CAMPAIGN NEWS BULLETIN

***********************************************************************************
CAMPAIGN NEWS BULLETIN
Written by: COSMOgirl
***********************************************************************************

   
      
   Its that time of year for sure . People take sides, vote against their friends or some just vote for people because they are friends . EITHER way its voting season! For what you say? Well I'm sure you already know, Mayor of Syn City and Syn City Council .... Many people are running this year and it has turned out to be a huge election with many decisions to make. Whatever reason you are voting , make sure to vote. YES! YOUR VOTE COUNTS! ... I think.... ! Lets take a look at the nominees for Mayor of Syn City...


DOLLY SWIZZLE
WHACKED
FAIL
HALO
FYNG



    Yes Folks those are this year's Mayor Nominees ..... The past week I have taken time out of my busy schedule to interview these fine people and ask them the same ol' generic questions you ask important people ... Some want to enforce strict change and some just really don't care and want to just have title Mayor... Who knows !! but thats right yours truly COSMOgirl has been on the scene taking notes and doing long interviews to try to keep Synizens informed . Lets take a look !

To save you and me time I've picked one or two important things to share, so here ya go.

First I got WHACKED

[13:56]  cosmo  " First question what made you want to run for mayor?"

[14:01]  Mr Smith (whacked.destiny): "I have devoted my life to serving the people of this City. When I arrived and my bike caught fire here 17 years ago I began working hard to help others enjoy their meager existence here.  At first I sold drugs and party favors, and I made a LOT of money but it wasn't very fulfilling, so I joined the Sinners and rose to the leadership ranks just eleven levels below Vice President.  Eventually I met my beautiful Fiona and I became a god, serving as the spiritual leader of the city for several months during the days of the Devolution.  After Officer Slutty McFuckshake blew my family and me to hell we rallied, and Fiona and I have run Hard Target and the Brewery ever since.  Now as Chief Psychologist to SCPD and head of NUTHOUSE inc I'm looking to once again expand my service to the people and lead them out of darkness and into new adventures they cold not possible imagine"

[14:15]  cosmo .... if you had a chance to say one thing to convince Syn City to vote for you what would it be?"

[14:25]  Mr Smith (whacked.destiny): "I would say to each voter your vote is your own and it's a secret. do not let anyone tell you how to vote. when you go to the polls and you place your vote for council do it with your group in mind, but when you vote for a Mayor do it with the whole city in mind because as much fun as winning is, if there's nobody left to beat it can be very boring at the top That's what I would say to them. I hope that everyone can vote with the future in mind rather than trying to subvert what should be a real structure for control. If the system is bent the city is less successful, but if the system is done well the city is a fun place where the strong AND the weak can all enjoy themselves."

    So as you can see Mr. Smith is very enthusiastic and will he make a good mayor .. welll that will be up to you!


Next up we got Fail

[13:37]  cosmo What makes you diff Ms Fail from the other candidates running for Mayor as well"

[13:39]  Failure Fatality (nadiana.ferraris): "I got dark long hair and smaller boobs then the resta the females, but bigger boobs then the males ones.... but besides that I think we're not that different, actually I think ppls should stop focusing about differences, thats how we become strangers to each other, we should rather focus on what we have in common

[13:41]  cosmo  As a Mayor of Syn what will you do different than what is already being done?"

[13:43]  Failure Fatality (nadiana.ferraris): "hummm... what has been done really, Well, on a the first things would to cover the floors with lube and put condoms on my feets and go skating in there, maybe some lube wrestling, that is fun to.... then I'd order pizzas and go plant some trees *realizes the reporter might wanna know how she wanna change the city* I would definitively clean the river and paint the bridge aaand, yeah I'd make a rule all males have ot be shirt less and covered in chocolate

    And there you have it shirtless and covered in chocolate . Im not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing but most of the people are already shirtless so bring onnnn the choccccco!


Up next is the one and only .....DOLLY SWIZZLE


[13:21]  cosmogirl23: What made you want to run for Mayor

"What made me run for Mayor is to support a council filled with proven citizens who have the passion, the drive to push this city to the next level with their ideas. The current council, the one ah have served on was neglected into corruption and ah personally didn't get the chance to push policies that ah worked so hard campaigning for. So as Mayor mah plan is on assisting each member to become the fine examples they were elected to be, to have a better shot then ah had on pushing policies that will benefit the daily life of all citizens. Ah wants to give the new council what ah wish mah experience should have been on the council. With that being said, ah believes ah am the only candidate who has city council experience that is running for Mayor, so I have been around the political block more then once and have a better idea then the other candidates of what is required from a Mayor. What we needs is consistency, ah have been consistent loyally serving mah current employer for about a year and it will be a pleasure to serve all the citizens of Syn for just as long as Mayor... then ah will become someone else's campaign manager" she jokes

[13:21]  cosmo As a Mayor of Syn what will you do different than what is already being done?"

"Other then changing the council from a inactive one to an active one. I am focused on continuing Kali's work by building off of the groundwork Kali has laid out for us. For example the current system where groups have to submit proof to the bank that they are being used. Currently most of the proof are maintenance chores, ah believes businesses are instrumental in having a lively community and that we can do much betta if we push more community based ideas. Ah would like to introduce an idea ah will explain a little more called Deals which will reward groups for going that extra mile and helping improve the city by collaborating. All mah ideas are improvements, lets not ruin what good we have with risky, radical changes."

    Wow seems like Ms Dolly has her stuff together . With her good ideas I can say i would feel safe in her hands. Im sure a lot of others would say the same ;)

    Thats the one and only Dolly S. She has lots of great ideas, and plans to keep the city in order. She is special to many people around this city and im sure will do all she can for the city as well. GOOD LUCK!


AND NEXT.... HALO!!!


[19:18]  cosmo "As a Mayor of Syn what will you do different than what is already being done?"

[19:19]  HaLo (halo.evermore): well our current mayor is a very busy person doing whatever she does to keep her busy I will make sure I'm a lot more available to the people directly they will be able to come to me with concerns complaints and I will address them make sure things are taken care of... I'll be a more 'hands on' kinda Mayor have to run far before spotting him in the PD... after all he did stick out like a sore thumb in his surroundings.. shuffling her feet she waits still smelling the smoke on her clothing and pissed that she's have to buy yet another couch

[19:22]  cosmo if you had a chance to say one thing to convince Syn City to vote for you what would it be?"

[19:24]  HaLo (halo.evermore): Well Cosmo. I think world peace is out of the questions for our city, but I would like to start a neighborhood watch program to help the SCPD, with all this gang activity its a bit overwhelming for our SCPD I want to help the citizens feel safe, and hopefully plant some flowers around here.. this place is a bit depressing at times


    I have to say I love me some Halo . She is beautiful, smart and informed . Seems like she takes things seriously and wants to commit to what it takes to become a mayor. Do you think so? Guess we will have to wait and see!!


LAST BUT NOT LEAST FYNG!!!!


[ 22:11]  cosmo " First off , why do you think you would make a better mayor than the one we have now , and what makes you diff from the candidates running"

[ 22:12]  Muffin (fyng.skizm): well what makes me different from the other candidates is simple the other candidates want to bring changes to this city and i have a different approach

[22:13]  cosmo " and what is that approach you are wanting to enforce exactly"

[ 22:13]  Muffin (fyng.skizm): i believe in ideas....not changes.....everyone citizen will treated fairly and will listen to thier ideas to make this city even better

[ 22:19]  cosmo  " next is while before you were a cop, is it true that you racked up a bail of 3400K for Attempted murder arson kidnapping bank robbery and extortion"

[ 22:20]  Muffin (fyng.skizm): i been of victim of corruption by prior members of the PD, i was never charged with anything which is why i took the morale step to become and officer and clean up the PD of any corruption and wrong doing

[ 22:22]  cosmo nods listening and taking notes " is it also true that you blew a hole in a safe stole the money and had a get away truck take it off ?"

[ 22:23]  Muffin (fyng.skizm): if that was true i wouldn't still be a cop or even chief at this point in time

[ 22:23]  cosmo " who would of caught you from what i hear your a great fighter "

[ 22:23]  Muffin (fyng.skizm): nobody would have caught me because i never did such a thing

[ 22:23]  Muffin (fyng.skizm): if i did the mayor would have fired me

    And there you have it folks Mr. Fyng himself ... We all have a ghostly past, and have done things we're not proud of. What is more important is who is he now, and what he has done for Syn. Do you think he should become mayor of Syn? I guess my questions will be answered here shortly ...


        When you head to the poles please keep in mind why we are voting in the first place . I'd like to say good luck to all the people running for Mayor.  Without you we would have no Mayor and could do what we wanted... stops for a second... KILL THEM ALL! just kidding . Its about loyalty , trust, and being honorable to your word, and if you think any of these people are just that then VOTE FOR THEM.. they can't win without your vote. I hope this has helped you just a bit into seeing who they are and what they are about . If you have any questions you can.... ask them yourself .. im done here... PEACE





    Mayor is a very important position but is not the only election we have here in Syn city . We are also having Syn City Council elections . Without a good Council, we will have a fail job of a Mayor SO those are very important as well. We let the potential council tell us what they had in mind if elected. AND HERES YOUR ANSWERS



EVA SMITH

The main goals I have are to increase business activity in the City by raising the daily brunsen payouts by 100 b (to a total of 180 each day).  Also, I want to encourage growth in civilian jobs such as the hospital and fire department and small businesses, and to apply harsher penalties to people, or groups, who vandalize or arson people's buildings and possessions.  The first thing I'd do if elected would be propose the bill to increase the checks we all get, encouraging business in the city by making the loans easier to take and pay off.  Many shop buildings have been converted to homes making small businesses hard to start.  My belief is they are essential to the city, Annabelle's and Wolfs Grill House attracted many people and created more revenue then we'd otherwise have.  To fix this I'd propose a law to make those buildings available to small businesses only.

    Sounds like Ms Eva has some plans for the city . MORE MONEY! woohoo  , but does this mean that it will be harder to burn things down and get away with it.. gasps ... guess we will have to see what the future holds


Next up AMBER VENOM

My goals in council...as a member of the Syn City Council I will work to bring truth honesty and transparency to the government.  Synizens have the right to know what is going on with their government.  I also believe they should have their voices heard.  I am a people person, friendly and outgoing, and I want the people of Syn to be able to easily approach the council with ideas, questions and concerns and feel confident that they will be addressed.  They vote us in to represent them, and I aim to do just that.

    One of Syn's biggest sweethearts . Trust is a hard thing to gain but I think getting out there and doing whats best for the citizens of Syn will be the only thing that will gain trust . I mean with a face like that how cant you trust it.


Next up ....Lola, Dan.. i mean DAN VENOM

I would help produce some funds to make the City much more fresher then it is, [no not taxes] new buildings, new styles, more futuristic with everything real as mesh.  This place would look so fancy u would think you're in a future New York but I can say the gang problems won't change...for that is the truth of the matter but I can guarantee for more chicks with implants ((lola's)) and a brighter city, not this, do we live in a 1985 type of city?

    Facepalms and laughs, can't help but love that answer. Does this city really need more chicks with implants Dan? New York on the other hand .. I can do that ! OH you fancy huh?


Next up JJ

People should vote for me because I give a shit...About this city...it's strength's..it's weaknesses...and the positive attributes that could be established here...I do understand that theres a lot of work to be done and I'm not one to shy from putting my hand to the plow...I'm not a one-sided...One-track mind thinking individual...I have the best interest of all Syn's citizens....I will be honest and truthful about my tasks, progress, and agenda....I want Syn to become a better city....A cleaner city....A prosperous city!....Vote for me and see that im genuine and keep my word...

    Now if that doesn't sound promising I don't know what will. He may be newer around these parts but he sure seems to have a true fire for the city.  Maybe that is what Syn needs, fresh new people with a new outlook on things..Then again what could he know about the past?


The one... the ONLY.... DINA ORMIDALE

If elected I will make it a priority to increase the safety of our citizens, small businesses and their proprietors/employees by rallying for harsher penalties against gang related crimes. But I will not discount what the gangs bring to the table. I will work to bring tax breaks and incentives to any gang that keeps their members gainfully employed in their shops and off the streets. This would be especially helpful during the dreaded yearly HQ tax time. I will also ensure that our Council stays active and current with issues important to this city and citizens by implementing an open door policy into City Hall. This city's counsel is elected by its citizens so the counsel should be open to what the citizen's need.

    Sounds to me like Ms Dina has it all figured out. You have seen her face around these parts since the beginning and she hasn't left your side yet. Could she be what this city needs or will her plan for harsh penalties against gang related crimes just have her killed anyways? Can't wait to see how this plays out!



        Well there you have it folks a run down of this year's Syn Elections. It has been an exhausting time and a waiting game for the people running as I'm sure their hearts pound as the day becomes closer. If you have a question for any of the people running, don't hesitate to ask them, thats why they are here.

    "Politicians are like diapers.They both need changing regularly and for the same reason."

   So make sure  you vote .. because your VOTE COUNTS...I think... Below are some anonymous questions from people I have interviewed around the city to see what THEY as the CITIZENS would like to see changed..


....[14:14]  Mhm..idk really ....I'd like to have less camping done an see more peeps on the streets....with everyone camping...it takes to much room..an it gives them time to jus rack up xp points where you should earn them...i mean if you have a place in Syn where you can camp thats cool..but if not then i don't think it helps where sum of who cant camp dont get them xp points..

.....[14:16]  Less modding, every fight is modded which is just ridiculous and very boring/annoying.

.....[14:08]  abolish any treaties in the city

....[14:14]  Stronger Gun laws, Less cloths , more pictures of Ica around

....[14:24]   We need more ppl to do jobs and different jobs on the city make it live up to its name more

....[14:22]  they should ban alliance

...[14:26]  The mayor should change how the city is new buildings maybe even a new layout

...[14:16]  More mesh stuff sounds cool too, think it was Dan that had that idea for council.

...[14:30]  corruption in the city officials. there's enough threat from rival gangs, mc's, and crack-heads in general. we don't need dirty cops planting evidence and jacking up bail costs, not to mention roughing people up who haven't done anything legitimately wrong. corruption needs to go, with public servants like those, who needs enemies?

....[14:30]   Think they should actually have meetings for one,,i heard they barely ever did and should post what happens in them on a public forum (ie a website) so everyone knows what is happening and what they are working on. Have suggestion boxes so the people of Syn can put ideas in and let them be made public but anonymous or even have open meetings so people can go and listen to them.

...[14:32]   Oh and maybe change the Brunsens so you can turn them in for higher amounts or something ,,,have too many 10 ones lol

...[14:35]  the things that we are not using should go and replaced with things we will use

...[14:35]  syn city in my opinion should be a little more dark

...[14:37]  i think a city planner would be a good idea to talk with everyone and get ideas

    So as your hopping to the voting poles keep everything in mind and know there is no dumb question to ask. Syn can only get better from here and I am excited to see what will change and what will stay the same . Everyone has a voice, lets do our best to put the best voice forward!
                  
                  
                  
                                                "Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote."