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Syn City Gazette
Issue 5
September 30, 2013
Editor-in-Chief - Crissy Forster
Price: 10 Brunsens - 1 issue, 30 Brunsens - Monthly Subscription
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Table of Contents
❖Page 1 - In the News: Keep up-to-date on current events and what's happening in Syn City.
❖Page 2 - Announcements
❖Page 3 - Who's Who - Here, you will get to know your friends and neighbors, perhaps in a way that surprises you!
❖Page 4 - Lifestyles: Dear Abby, Rumour Has It, Shout Outs
❖Page 5 - Letter to the Editor
❖Page 6 - Want Ads
❖Page 7 - Advertisements
❖Page 2 - Announcements
❖Page 3 - Who's Who - Here, you will get to know your friends and neighbors, perhaps in a way that surprises you!
❖Page 4 - Lifestyles: Dear Abby, Rumour Has It, Shout Outs
❖Page 5 - Letter to the Editor
❖Page 6 - Want Ads
❖Page 7 - Advertisements
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Page 1: In the News
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SYN CITY GAZETTE SAYS GOODBYE***********************************************************************************
This is the last issue of the Syn City Gazette. Thank you for your loyalty, hoped you enjoyed it while it lasted. It may return, it may not but at this time...there will be no issues forthcoming. If you had a subscription, you have been refunded for what was left of it. Thank you and we here at Syn City Gazette thank you for your patronage and wish you the best.
SCPD RAIDS SINNERS HQ
Monday night, the SCPD shut down Sinners Headquarters. During the raid in which the PD swarmed Sinners, they drank Zeke's kool-aid. Many in the City believe the PD are on a "Power Trip". According to witnesses, they were there to serve a warrant that they couldn't produce due to it being "eatten by a dog". If that's the case, isn't there no warrant to serve? While there looking for a murderer, Moses drove around the corner not having time enough to brake to keep from hitting six Oso members that were standing in the middle of the road. Being at the site of the crime, he was apprehended and apparently a warrant issued on site. It was this reporters understanding a warrant was issued when a criminal needed to be apprehended, not when they were standing right in front of them. In any case, the Vipers paid 24k and he was released. Despite the expensive fines, he doesn't regret it and stated "I might have ran over a couple of oso... who cares?! Bitches shouldn't of been in the road ya know." He does have a point. Take this as a reminder, stay out of the road and drive carefully. Not doing so can be expensive.
TRAPPED CAREBEARS
SCPD is currently investigating what's being called the case of the trapped care bears. Monday SCPD blocked off the docks when it was quite obvious someone had been quite busy painting the containers. The docks, owned by the Vipers is normally quite active as goods are shipped in and out of the City but with police tape up, this could bring serious issues for the economy with no goods being able to enter or leave the City by way of usual means. Sometime during the day Monday, someone decided to paint all the containers with bright colorful pictures, the colors chosen so bright in fact, they can be seen clear across the city. Suspects in the case include Amber, Gussy, and Fail. The investigation is still underway.
SEX SHOP MURDER
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Page 2: Announcements & Events
((IC & OOC))
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THE DATING GAMEPage 2: Announcements & Events
((IC & OOC))
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The Dating Game is coming to Syn City hosted by the Syn City Gazette! The date and time will be announced in the future but the Syn City Gazette is asking for contestants. If you are interested in possibly being a contestant on the live show that will take place at the radio station, drop a note in the mailbox located outside the Gazette offices. Read below for more information.
What is the Dating Game?
The Dating Game is a game show where there is a single guy and three
girls. Both, the guys and the girls will be blindfolded having no
idea who the others are. The guy asks the three girls various questions
until he finally choses one to take out on a date. The questions are up
to the guy as long as they are not an attempt to try to figure out who
the girls are. The girls have the right to "Plead the 5th" but doing so
may limit their chances of winning the date.
Rules
1. All contestants must have RLV activated.
2. All contestants will wear a blindfold (2 different ones so that people's names are hidden as well as their screen being black).
3. Each of the three girls will be assigned a number 1, 2, or 3 and will use said number in their emotes. For example, a girl's response would look like the following: Girl 3 enjoys long walks on the beach and cuddling. The guy will do the same, referring to himself as Guy, his questions might look like the following: Girl 2, do you have any kinks and what are they?
4. The guy will have 30 minutes to ask questions. At the end of the 30 minutes, he will choose either Girl 1, 2, or 3 to go on a date with for 2 hours. The date can be arranged between the two winning contestants to be completed at their convenience.
5. Contestants are chosen by the Syn City Gazette. You do NOT get to choose who you will be on stage with.
6. If you cannot participate at the date and time assigned to you, you will inform the Gazette ASAP so arrangements can be made.
7. All contestants must agree to abide by all rules prior to participation.
1. All contestants must have RLV activated.
2. All contestants will wear a blindfold (2 different ones so that people's names are hidden as well as their screen being black).
3. Each of the three girls will be assigned a number 1, 2, or 3 and will use said number in their emotes. For example, a girl's response would look like the following: Girl 3 enjoys long walks on the beach and cuddling. The guy will do the same, referring to himself as Guy, his questions might look like the following: Girl 2, do you have any kinks and what are they?
4. The guy will have 30 minutes to ask questions. At the end of the 30 minutes, he will choose either Girl 1, 2, or 3 to go on a date with for 2 hours. The date can be arranged between the two winning contestants to be completed at their convenience.
5. Contestants are chosen by the Syn City Gazette. You do NOT get to choose who you will be on stage with.
6. If you cannot participate at the date and time assigned to you, you will inform the Gazette ASAP so arrangements can be made.
7. All contestants must agree to abide by all rules prior to participation.
SYNFUL PLEASURES
!!!WARNING!!! All citizens be advised, due to recent possible water contamination, Citizens are urged to drink only bottled water and to boil water for bathing until future consent to do otherwise is given. If you are experiencing stomach issues, diarrhea, or skin conditions including but not limited to narcosis, report to the Hospital immediately! Stay out of the lake! The warning is still in effect and we are awaiting more information from the CDC who is collaborating with the SCPD in this investigation.
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Page 3: Who's Who
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From truck driver to all around shit starter, this week's Who's Who, is Moses Venom a well-known member of the Vikings. Many love him and many love to hate him but like so many others, there's more to him then most know. He came as a truck driver but while waiting for repairs decided to stay and join the Syn City Police force during which time he was, according to him, one of the best they'd ever seen. After the SCPD was accused of being corrupt, he left and finally found his home when he joined the Vipers and has been there ever since. He works part-time at Vipers Garage as a mechanic and at the docks as a dock worker. He also drives a truck delivering goods throughout the City. He has never been married but would like to one day though no time in the near future. His proudest moment in Syn was when he was voted "Best Male Fighter". Although when asked if he see's himself as such, stated "I think I'm up there with the best but to say im the best would be false. I just love to fight." He doesn't argue with being called an asshole but whole-heartedly agrees with it but at the same time disagrees with being a bully stating "If you are going to run your mouth in this city, you best know how to back it up or just shut up and stand there. It's that simple. " Seems he is contemplating running for council after having made the statement "I just wish for world peace, all women have big breasts and vote Moses for President!"Page 3: Who's Who
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Page 4: Lifestyles
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❖ Dear AbbyPage 4: Lifestyles
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Dear Abby,
I like this guy and I'm totally into him but he says he doesn't want a girlfriend. I know he likes me but why won't he let me be his girlfriend? I've noticed him hanging around this other girl, who I don't like by the way....she can be a major bitch and he spends more time with her then me. How can I help him to see me as more then just a friend? How can I get him to lose the bitch and be with me instead? He says he's single but if that's the case then why won't he be with me? He knows I like him. I try to take his hands and hold them and stuff but he won't let me. Please help, he's my man...I just don't know how to get him and her to see that he's mine.
Lusting4Him
Dear Lusting4Him,
Get over it, move on.
Abby________________________________________________________________________
**Want to ask Abby for advice? Simply drop a note in the mailbox outside Crissy's apartment behind Synful Pleasures, Dear Abby responds to everyone!**
❖ Rumor Has It
**Have you heard a rumour you want to share? Send it to us.**
1. Lynsey was heard screaming about needing food, literally screaming. It's believed, the screaming might be caused by the hormonal changes that are caused by the same condition that makes you want to eat. Don't worry, in about 8 more months or so, all should be well again.
2. Ame from the SCPD has an oral licking fetish and a thing for older men, wayyyyyy older. Like Viper's Old Man Perv older.
3. The SCPD Police Chief was seen setting off a bomb in the Uptown Park.
4. Sources say a group of Oso & Sinner members burned Alister at the park early Tuesday morning because he tried several times to break the alliance of Oso and Sinners.
5. God visited Syn City through Shink. He made Mira and Dolly born again virgins and delivered Dolly to Damen so that he could get laid. At this time it's still unknown if Damen's gotten lucky yet.
6. Apparently Moses' crush on Maya was revealed when he was heard saying "JJ when speaking to Maya, you undress her with her name.. Show some respect. " Seems he has his mind on undressing Maya rather then addressing her. Or was it a mere slip of the tongue?
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❖ Shout Outs
Wanna give a shout out to someone? Have a message you want delivered in a different way? Know someone with a birthday coming up and want to wish them a happy one?
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Page 5: Letter to the Editor
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Page 6: Want Ads
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Page 7: Advertisements
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DISCLAIMER:
LET IT BE KNOWN, THAT NO MATTER WHAT IS WRITTEN IN THIS PUBLICATION,
UNLESS STATED OTHERWISE, IT IS STRICTLY IN CHARACTER!!! I SHOULD INFORM
YOU, I CONSIDER EVENTS FOR THE MOST PART IC...FOR THE MOST PART LOL.
ABSOLUTELY NO OOC INSULTS WILL EVER BE USED...EVER!!! SO IF YOU FEEL
SOMETHING IS DIRECTED TOWARD YOU OOCLY, AND YOU TAKE OFFENSE, UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU ARE MISTAKEN!!! RUMORS ARE FOR FUN ONLY, WITH NO MALICE IN
MIND AND THEY ARE USUALLY NOT EVEN TRUE!!!
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