be so hard. The ward can also help you with the Queen thing too, I mean you don't have have a crown . . Rose, it's just best that you admit it to yourself and if you need someone to go with .. I PERSONALLY will take you ...
Love Cossy
PS.. they give out free jackets even
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Dear Cosmogirl,
I am getting to the stage of life when certain changes happen, this makes me very hormonal and I have hot flushes do you recommend anything for this? My marriage is in trouble because I bragged about being a whore and fucking the King of Syn in front of everyone including my husband. How do I make him forgive me for showing everyone I am the biggest whore in the city
signed MC Prez
Dear MC Prez
I can understand what your going through is very hard for you, we all will have to face the blossom of life at some point the best thing you can do is go to the hospital first and see Dr. Edward.. he can help you with the hot flashes and hormones, they make pills for that.. in the mean time try to keep your heart rate down as I'm afraid you may have a stroke. It's common for your age so try to take it easy, maybe he can even get you some viagra for women. I'm sure your husband is jealous he didn't get to meet you back in your prime and he had to hear you brag about doing the king in your day but I'm sure he can get through this , just get those lady pills and keep him sexed up. I'm sure he will soon forget just try not to bring up stuff from back in the day it can only make things worse ... Happy Slexting !
Love Cossy
PS.... only take one female pill and if you stay excited for more than 6 hours please contact Syn City Hospital
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I am getting to the stage of life when certain changes happen, this makes me very hormonal and I have hot flushes do you recommend anything for this? My marriage is in trouble because I bragged about being a whore and fucking the King of Syn in front of everyone including my husband. How do I make him forgive me for showing everyone I am the biggest whore in the city
signed MC Prez
Dear MC Prez
I can understand what your going through is very hard for you, we all will have to face the blossom of life at some point the best thing you can do is go to the hospital first and see Dr. Edward.. he can help you with the hot flashes and hormones, they make pills for that.. in the mean time try to keep your heart rate down as I'm afraid you may have a stroke. It's common for your age so try to take it easy, maybe he can even get you some viagra for women. I'm sure your husband is jealous he didn't get to meet you back in your prime and he had to hear you brag about doing the king in your day but I'm sure he can get through this , just get those lady pills and keep him sexed up. I'm sure he will soon forget just try not to bring up stuff from back in the day it can only make things worse ... Happy Slexting !
Love Cossy
PS.... only take one female pill and if you stay excited for more than 6 hours please contact Syn City Hospital
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**Want to ask Cosmo Girl for advice? Simply drop a note in the mailbox outside the Gazette behind Syn City Bank, Cosmo Girl responds to everyone!** ((NOTE: Crissy rewrites all Dear Cosmo Girl's before handing them over to Cosmo to answer so they can be kept anonymous.))
❖ Rumor Has It
**Have you heard a rumour you want to share? Send it to us.**
1. Dan's been a grumpy pants cause he ain't gettin' no ass....girls with big tits and ass...please contact him ASAP. Vipers beg you!2. Wolf sometimes wears Steff's panties as a mask though it is unknown what EXACTLY he does while doing so!
3. A certain gang wants us to believe they are known as the Diabolus Aquilae. What many don't know is the group was founded by bondage Lifestylers who enjoy picking fights with stronger gangs to enjoy some DA, Disciplinary Action.
4. Fail is in love and been in love with one certain guy since may, but she been very quiet about it and thats where its at pr todays date. Who is this mystery guy? Is it you?
5. According to local Sinner sources, if you are arrested by Mofo from the SCPD, if you give him oral pleasure, you get off scott free without having to pay fines.
7. Sinner's are stealing business from Oso with their On-the-Go Laundry services offered by their prossies.
8. Apparently Santa Claus delivered several jet packs this Christmas as Synizens have been seen flying high. Then again perhaps it's just been the multitude of bullets spraying all over the city pushing them upwards. In any case, I personally believe in Santa!
**Have you heard a rumour you want to share? Send it to us.**
❖ Shout Outs
Wanna give a shout out to someone? Have a message you want delivered
in a different way? Know someone with a birthday coming up and want to
wish them a happy one? Let us know, we'll post it here!
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Page 5: Dating Scene Forecast
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Page 6: Letter to the Editor
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Have something you wanna say? Here's your chance to be heard! Send in
your letters to the Editor and give yourself a voice to be heard!
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Page 7: Want Ads
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Looking to hire? Perhaps you're looking for a mate? Send in your ads
and who knows, you might just find what you've been looking for. Want
Ads cost 10 Brunsens a week. Price subject to change.
❖ WXXX-Synful Sounds Radio is currently taking applications for radio show producer. Responsibilities include working with radio DJs for on-air call-in shows, scheduling guests, and planning other radio events including contests. Other responsibilities include getting sponsors for radio shows and events. Interested individuals should contact Angel(DamagedAngel Resident)
❖ Vipers Garage is now hiring everything from pump girls and cashiers to mechanics! No experience necessary although for mechanics, experience is preferred. Stop by and put in an application or speak to Amber Venom (karmarider) today!
❖ New to Syn City and not sure where to go or what to do? Been looking for a job and just can't seem to find one and having to live on the streets from one empty spot to the next? If so, Holly Molly Maid's Service might be the place for you. Holly Molly is now accepting applications. Come visit Holly Molly down at the docks and put in your application today or contact Amber Venom (karmarider).
❖ The Syn City Gazette has immediate openings. Candidates should have good writing skills and be an ACTIVE Syn City Resident. There are a variety of positions available. Some positions require working under tight deadlines, multi-tasking, working with the public, and covering municipal meetings, breaking news, features and other events as assigned. Experience with photography, video and social media is preferred, but not required. Candidates must be available to work a flexible schedule, and some weekends and holidays. The SCG is a weekly newspaper and is located behind Syn City Bank. Stop by for an application today!
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Page 8: Advertisements
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Advertise your business for 20 Brunsen's a week. Price subject to
change. Get your name out there and make everyone aware what it is you
have to offer.
❖ The Oasis Casino will be holding games of Texas Hold 'Em Nights so get your money ready. Take risks and win big and leave wealthy or go home! Ya gotta play to win! Also coming up...been feeling the need for some naughty fun? They will be hosting Strip Poker nights giving you the opportunity to see the lovely Gods and Goddesses that inhabit Syn City in all their glory. Keep your eyes open for further advertisement for upcoming days and times.
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Got
ideas or suggestions? Let us know. If you have something you'd like
to include in the next issue, drop a note in the mailbox outside Syn
City Gazette's Office located just behind Syn City Bank.
*******************************************************************************DISCLAIMER: LET IT BE KNOWN, THAT NO MATTER WHAT IS WRITTEN IN THIS PUBLICATION, UNLESS STATED OTHERWISE, IT IS STRICTLY IN CHARACTER!!! I SHOULD INFORM YOU, I CONSIDER EVENTS FOR THE MOST PART IC...FOR THE MOST PART LOL. ABSOLUTELY NO OOC INSULTS WILL EVER BE USED...EVER!!! SO IF YOU FEEL SOMETHING IS DIRECTED TOWARD YOU OOCLY, AND YOU TAKE OFFENSE, UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE MISTAKEN!!! RUMORS ARE FOR FUN ONLY, WITH NO MALICE IN MIND AND THEY ARE USUALLY NOT EVEN TRUE!!! HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WHAT IS OR HAS BEEN WRITTEN HERE? DON'T READ IT.
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