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Syn City Gazette
Issue 14
December 08, 2013
Editor-in-Chief - Crissy Forster
Price: 10 Brunsens - 1 issue, 30 Brunsens - Monthly Subscription
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Table of Contents
❖Page 1 - In the News: Keep up-to-date on current events and what's happening in Syn City.
❖Page 2 - Announcements
❖Page 3 - Who's Who - Here, you will get to know your friends and neighbors, perhaps in a way that surprises you!
❖Page 2 - Announcements
❖Page 3 - Who's Who - Here, you will get to know your friends and neighbors, perhaps in a way that surprises you!
❖Page 4 - Lifestyles: Dear Abby, Rumour Has It, Shout Outs
❖Page 5 - Dating Scene Forecast
❖Page 6 - Letter to the Editor
❖Page 7 - Want Ads
❖Page 8 - Advertisements
❖Page 6 - Letter to the Editor
❖Page 7 - Want Ads
❖Page 8 - Advertisements
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Page 1: In the News
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WINTER WONDERLAND
It is unknown when the bizarre storm will cease, stock up now on supplies before conditions worsen. Some suggested emergency items suggested are water and food (atleast a 3-day supply), flashlights, batteries, alternate heating, full tanks of gas, first aid kits, sanitation and personal hygiene items, medications, extra cash, cell phones, copies of personal documents, family and emergency contact information, and battery powered radios.
DESTINY ONE DESIGN WINNER REVEALED
Sunday afternoon, despite the cold and the snow, Synizens gathered at
the park when alerts were made that the winner of the Design Destiny
Tower contest was going to be announced. The stage was set and balloons
decorated it with the city's Mayor and Deputy Mayor in the spotlight as
the crowd slowly grew. "PEOPLE OF SYN CITY, IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE THAT TODAY I ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF THE DESIGN CONTEST FOR THE DESTINY ONE TOWER PROJECT. THIS MAN HAS WORKED TIRELESSLY TO UNDERSTAND AND CREATE A BUILDING THAT IS SO MUCH MORE, INDEED HE HAS CREATED THE SUPREME MONUMENT TO MY FOCUSED AND DECISIVE LEADERSHIP, MY GLOWING PERSONALITY THAT SERVES AS A BEACON OF HOPE AND THE STANDARD BY WITH THEY MAY MEASURE THEMSELVES AND PATTERN THEIR OWN LIVES. INDEED TODAY WE CROWN A WINNER NOT JUST IN A DESIGN CONTEST BUT A PERSON WHO'S VISION WILL STAND FOREVER IN THE SKYLINE OF YOUR CITY TO REMIND US ALL, INDEED TO TELL THE WORLD THAT THE DESTINY OF THE WORLD LIES IN SYN CITY. AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADEU I GIVE YOU THE MAN OF THE HOUR... MR NICK FALCONE!"
The Syn City Gazette brings you the long awaited first look at the new City Hall to be! The Destiny One Tower!
SECURITY OBTAINED FOR CONSTRUCTION SITE
Friday night, the Mayor, with his wife Fiona at his side, ventured out into the City on a mission. He met with Black, Samara, and Amber Venom of Vipers to award the security contract to Vipers Security Limited for the construction site of the new Syn City Destiny towers construction project as well as secure storage for all that is needed for the building process. Hopefully due to this contract, the storage containers that have been blocking the streets will soon be moved to the dock area. Only construction crews, Security staff, and City Staff, will be allowed to be on the construction property. All others will be asked to vacate the area by Vipers Security Ltd.
Tuesday, someone decided to turn the construction site of the new City
Hall into a pool and throw a pool party. It is unknown who the culprit
was that filled the hole with water from a hose though it's believed to
have been a member of DA as those were the first to dive in and enjoy
the water. Needless to say, the Mayor was NOT pleased and set off
immediately upon seeing it to find the culprit. Following the hose,
lead him to Moretti's where the associate on duty, Danica, claimed to
have not been the one to do it then later admitted to the act. As if
the pool party in and of itself wasn't bad enough, delaying the
construction days at the least, someone also peed in the pool...the
garage of the new City Hall. That didn't stop the Mayor though from
enjoying the water as well after fussing at all involved and informing
them of the dangers of course. No ducky's were harmed in the incident!
POOL PARTY PUTS CONSTRUCTION ON HOLD
Tuesday, someone decided to turn the construction site of the new City
Hall into a pool and throw a pool party. It is unknown who the culprit
was that filled the hole with water from a hose though it's believed to
have been a member of DA as those were the first to dive in and enjoy
the water. Needless to say, the Mayor was NOT pleased and set off
immediately upon seeing it to find the culprit. Following the hose,
lead him to Moretti's where the associate on duty, Danica, claimed to
have not been the one to do it then later admitted to the act. As if
the pool party in and of itself wasn't bad enough, delaying the
construction days at the least, someone also peed in the pool...the
garage of the new City Hall. That didn't stop the Mayor though from
enjoying the water as well after fussing at all involved and informing
them of the dangers of course. No ducky's were harmed in the incident!
PRESCHOOL TAGGER STRIKES AGAIN
The Preschool Tagger is still at large and attacking the City once more. Citizens are having to scrub the pain from windows and walls. They even attacked the new City Hall. Help put a stop to these childish colorful displays. If you have information, contact the SCPD immediately!
MERCENARY EXECUTIVE ORDER
This week, the Mayor sent down a new executive order stating that the "number of outstanding mercenary licenses has become a potential for serious problems of security and public safety". The order stated that no further sales of mercenary licenses will be given until Saturday, December 21, 2013 SLT. Included in the order was the following:
1) The Chief of SCPD shall identify inactive licenses and revoke them without prejudice. Chief Fying shall determine what constitutes "inactive".
2) The number of ACTIVE outstanding mercenary licenses is to be brought to 25 before any further sales shall commence.
3) The number of ACTIVE mercenary licenses in Syn City shall be maintained to 25 or fewer by revocation and limited sales.
4) The price of mercenary licenses is increased to $25,000 Brunsens effective immediately.
5) The TERM OF ALL MERCENARY LICENSES shall be set at one year. At the end of one year the licenses expire without notice.
6) The Mayor and the Chief of SCPD are to resolve the mercenary licensing program into a votable law and present it to the full city council for approval no later than January 15, 2014.
7) Crimes which result in the loss of G&D licenses shall also result in the loss of the mercenary license.
This is big news for many be it good or bad. Clearly the amount of mercenaries within the City has gotten ridiculously high and the Mayor is putting his foot down and putting a stop to it. It is unknown how this will affect Syn City in the long run at this time but it is believed that the new executive order is just one more step in the right direction.
SCPD OFFICER GOES ROGUE
Sunday morning, an intruder was caught on the construction site of the Destiny One tower. When questioned, Zeke stated he was the Project Manager but couldn't provide paperwork to prove it. With a lack of security guards, SCPD was called to the scene. Officer Mofo arrived shortly after to arrest the trespasser. The Mayor and his wife was called in and arrived on the scene and verified that yes, Zeke was in fact the Project Manager. Officer Mofo insisted that the Mayor was a pretender and wasn't Mayor at all and that he was going to take Zeke in. Thankfully the situation was resolved but at this time, Officer Mofo is still believed to be a Rogue Cop at large. If seen, contact the SCPD immediately!
POLICE CHIEF SACRIFICES HIMSELF & SAVES A LIFE
Sunday afternoon, lives were in the balance when a citizen found themselves stuck in fear atop the crane at the construction site. Dia, local Sinner member attempted to aid the citizen by calming her unsuccessfully. Police Chief Fyng showed up to save the day with parachutes. When Dia put hers on and jumped from the crane, she pushed Chief Fyng and sent him plummeting to his death, his legs hitting the metal beams being the only thing to save him. When the paramedics arrived, they injected the hysterically upset citizen and the fire department parachuted her down while other paramedics tended to Chief Fyng's injuries. Thankfully Chief Fyng lives but unfortunately doesn't walk away unscathed but instead, with a broken leg and minor injuries.
With the holiday break over, the council returned to meet this past Thursday. Councilors Amber and Eva's replacement, JJ made their council debut joining Cosmo, Dina, Dolly and Whacked.
It was a milestone night as the newly elected council passed their first bill into law with a 4-0 vote. The newly passed Jobs Bill creates a new key role, the City Manager who will report directly to Dolly, the Deputy Mayor and will be the voice of the various city departments. This will not change how departments are currently ran by their bosses, it will however give the heads of each department a go-to person regarding their concerns. The City Manager will also be in charge of creating new city jobs.
The council also discussed new laws proposed by Chief Fyng regarding additional fines for resisting arrest and trespassing, introduced the concept of community service for a reduced bail, and requiring prostitutes who are cleared by the hospital to obtain a renewable prostitution license. Each law will be reviewed and voted on separately by the council in the coming weeks.
Discussions continued on Dolly's Economic plan and Shink's Walking Wounded Act. A committee was formed for both. Dolly, Amber and JJ will be working alongside two business owners, Fiona and one other who would be interested in helping to put the plan into a votable form for the council's next meeting. Another committee was formed for the Walking Wounded Act headed by the Mayor with members Shink, JJ and hospital administrator, Eddy to review the entire proposal along with it's criticisms.
The busy council plans on meeting again in 2 weeks.
COUNCIL MEETING
With the holiday break over, the council returned to meet this past Thursday. Councilors Amber and Eva's replacement, JJ made their council debut joining Cosmo, Dina, Dolly and Whacked.
It was a milestone night as the newly elected council passed their first bill into law with a 4-0 vote. The newly passed Jobs Bill creates a new key role, the City Manager who will report directly to Dolly, the Deputy Mayor and will be the voice of the various city departments. This will not change how departments are currently ran by their bosses, it will however give the heads of each department a go-to person regarding their concerns. The City Manager will also be in charge of creating new city jobs.
The council also discussed new laws proposed by Chief Fyng regarding additional fines for resisting arrest and trespassing, introduced the concept of community service for a reduced bail, and requiring prostitutes who are cleared by the hospital to obtain a renewable prostitution license. Each law will be reviewed and voted on separately by the council in the coming weeks.
Discussions continued on Dolly's Economic plan and Shink's Walking Wounded Act. A committee was formed for both. Dolly, Amber and JJ will be working alongside two business owners, Fiona and one other who would be interested in helping to put the plan into a votable form for the council's next meeting. Another committee was formed for the Walking Wounded Act headed by the Mayor with members Shink, JJ and hospital administrator, Eddy to review the entire proposal along with it's criticisms.
The busy council plans on meeting again in 2 weeks.
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Page 2: Announcements & Events
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Page 2: Announcements & Events
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!!!CHRISTMAS WEDDING!!!
Sleigh bells won't be the only bells ringing this Christmas, wedding bells will be too as Bruce and Care of DA join hands in holy matrimony on December 25th at Syn City's beach by the bridge. Come one and all to help them celebrate. The time is to be determined.
WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY
Syn City Emergency management is declaring condition fuchsia, repeat, a severe winter storm is approaching and all exposed wet parts are to be covered immediately to avoid frostbite. Condition Fuschia requires citizens to take cover and cuddle immediately, unless you're single, in which case you are required to forcibly become NOT single and cuddle with your victim until the warmth is gone, then rinse and repeat.
SYN CITY GAZETTE ONLINE
Syn City's favorite newspaper, Syn City Gazette is now available online for those who have subscriptions at http://syncitygazette.blogspot.com/. There's still more work to be done so things are not final yet but we didn't want to hold back any longer seeing as there's some that's been wanting us to be online since we started. Any questions, concerns, or ideas...contact us. We want to hear it!
SYNFUL PLEASURES
Synful Pleasures hosts events every Saturday from 7 - 9 pm SLT and Sundays from 12 - 2 pm SLT. If you were at Synful Pleasures Saturday night, it was hard to know who was who as many were dressed as one of the favorite dead people for their Back from the Dead event. It was hard to tell who was really who! DJ Fyng was spinnin the tunes as all danced and enjoyed themselves despite the burning car. Syn City's own Mayor, Whacked brought home first place with Fyng and Steffie coming in behind him with second and third place.
Sunday, Synizens didn't let the weather stop them, they arrived in the club on time all decked out in their winter wear. Many who may covering so much of themselves, they may not be seen in such a way again as DJ Maximus played the tunes. Winners of the contest were Amy, Fiona, and Steffie...they brought home the bacon so to say!
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Page 3: Who's Who
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In this week's Who's Who, the Gazette brings you Damen Silverfall from the Sinner's gang. According to Damen, he's an honest albeit blunt guy who will stand up for what he thinks and die for it if need be. He tries his best to stay level-headed and be there for his friends and is a total boob man ladies.
When Sinners were low in numbers, shortly before the alliance came into effect and believed by many to be part of the reason for the alliance, Damen was one of the few Sinners seen out and about in the city on a regular basis. He has been with the Sinners since he arrived here in Syn City and are completely loyal to them stating that when he makes a commitment, he sees it through. They've been his family since the first time he seen them fight a rival gang. He "don't care if we are the strongest gang or not, I will fight for my family and I will die for them." Now THOSE are words of a loyal gang member...though he did mention something about a gang orgy that Presh has promised, I doubt that's the reason for him sticking around with words spoken like the ones above.
In the Gazette's recent poll, Damen was voted as Syn City's Second most bangable man. When asked what he had to say to all those females that fantasized about him, he stated "Um well, thanks for voting for me first off! As for being with me hmm I dunno Im just me, I don't pretend to be bad ass or have to put my cock in every girl to feel like the man. Im picky about who I'm with, I don't want baby daddy drama. As for how I am in bed, I guess only one way to find out." There you have it ladies...if you want to find out about Syn City's second most bangable man...approach him, he's quite approachable AND he's only been with a select few women.
Damen had possibly some of the most pleasant words spoken out of all the Who's Who's done thus far "I do love this city, the good and the bad. The pimps and the hoes, the thugs and the cops. What makes a city special are the people in it. Not the politics, nor the gang structure. I hope to be here for many years and until I'm too old to get my cock hard and to fire my guns." Sounds like not only does he love his gang but this City as well. He's right, the People in Syn City ARE the ones that make this City so great and keep us here. Despite the many enemies some of us may have, our friends and families are here within this City's limits.
When Sinners were low in numbers, shortly before the alliance came into effect and believed by many to be part of the reason for the alliance, Damen was one of the few Sinners seen out and about in the city on a regular basis. He has been with the Sinners since he arrived here in Syn City and are completely loyal to them stating that when he makes a commitment, he sees it through. They've been his family since the first time he seen them fight a rival gang. He "don't care if we are the strongest gang or not, I will fight for my family and I will die for them." Now THOSE are words of a loyal gang member...though he did mention something about a gang orgy that Presh has promised, I doubt that's the reason for him sticking around with words spoken like the ones above.
In the Gazette's recent poll, Damen was voted as Syn City's Second most bangable man. When asked what he had to say to all those females that fantasized about him, he stated "Um well, thanks for voting for me first off! As for being with me hmm I dunno Im just me, I don't pretend to be bad ass or have to put my cock in every girl to feel like the man. Im picky about who I'm with, I don't want baby daddy drama. As for how I am in bed, I guess only one way to find out." There you have it ladies...if you want to find out about Syn City's second most bangable man...approach him, he's quite approachable AND he's only been with a select few women.
Damen had possibly some of the most pleasant words spoken out of all the Who's Who's done thus far "I do love this city, the good and the bad. The pimps and the hoes, the thugs and the cops. What makes a city special are the people in it. Not the politics, nor the gang structure. I hope to be here for many years and until I'm too old to get my cock hard and to fire my guns." Sounds like not only does he love his gang but this City as well. He's right, the People in Syn City ARE the ones that make this City so great and keep us here. Despite the many enemies some of us may have, our friends and families are here within this City's limits.
Page 4: Lifestyles
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**Want
to ask Cosmo Girl for advice? Simply drop a note in the mailbox outside
the Gazette behind Syn City Bank, Cosmo Girl responds to everyone!**
((NOTE: Crissy rewrites all Dear Cosmo Girl's before handing them over
to Cosmo to answer so they can be kept anonymous.))
❖ Rumor Has It
**Have you heard a rumour you want to share? Send it to us.**
1. Public displays of nudity and lust have increased recently. One little slut put on a splendid performance in the park Monday, have a look.
2. Chief Fyng has someone giving him orders and it isn't the Mayor. Who is the Chief's mysterious Dom?
3. There's a new porn video available at Hoes4Less staring Slutmuffin and Molly. The teddy used in the video will never be the same again. Look for it coming out on shelves soon.4. On the date of the February 28th, Serena from Oso is going to challenge Samara the Vipers Queen into a "whoever loses quits the city" fight. A 1v1 to decide their life and reputation here in Syn City. Sere is patiently awaiting her response through the Gazette or in person. In preparation for the fight, she has already challenged the Mayor's wife, Fiona and won. Will there be more challenges in preparation for preparing to fight the Queen of Syn?
5. Sinners challenged the SCPD this past week when they replaced the sign on the billboard over the PD building. Will the SCPD allow the Sinners to get away with it?
6. They went from taking pictures as a couple one day to being single and available the next. That's right...Dan and Crissy are no more. They're single and ready to mingle. Crissy is currently taking applications from interested parties while Dan is seeking girls with large breasts, a strong desire for sex, and who enjoy playing with other girls. They do however remain friends.
7. The start of a public threesome or something more innocent? Not sure what's up with the eye patch though it's believed to be caused by a cum shot to the eye.
8. Icarus has apparently died and a tombstone placed for him at the park by Officer Fiona. Though he has been seen out and about and is apparently back from the dead. It is hoped that he will soon report in for a mental evaluation, if not, he may be drug in forcibly for the safety of the citizens.
**Have you heard a rumour you want to share? Send it to us.**
❖ Shout Outs
Wanna give a shout out to someone? Have a message you want delivered
in a different way? Know someone with a birthday coming up and want to
wish them a happy one?
!!!Due to weather conditions in Syn City, the author of the dating scene forecast was unable to make the trip into town but we hope to hear more from them in the next issue.!!!
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Page 6: Letter to the Editor
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Have something you wanna say? Here's your chance to be heard! Send in
your letters to the Editor and give yourself a voice to be heard!
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Page 7: Want Ads
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Looking to hire? Perhaps you're looking for a mate? Send in your ads
and who knows, you might just find what you've been looking for. Want
Ads cost 10 Brunsens a week. Price subject to change.
❖ WXXX-Synful Sounds Radio is currently taking applications for radio show producer. Responsibilities include working with radio DJs for on-air call-in shows, scheduling guests, and planning other radio events including contests. Other responsibilities include getting sponsors for radio shows and events. Interested individuals should contact Angel(DamagedAngel Resident)
❖ Vipers Garage is now hiring everything from pump girls and cashiers to mechanics! No experience necessary although for mechanics, experience is preferred. Stop by and put in an application or speak to Amber Venom (karmarider) today!
❖ New to Syn City and not sure where to go or what to do? Been looking for a job and just can't seem to find one and having to live on the streets from one empty spot to the next? If so, Holly Molly Maid's Service might be the place for you. Holly Molly is now accepting applications. Come visit Holly Molly down at the docks and put in your application today or contact Amber Venom (karmarider).
❖ The Syn City Gazette has immediate openings. Candidates should have good writing skills and be an ACTIVE Syn City Resident. There are a variety of positions available. Some positions require working under tight deadlines, multi-tasking, working with the public, and covering municipal meetings, breaking news, features and other events as assigned. Experience with photography, video and social media is preferred, but not required. Candidates must be available to work a flexible schedule, and some weekends and holidays. The SCG is a weekly newspaper and is located behind Syn City Bank. Stop by for an application today!
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Page 8: Advertisements
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Advertise your business for 20 Brunsen's a week. Price subject to
change. Get your name out there and make everyone aware what it is you
have to offer.
❖ The Oasis Casino will be holding games of Texas Hold 'Em Nights so get your money ready. Take risks and win big and leave wealthy or go home! Ya gotta play to win! Also coming up...been feeling the need for some naughty fun? They will be hosting Strip Poker nights giving you the opportunity to see the lovely Gods and Goddesses that inhabit Syn City in all their glory. Keep your eyes open for further advertisement for upcoming days and times.
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*******************************************************************************DISCLAIMER: LET IT BE KNOWN, THAT NO MATTER WHAT IS WRITTEN IN THIS PUBLICATION, UNLESS STATED OTHERWISE, IT IS STRICTLY IN CHARACTER!!! I SHOULD INFORM YOU, I CONSIDER EVENTS FOR THE MOST PART IC...FOR THE MOST PART LOL. ABSOLUTELY NO OOC INSULTS WILL EVER BE USED...EVER!!! SO IF YOU FEEL SOMETHING IS DIRECTED TOWARD YOU OOCLY, AND YOU TAKE OFFENSE, UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE MISTAKEN!!! RUMORS ARE FOR FUN ONLY, WITH NO MALICE IN MIND AND THEY ARE USUALLY NOT EVEN TRUE!!! HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WHAT IS OR HAS BEEN WRITTEN HERE? DON'T READ IT.
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